'Genital breathing' Australian turtle faces extinction, scientists warn.

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'Genital breathing' Australian turtle faces extinction, scientists warn.

Post by asthmatic camel » Thu Apr 12, 2018 12:01 pm

And so it should, the punk-haired little pervert.

A punk turtle with a green mohican and highly unconventional lifestyle is the star attraction in a new list of endangered reptiles.

The Mary River turtle (Elusor macrurus) has a head crowned by vertical strands of algae that also grow on its body. In addition, it sports face furniture in the form of long fleshy barbels under its chin.

However, perhaps the Mary River turtle's most unusual feature is its ability to breath through its genitals.
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