Amusing tale of the day.

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Re: Amusing tale of the day.

Post by sparks » Sun Nov 24, 2019 2:12 am

Pussy whipped. :)
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Re: Amusing tale of the day.

Post by De_Bunk » Sun Nov 24, 2019 7:42 am

Witness...I probably wont..😁

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Re: Amusing tale of the day.

Post by De_Bunk » Sun Nov 24, 2019 7:45 am

Ill be back later after my sermon at 10..

Hope i get a good crowd in this week..

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Re: Amusing tale of the day.

Post by asthmatic camel » Sun Nov 24, 2019 10:40 am

That reminds me, DB. Do you need any more of that Nigerian hot pepper soup? I'll be passing the Afro-Caribbean shop some time this week. :)
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Re: Amusing tale of the day.

Post by ed » Sun Nov 24, 2019 12:20 pm

Sounds good. Can you ship some to me?
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Re: Amusing tale of the day.

Post by ed » Sun Nov 24, 2019 12:22 pm

Better yet ... get on a plane to Orlando, rent a car and drive to my place to give it to me.
I'll be busy so I can't ask you to join me, you'll have to go back.

That work for you?
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Re: Amusing tale of the day.

Post by ed » Sun Nov 24, 2019 12:23 pm

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Re: Amusing tale of the day.

Post by sparks » Sun Nov 24, 2019 3:44 pm

For an Elder Gawd, you're a real cunt ed. :)
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Re: Amusing tale of the day.

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sun Nov 24, 2019 4:00 pm

ed wrote:
Sun Nov 24, 2019 12:23 pm
like this?
https://www.demandafrica.com/food/recip ... pper-soup/
Recipe sounds Cajun. Catfish, offal, hot pepper. :Hungry2:
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Re: Amusing tale of the day.

Post by Fid » Sun Nov 24, 2019 4:58 pm

Why is one of the ingredients "your bank account number"?
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Re: Amusing tale of the day.

Post by ed » Sun Nov 24, 2019 5:01 pm

sparks wrote:
Sun Nov 24, 2019 3:44 pm
For an Elder Gawd, you're a real cunt ed. :)
But it would be cool if he'd do it, wouldn't it? Like going 6000 miles to make an offerring. Like Mecca except Myakka. Hmmmmmmmmm.
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Re: Amusing tale of the day.

Post by Witness » Sun Nov 24, 2019 9:36 pm

ed wrote:
Sun Nov 24, 2019 12:23 pm
like this?
https://www.demandafrica.com/food/recip ... pper-soup/
ed, you monster:
  • 2 pounds chicken / catfish / cow leg / offal
  • 4 seeds Calabash nutmeg (Ehiri/Ehuru) ground
  • 3 cubes Maggi seasoning
  • 2 cloves garlic minced
  • 2 medium onions
  • 2 tablespoons Scent leaves dry uziza leaves
  • Red chili pepper / habanero pepper to taste
  • Salt to taste
  • 1/2 gallon water approximately
:roll:

I understand now why your crawdads have fled, they don't want to be subjected to such ignominy.

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Re: Amusing tale of the day.

Post by ed » Sun Nov 24, 2019 9:39 pm

? sounds questionBLE.
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Re: Amusing tale of the day.

Post by asthmatic camel » Sun Nov 24, 2019 9:45 pm

I'm talking about this stuff, an instant Obe Ata soup mix. It's really nice if you like spicy stuff but there's only one shop I know of where you can buy it. De-Bunk's tried to find another supplier but without any luck.

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Re: Amusing tale of the day.

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sun Nov 24, 2019 10:06 pm

Had to look up Maggi.

Nigerians culturally appropriated the Swiss. :lmao:
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Re: Amusing tale of the day.

Post by asthmatic camel » Mon Nov 25, 2019 2:33 am

ed wrote:
Sun Nov 24, 2019 12:22 pm
Better yet ... get on a plane to Orlando, rent a car and drive to my place to give it to me.
I'll be busy so I can't ask you to join me, you'll have to go back.

That work for you?
I'd have to fag-o-cycle it; I handed my driving licence in twenty years ago after suffering a few seizures.
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Re: Amusing tale of the day.

Post by ed » Mon Nov 25, 2019 2:58 am

What did the bastards seize from you???
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Re: Amusing tale of the day.

Post by asthmatic camel » Mon Nov 25, 2019 7:06 am

Very nearly my life. I flatlined twice. (And no, I didn't see any angels or any of that bullshit while I was dead.)
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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Re: Amusing tale of the day.

Post by robinson » Mon Nov 25, 2019 11:34 am

My God man! An actual female!
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Re: Amusing tale of the day.

Post by ed » Mon Nov 25, 2019 12:17 pm

asthmatic camel wrote:
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Very nearly my life. I flatlined twice. (And no, I didn't see any angels or any of that bullshit while I was dead.)

Twice? And THAT is enough to keep you from bringing me my Aga Opa??/ :x

Let me tell you that Nelson, after being mortally wounded, proceeded to bombard the Yucatan into submission thus adding it to Victoria's empire. And you, "flatlining" only twice put your feet up and call it a day.

I weep for your Empire.
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