Amusing tale of the day.

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Amusing tale of the day.

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De_Bunk's cute little girl-friend sent me a rather nasty gif of our hero doing a little dance and warning me not to send him a pipe and some tobacco.

You can guess what happened, can't you?

"Nick..Just got your present..BEST PRESENT EVER..BLOODY BRILLIANT..👍..Made me laugh..im so gonna puff on it..also its spot on for the old Lowestoft fishermen pics of them smoking pipes..practically identical..Im sitting on the car park waiting for karen..(i had to get the parcel from the sorting office and i just opened it)..Right..its my turn to get you something now..😁😁😁..I like this game..I am honestly proper happy..Ill post a pic on FB for you when i spark it up in an hour or so...You're a good mate..and we gotta meet up..We'll arrange a good day for both of us and me and Karen will drive up..👍..Thanks Nick..I love it..👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍"

I don't think I'm flavour of the month with the cute-assed littly lady. :(

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Oh, and I sent him a tin of curry flavoured snuff which he stuck in his pipe and attempted to smoke.

There's only one De-Bunk. :)

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Nick..It made me cough my guts up..It was only after i read the tin, that i realised what it was..

Meh..Ill smoke anything..😁
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Welcome back. :)
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Abdul..
I never left.. :De_Bunk:
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Just hiding? 8)
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De_Bunk wrote: ↑
Fri Aug 24, 2018 1:00 pm
 Abdul..
I never left.. :De_Bunk:
And that was his last post
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..and im still here.. :De_Bunk:
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Dude.
The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.
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:D
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Made my week. Seriously, it's been a ballbuster of a week and I needed a smile.
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Made my day!
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So hows it going buddy?




I mean De Bunk not robinson.
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He hasn't told you about the time I sent him a gimp costume. :D
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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I'm guessing he donated it to the Salvation Army. :)
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He can wear it with his set of chains. For his own good.
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Or the time I sent him a jar of Jamaican Jerk paste and he nearly choked to death by eating a spoonful straight from the jar. :D
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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Or the time I sent him my spare Windows tablet because his lady friend had smashed his up in a temper. :D
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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She's great...Only beats me on weekends now.. :twisted:
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PS..Im always just 'around'..Im DB..Still a bastard..and still loyal to us old school mob here..But i got to be a bit 'good' nowadays (thanks to meeting an actual female who, somehow, agreed to meet me more than once)..and behave myself..😈😈😈😈
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De_Bunk wrote: ↑
Sat Nov 23, 2019 9:49 pm
and behave myself
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I hope not, DB!
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