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↑ Spot on for bar fauna of the Shetland Isles. :|





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Witness wrote: Fri Nov 27, 2020 10:38 pm ↑ Spot on for bar fauna of the Shetland Isles. :|
I just checked TripAdvisor for top bar or club on the Shetland Isles and #3 was the Royal British Legion in Lerwick.
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It's a strange place.

But everything wasn't bad, quite the contrary. I met two old dudes in some bar, turned out they were (local) bluesmen (!), so I went to their concert one evening, very pleasant with a pint of Guinness.

I also had a meal and some drinks at a kind of "mariner house" (can't remember the exact name). No grande cuisine of course but the patrons were very colorful characters from the oil rigs and the "Russian" fishing fleet. No ladies there.

What struck me in the restaurants was that couples didn't sit face to face, but side by side, backs to the wall.

But for most of my stay I was in the countryside, so my knowledge of Lerwick's night life remained safely (and happily, see supra) gappy. :mrgreen:
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Witness wrote: Sat Nov 28, 2020 3:13 am It's a strange place.

But everything wasn't bad, quite the contrary. I met two old dudes in some bar, turned out they were (local) bluesmen (!), so I went to their concert one evening, very pleasant with a pint of Guinness.

I also had a meal and some drinks at a kind of "mariner house" (can't remember the exact name). No grande cuisine of course but the patrons were very colorful characters from the oil rigs and the "Russian" fishing fleet. No ladies there.

What struck me in the restaurants was that couples didn't sit face to face, but side by side, backs to the wall.

But for most of my stay I was in the countryside, so my knowledge of Lerwick's night life remained safely (and happily, see supra) gappy. :mrgreen:
As mentioned before, I have nothing but fond for the land and people of Shetlands.

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Severely obese Teessiders needing more than TEN firefighters to carry out rescues

The latest figures show almost 50 'bariatric assists' by Cleveland fire and rescue

Firefighters in Teesside are increasingly being called out to help rescue severely obese people.

Cleveland fire and rescue service attended 45 “bariatric assists” in 2018/19, the latest figures from the Home Office have revealed.

These are incidents where firefighters have come to the aid of severely obese people, who are often stuck in their own home.

Such rescues can involve the use of lifting equipment, special slings, and sometimes the removal of windows, walls and banisters.

The number of incidents is up from 37 bariatric assists performed in 2017/18.

It is the highest number seen in Teesside since 2013/14, when comparable figures began and there were just seven such rescues.

Of the incidents that occurred in 2018/19, six saw between four and six emergency vehicles called to the scene, and 17 incidents required more than 10 personnel in attendance.

They typically took more than an hour to resolve, and on 17 occasions firefighters in Teesside had to spend more than four hours rescuing an obese person.
https://www.gazettelive.co.uk/news/tees ... e-19324740

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England's COVID-19 infections down 30% during national lockdown: survey

COVID-19 infections have fallen by 30% during England’s month-long national lockdown and the virus is now in retreat, a large-scale study of more than 100,000 volunteers showed on Monday.

England began its second national lockdown on Nov. 5 to curb rapidly rising infections and protect its health system. The country is due to return to a regional approach to restrictions from Dec. 2.

Levels of infection fell 30%, with 96 people per 10,000 infected between Nov. 13 and Nov. 24, according to interim results of the study by Imperial College London and Ipsos MORI.

The last iteration of the research, carried out between Oct. 16 and Nov. 2, showed 130 infections per 10,000 people.

“The findings show cases were rising as the country entered lockdown, but this was followed by a decrease as national measures successfully lowered infection rates across the country,” a statement issued by the health department said.

Prime Minister Boris Johnson faced criticism over the decision to lock down from within his own party where some said it was an unnecessary infringement on civil liberties. The opposition Labour Party said he had been too slow to react.

The reproductive number of the virus was estimated at 0.88, reinforcing data released on Friday which showed infection numbers were shrinking by between 0% and 2% every day.

While the statement said the prevalence of the disease was still high, it showed a sharp decrease in several areas of northern England which are due to enter the toughest tier of restrictions next week.
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Mayor of Liverpool Joe Anderson arrested along with four others in police probe

City leader one of five men arrested as part of an investigation into building and development contracts in Liverpool

The elected Mayor of Liverpool, Joe Anderson, has been arrested.

The city leader was arrested earlier today by Merseyside Police along with four other men in connection with offences of bribery and witness intimidation as part of an investigation into building and development contracts in Liverpool.

Detectives made arrests at addresses throughout the city as well as Ormskirk and Southport.

The arrests are part of "an ongoing investigation", police said today.
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The Labour Party politician has led the city since 2010 and has been Mayor since 2012.

Last year he secured the Labour Party selection to run to be Mayor of the city for a third term at May's delayed elections.

A Liverpool City Council spokesperson said: “Liverpool City Council is co-operating with Merseyside Police in relation to its ongoing investigation. We do not comment on matters relating to individuals.”
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Wolf whistling to become a HATE crime: Police force starts recording 'uninvited verbal engagement' from men to women in the same category as racist abuse
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... abuse.html

Read something about the uk coppers keeping records of "hate" remark's made by individuals in perpetuity and some chick suing .... gotta look but it was sorta scary.

Who do the cops answer to?
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Re. Kunts Punk, I appreciate the motivation but can't stand the noise. Could we have it in the style of Dowland or Monteverdi, pretty please? (There is a Bach cantata out there somewhere with lyrics starting with "Property is theft", &c.) :mrgreen:
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Monolith discovered on Isle of Wight similar to ones found in US and Romania

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Witness wrote: Mon Dec 07, 2020 3:00 am Re. Kunts Punk, I appreciate the motivation but can't stand the noise. Could we have it in the style of Dowland or Monteverdi, pretty please? (There is a Bach cantata out there somewhere with lyrics starting with "Property is theft", &c.) :mrgreen:
I think the Kunts Punk manage to get the ambience of an Overcast dawn, windy, last of the leaves bown off in the night's storm. Clouds moving fast, you move like a snail in contrast. You happen upon a gingerbread cottage and stumble in for something warm. It's a ramshackle pub. Inside, an avant-savant pop band weaves bittersweet melodies with untuned guitars and bassoon and saw and sandal and grass. The singer is warbling something sad, you think, he's foreign. You walk up to the bar and ask for something hot, and the drunk next to you thinks it's some sort of compliment and rests his heavy drunken arm around your shoulder. There's nothing lascivious about it, it's just a fuzzy, deep sense of camaraderie. "Those them there guys," the drunk slurs, "they pooled together their thirteen bucks and formed a band." Basking in the drunk's hot breath, everything makes sense, though you haven't deciphered a thing. Turning to watch the performance, you realize the space is so intimate the singer's been breathing down your neck the whole time. The musk is tempered by the alcohol-laden sweetness. Eventually it has to come to an end, and you leave. The wind's blown the clouds away, finally. You feel vaguely cradled. It isn't until later, much later, do you find a Watchtower stuffed in your back pocket.
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Hotarubi wrote: Mon Dec 07, 2020 9:40 am
Witness wrote: Mon Dec 07, 2020 3:00 am Re. Kunts Punk, I appreciate the motivation but can't stand the noise. Could we have it in the style of Dowland or Monteverdi, pretty please? (There is a Bach cantata out there somewhere with lyrics starting with "Property is theft", &c.) :mrgreen:
I think the Kunts Punk manage to get the ambience of an Overcast dawn, windy, last of the leaves bown off in the night's storm. Clouds moving fast, you move like a snail in contrast. You happen upon a gingerbread cottage and stumble in for something warm. It's a ramshackle pub. Inside, an avant-savant pop band weaves bittersweet melodies with untuned guitars and bassoon and saw and sandal and grass. The singer is warbling something sad, you think, he's foreign. You walk up to the bar and ask for something hot, and the drunk next to you thinks it's some sort of compliment and rests his heavy drunken arm around your shoulder. There's nothing lascivious about it, it's just a fuzzy, deep sense of camaraderie. "Those them there guys," the drunk slurs, "they pooled together their thirteen bucks and formed a band." Basking in the drunk's hot breath, everything makes sense, though you haven't deciphered a thing. Turning to watch the performance, you realize the space is so intimate the singer's been breathing down your neck the whole time. The musk is tempered by the alcohol-laden sweetness. Eventually it has to come to an end, and you leave. The wind's blown the clouds away, finally. You feel vaguely cradled. It isn't until later, much later, do you find a Watchtower stuffed in your back pocket.
Ow! Stealing too, are we? :De_Bunk:
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Scottish clan chief plans to rewild his Isle of Skye estate with 370,000 native trees, red squirrels and beavers to transform island from man-made moonscape
  • Hugh MacLeod hopes to overhaul the 'lunarscape' surrounding Dunvegan Castle
  • Some 371,875 broadleaves to be planted on the MacLeod Estate on Isle of Skye
  • Project was awarded £1million grant from the Scottish Government and the EU
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... trees.html for details & pics.


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Peer who thinks being gay is a ‘disease’ suspended from House of Lords after shocking tirades about ‘queers’ and ‘homos’

Lord Maginnis, the peer accused of bullying gay MPs and ranting about “homos”, has been officially suspended from the House of Lords after his colleagues voted to eject him.

The politician, a form MP for Northern Ireland's Unionist Party, was suspended from the unelected upper chamber on Monday (7 December) as peers voted by 408 to 24 to back a report concluding his abusive conduct and use of homophobic language breached rules on bullying and harassment.

The 24 peers who voted against the suspension include the avowedly anti-LGBT+ former Archbishop of Canterbury Lord Carey, hereditary peer The Earl of Sandwich, and former Telegraph editor Charles Moore, who was handed a peerage by Boris Johnson earlier this year.

The suspension from the chamber is specified as for a “minimum of 18 months”. However, Maginnis is unlikely to ever return to the chamber, as he has said he will not take undertake “a designated course of bespoke behaviour change training and coaching” as specified by Lords conduct authorities.
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Piers' GMTV slot earns 8 x what Matt Hancock earns and twice as much as his female co host.

Just for Perspective.
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↑ Still fun to watch him squirm.




DWP: Tories to reduce benefits of NHS staff who accept Scottish £500 payment

THE Tories will take back benefits from low-paid health workers if they receive the Scottish Government’s £500 thank-you payment, it has emerged.

Nicola Sturgeon announced NHS and care staff would receive the one-off payment to thank them for their efforts during the Covid-19 pandemic.

It has now emerged that for workers who receive Universal Credit, their benefit amount will be reduced if they accept the Scottish Government cash.

The decision has been described as “cruel” and “Scrooge-like”.

Responding to SNP MP Neil Gray, DWP minister Will Quince confirmed the thank-you cash would be classed as “earnings” – so Universal Credit payments would be “tapered”.

It comes after the UK Government refused to make the £500 payment tax-free.

The First Minister had urged Chancellor Rishi Sunak to let “our health and care heroes keep every penny of Scotland’s thank you to them”.

Reacting to the latest Universal Credit decision, Gray said: "The Tory Government should be ashamed.

“Instead of taking money away from our NHS and care workers, the Tory Government should follow Scotland's lead and ensure workers across the UK get the recognition they deserve."
https://www.thenational.scot/news/18934 ... 0-payment/
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Hotarubi wrote: Thu Dec 10, 2020 7:12 pm
Piers' GMTV slot earns 8 x what Matt Hancock earns and twice as much as his female co host.

Just for Perspective.
What a twat. Will Piers volunteer to have his pay cut?
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BRITAIN'S GOT RACISTS

https://uk.style.yahoo.com/amphtml/vica ... 29915.html

OFCOM receives 100+ complaints about a reference in the episode to George Floyd and BLM...before it has even aired.
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Still ever understood the animosity towards the first woman PM of GB and NI.
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Hotarubi wrote: Fri Dec 11, 2020 9:43 am BRITAIN'S GOT RACISTS

https://uk.style.yahoo.com/amphtml/vica ... 29915.html

OFCOM receives 100+ complaints about a reference in the episode to George Floyd and BLM...before it has even aired.
And more:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... scene.html
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More:
https://worldfootballindex.com/2020/12/ ... acism/amp/

Millwall Fans Boo The Taking Of A Knee As Fans Return To Stadiums But So Does Racism
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Followed a week later by the most awesome of trollings:


https://talksport.com/football/801482/q ... s-den/amp/
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I tell you, she's fucking immortal.

She's carrying a fuck off sword behind her to decapitate Keith Richards.
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Something to delight Hotarubi:
Welsh is the fastest growing language being learned in the UK, says Duolingo

Language-learning platform Duolingo found that Welsh attracted a higher rate of new learners than any other language among users in 2020

Ardderchog - Welsh is the fastest growing language being learned in the UK.

According to language learning website and app Duolingo, the number of people wanting to "siarad Cymraeg" has shot up by 44% in 2020 in the past year.

It ranks above Hindi in second, Japanese in third, Turkish in fourth and French in fifth.

And its not just in the UK that where people's curiosity has been sparked either. There are currently 1.5 million users worldwide using Duolingo to learn Welsh as well.

That means, overall, Wales' mother tongue ranks in ninth place - ahead of Portuguese in tenth and behind Chinese in eighth.
https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wale ... h-19472264
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Actually I'm pleased because what actually annoyed me is that my tv license fee goes on giving that grot their own channel in their own language, when only 11% of the fetid population speaks the fucking thing fluently.

Anyway, they all smell of chicken nugget batter.
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Hotarubi wrote: Thu Dec 17, 2020 2:38 am I tell you, she's fucking immortal.

She's carrying a fuck off sword behind her to decapitate Keith Richards.
Actually Keith is her portrait of Dorian Grey
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Witness wrote: Fri Dec 18, 2020 2:17 am Something to delight Hotarubi:
Welsh is the fastest growing language being learned in the UK, says Duolingo

Language-learning platform Duolingo found that Welsh attracted a higher rate of new learners than any other language among users in 2020

Ardderchog - Welsh is the fastest growing language being learned in the UK.

According to language learning website and app Duolingo, the number of people wanting to "siarad Cymraeg" has shot up by 44% in 2020 in the past year.

It ranks above Hindi in second, Japanese in third, Turkish in fourth and French in fifth.

And its not just in the UK that where people's curiosity has been sparked either. There are currently 1.5 million users worldwide using Duolingo to learn Welsh as well.

That means, overall, Wales' mother tongue ranks in ninth place - ahead of Portuguese in tenth and behind Chinese in eighth.
https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wale ... h-19472264
shot up by 44%

So that makes, what, 23 users now?
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ed wrote: Fri Dec 18, 2020 1:05 pm So that makes, what, 23 users now?
If you had the Internet you could easily have checked that there are 1.5M registered Duolingo/Welsh users, 0.5M being active.

There are a tad over 0.5M speakers of the language. :mrgreen:
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Jacob Rees-Mogg informs UNICEF that English kids don’t need help because they’re being so well fed by the food banks

Jacob Rees-Mogg has informed the pesky do-gooders at UNICEF that children in Plymouth don’t need their help as they’re all being so well-fed at the food banks.

Tory advisor and human empathy vacuum Simon Williams, said, “Don’t worry, UNICEF, we’ve completely thought this through. We were sat around in Cabinet a while back now and brainstormed a few ideas about what to put in our original manifesto when – and I’m very proud of this creativity – I myself suggested that we take away free school meals.

“At first there was quiet. But then I told them: ‘Don’t worry, none of them can vote!’

“At which point, every single minister – bar none – jumped to their feet shouting ‘YES!’ and applauded.

“Jacob Rees-Mogg even screamed ‘YUUURRRRR!’ really gutturally and fist-pumped as though he’d just watched Hasselhoff in Baywatch. I’ve literally never seen him so happy.

“Free school meals have disgracefully undermined the Conservative’s stance on poverty for the last few years. Which is, that we quite like it.

“We also very much like the ability to control those masses now that no-one believes in religion anymore, and this is critical in that respect.

“Our, and I use the term with the greatest of affection, ‘scumbag voters’ say that people who can afford to pay for school meals should do so, not realising that the Thatcher-era parents of today’s children are already lacking not only knowledge and experience of nutritious food but also massive amounts of calcium. Meaning they simply don’t have the strength to get to a Polling Station to protest.

“Don’t forget, poverty and ill-health attract disease and rats, which at least means it stays within those areas and doesn’t spread to my estate, which is the important thing in a Britain that’s fairer for everyone.

“Under the Tories, there is literally no such thing as a free lunch.”
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Based on your profile, there are between 23,842,145 and 27,132,105 people in front of you in the queue for a COVID vaccine across the UK. Given a vaccination rate of 1,000,000 a week and an uptake of 70.6%, you should expect to receive your vaccine between 04/06/2021 and 27/06/2021.

https://www.omnicalculator.com/health/vaccine-queue-uk
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↑ I'm an old fart, so the calculator scheduled me for February. Not bad (and take that, you young whippersnapper!).
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Covid-19: Fake 'immunity booster' found on sale in London shops

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Coronil, a herbal remedy from India, was found on sale in shops in predominantly Asian areas across the capital.

Manufacturers Patanjali Ayurved claim the pills protect against "respiratory tract infections".

Tests carried out for the BBC show the pills offer no protection from coronavirus.

A lab test of the drug carried out by Birmingham University for the BBC showed the pills contained plant-based ingredients which cannot protect against Covid-19.

Virologist Dr Maitreyi Shivkumar said the idea of "boosting" immunity makes no sense in terms of treating coronavirus.

"There are lots of nuances in how our immune system responds to the virus. We do not even know that heightening immunity helps," she said.

"It is unclear what Coronil is trying to do to the immune system."
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