
From Google searches (allegedly):

Nothing about Manchester United? Clearly fake.Witness wrote:That thread was missing.![]()
From Google searches (allegedly):
--J.D.Well, England's your basic fagdom.
--Archie Bunker
a “gay gangster” leading “the gay government of the gay United gay Kingdom”. A Downing Street spokesgay denied the charge:Doctor X wrote:--J.D.Well, England's your basic fagdom.
--Archie Bunker
https://www.theguardian.com/society/201 ... nottinghamThe Guardian wrote:First vending machine for homeless people launches in UK
A vending machine containing essentials for rough sleepers has been installed in Nottingham in what is believed to be a world first, with the inventor hoping to put one in every city with a homelessness problem.
The machine was unveiled at the Intu shopping centre in Broadmarsh on Tuesday. It dispenses water, fresh fruit, energy bars, crisps, chocolate and sandwiches, as well as socks, sanitary towels, antibacterial lotion, toothbrush and toothpaste packs, and books.
Much of the fresh food comes from redistribution organisations seeking to reduce food waste, according to the inventors at Action Hunger, a new charity. Other items are bought with donations.
Use of the machine is exclusively for those in need, and items can only be vended with a special keycard, which Action Hunger’s partner organisations give to users. In Nottingham the cards are given out by the Friary, a drop-in advice centre for homeless people.
http://metro.co.uk/2017/12/19/worlds-fi ... k-7170361/The number of homeless people in the UK now outnumbers the population of Newcastle.
There has been an increase of 13,000, bringing the total number of homeless people in the UK to 307,000, according to leading homeless charity Shelter.
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles ... arm-demandBloomberg wrote:U.K.'s Secret Brexit Studies Reveal That Airbus Makes Planes
For months, journalists tried to get their hands on government papers setting out how leaving the European Union will affect different parts of the British economy. They contained, according to Brexit Secretary David Davis, “excruciating detail.”
But despite boasting about their contents, ministers were reluctant to let anyone else see the documents. In November, after being forced to give way by a vote in Parliament, the government allowed lawmakers to read them under controlled conditions. Their phones were confiscated, and they were only permitted to make notes with pen and paper, lest too much information leak into the public domain.
“These documents in aggregate represent the most comprehensive picture of our economy on this issue to date,” Davis wrote this month, explaining why he was being cautious about publication.
On Thursday, the documents were released online.
[hilarious details at the link]
Lawmakers were unimpressed. “Most of this could be found on Wikipedia or with a quick Google search,” said David Lammy of the opposition Labour Party. “David Davis clearly misled the House and then set his civil servants the unenviable task of coming up with these documents in a couple of weeks. They look like copy and paste essay crises.”
We only started to say it "you-kay" after "the zuck" came along, and we thought people might mishear.Bruce wrote:What do I get strange looks when I pronounce it "The UK"?
Why does everyone else pronounce it "The You Kay"?
Details: https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/201 ... l-archivesThe Guardian wrote:Government admits 'losing' thousands of papers from National Archives
Documents on the Falklands, Northern Ireland’s Troubles, and the infamous Zinoviev letter among those ‘misplaced’, leaving historians suspicious.
Reminded me of something. (* google, google *) Here it is:Giz wrote:A Scottish farmer frantically called cops to report a tiger in his cow shed, sparking an armed police standoff — only to learn it just was a large, cuddly stuffed animal.
BBC wrote:Stuffed toy tiger sparks police hunt
23 May 2011
From the section UK
Ahhhhh, mushy peas.Abdul Alhazred wrote:And mushy peas, the hummus of England.
Just don't put any olive oil in it.
And as for garlic ...
I have a bottle of that. Use it often.asthmatic camel wrote:Eyetie? Nahhhh, you Kikey, atheistic fag.
No more than Lea & Perrin's Worcestershire Sauce is Eyetie.
An essential ingredient in every English gentleman's dish.
I buy in bulk to ensure a secure supply.
That's the only way they sell it in the states, and you can only buy it in dark alleys at 2am from the same sketchy character that sells fish and chips.asthmatic camel wrote:Mister Lister, even I do not go out and about brown-bagging Lea & Perrins.
You should be ashamed of yourself, sir.
Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power.