Amusing tale of the day.

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Amusing tale of the day.

Post by asthmatic camel » Wed Aug 22, 2018 7:11 pm

De_Bunk's cute little girl-friend sent me a rather nasty gif of our hero doing a little dance and warning me not to send him a pipe and some tobacco.

You can guess what happened, can't you?

"Nick..Just got your present..BEST PRESENT EVER..BLOODY BRILLIANT..πŸ‘..Made me laugh..im so gonna puff on it..also its spot on for the old Lowestoft fishermen pics of them smoking pipes..practically identical..Im sitting on the car park waiting for karen..(i had to get the parcel from the sorting office and i just opened it)..Right..its my turn to get you something now..😁😁😁..I like this game..I am honestly proper happy..Ill post a pic on FB for you when i spark it up in an hour or so...You're a good mate..and we gotta meet up..We'll arrange a good day for both of us and me and Karen will drive up..πŸ‘..Thanks Nick..I love it..πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘"

I don't think I'm flavour of the month with the cute-assed littly lady. :(

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Oh, and I sent him a tin of curry flavoured snuff which he stuck in his pipe and attempted to smoke.

There's only one De-Bunk. :)

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Re: Amusing tale of the day.

Post by De_Bunk » Fri Aug 24, 2018 12:45 pm

Nick..It made me cough my guts up..It was only after i read the tin, that i realised what it was..

Meh..Ill smoke anything..😁

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Re: Amusing tale of the day.

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Fri Aug 24, 2018 12:52 pm

Welcome back. :)
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Re: Amusing tale of the day.

Post by De_Bunk » Fri Aug 24, 2018 1:00 pm

Abdul..
I never left.. :De_Bunk:

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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Fri Aug 24, 2018 1:24 pm

Just hiding? 8)
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Re: Amusing tale of the day.

Post by robinson » Fri Nov 22, 2019 11:04 am

De_Bunk wrote: ↑
Fri Aug 24, 2018 1:00 pm
Abdul..
I never left.. :De_Bunk:
And that was his last post
You never know what's going to happen, then some shit happens nobody saw coming, then later somebody says they knew it was coming, then some new shit happens nobody saw coming, rinse and repeat

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Re: Amusing tale of the day.

Post by De_Bunk » Fri Nov 22, 2019 11:13 am

..and im still here.. :De_Bunk:
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Re: Amusing tale of the day.

Post by Pyrrho » Fri Nov 22, 2019 11:14 am

Dude.
The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Re: Amusing tale of the day.

Post by De_Bunk » Fri Nov 22, 2019 11:15 am

:D

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Re: Amusing tale of the day.

Post by Pyrrho » Fri Nov 22, 2019 11:17 am

Made my week. Seriously, it's been a ballbuster of a week and I needed a smile.
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Post by robinson » Fri Nov 22, 2019 11:23 am

Made my day!
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Re: Amusing tale of the day.

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Fri Nov 22, 2019 3:13 pm

So hows it going buddy?




I mean De Bunk not robinson.
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Re: Amusing tale of the day.

Post by asthmatic camel » Fri Nov 22, 2019 6:22 pm

He hasn't told you about the time I sent him a gimp costume. :D
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Fri Nov 22, 2019 6:39 pm

I'm guessing he donated it to the Salvation Army. :)
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Re: Amusing tale of the day.

Post by Captain » Fri Nov 22, 2019 11:14 pm

He can wear it with his set of chains. For his own good.
You run one time, you got yourself a set of chains. You run twice you got yourself two sets. You ain't gonna need no third set, 'cause you gonna get your mind right.

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Re: Amusing tale of the day.

Post by asthmatic camel » Sat Nov 23, 2019 11:29 am

Or the time I sent him a jar of Jamaican Jerk paste and he nearly choked to death by eating a spoonful straight from the jar. :D
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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Re: Amusing tale of the day.

Post by asthmatic camel » Sat Nov 23, 2019 11:37 am

Or the time I sent him my spare Windows tablet because his lady friend had smashed his up in a temper. :D
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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Re: Amusing tale of the day.

Post by De_Bunk » Sat Nov 23, 2019 9:38 pm

She's great...Only beats me on weekends now.. :twisted:

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Re: Amusing tale of the day.

Post by De_Bunk » Sat Nov 23, 2019 9:49 pm

PS..Im always just 'around'..Im DB..Still a bastard..and still loyal to us old school mob here..But i got to be a bit 'good' nowadays (thanks to meeting an actual female who, somehow, agreed to meet me more than once)..and behave myself..😈😈😈😈

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Re: Amusing tale of the day.

Post by Witness » Sun Nov 24, 2019 12:36 am

De_Bunk wrote: ↑
Sat Nov 23, 2019 9:49 pm
and behave myself
:notsure:

I hope not, DB!