I'd have to fag-o-cycle it; I handed my driving licence in twenty years ago after suffering a few seizures.
Amusing tale of the day.
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Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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Very nearly my life. I flatlined twice. (And no, I didn't see any angels or any of that bullshit while I was dead.)
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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My God man! An actual female!
still working on Sophrosyne, but I will no doubt end up with Hubris
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asthmatic camel wrote: βMon Nov 25, 2019 7:06 am Very nearly my life. I flatlined twice. (And no, I didn't see any angels or any of that bullshit while I was dead.)
Twice? And THAT is enough to keep you from bringing me my Aga Opa??/

Let me tell you that Nelson, after being mortally wounded, proceeded to bombard the Yucatan into submission thus adding it to Victoria's empire. And you, "flatlining" only twice put your feet up and call it a day.
I weep for your Empire.
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Camel..In the New Year..Get a way i can send you the money for it..I know you can do it thru paypal..just got to remember how to do it..
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ed wrote: βMon Nov 25, 2019 12:17 pmasthmatic camel wrote: βMon Nov 25, 2019 7:06 am Very nearly my life. I flatlined twice. (And no, I didn't see any angels or any of that bullshit while I was dead.)
Twice? And THAT is enough to keep you from bringing me my Aga Opa??/![]()
Let me tell you that Nelson, after being mortally wounded, proceeded to bombard the Yucatan into submission thus adding it to Victoria's empire. And you, "flatlining" only twice put your feet up and call it a day.
I weep for your Empire.
Yeah, but Nelson had the 104 gun flagship HMS Victory and a fleet behind him.
I, however, have a fag-o-cycle and some lycra.
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Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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It's no bother! I can afford Β£2.50 for a jar of soup every now and again.

Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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Piffle. He was bleeding from every orifice. That is all you have in common with His Lordship.asthmatic camel wrote: βMon Nov 25, 2019 11:20 pmed wrote: βMon Nov 25, 2019 12:17 pmasthmatic camel wrote: βMon Nov 25, 2019 7:06 am Very nearly my life. I flatlined twice. (And no, I didn't see any angels or any of that bullshit while I was dead.)
Twice? And THAT is enough to keep you from bringing me my Aga Opa??/![]()
Let me tell you that Nelson, after being mortally wounded, proceeded to bombard the Yucatan into submission thus adding it to Victoria's empire. And you, "flatlining" only twice put your feet up and call it a day.
I weep for your Empire.
Yeah, but Nelson had the 104 gun flagship HMS Victory and a fleet behind him.
I, however, have a fag-o-cycle and some lycra.
You make feeble excuses. If you were half the man you think you are, you would have been halfway across the pond by know, going over in your mind the words you would use to present me with these delectable morsels. But, no, you recline, pharaoh like, on your chaise lounge, sipping the nectar of the grain. I, contrariwise, mumble sadly, wondering what I had done to make you such a contrarian.
Fie!!!
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What's up with those crawdads ed?
You can lead them to knowledge, but you can't make them think.
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I wasn't talking to you AA. I was addressing the Elder Gawd ed. And he appears not to be able to account for his crawdads.
If he can't be trusted with mere crustaceans, what are we going to do with all these fucking pigs?
If he can't be trusted with mere crustaceans, what are we going to do with all these fucking pigs?

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Yea, Elder Gawds are capricious sometimes...
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Damn, I'll wander over there later. I m thinking that tying a rancid carcass of some sort (AC perhaps? He starts out rancid methinks) to a line and tossing it in to see if the critters are attracted.
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I had high hopes for the damn crawdads. Even commissioned a book as you know.
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Sexists. 

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Wait a minute. A Hard bitten etc old white northern liberal who, becasue black folks clean his pool, thinks he "knows" what black folks want. A patronizing white liberal. Old. Crusty.Abdul Alhazred wrote: βTue Nov 26, 2019 5:32 pm It would have been a good show too. First the feature length film, then the half hour TV show (not unlike M*A*S*H in that regard).
A bit derivative of Mister Ed with a bit of I Dream of Jeannie thrown in. Not a problem because those are before most folks' time and it's not close enough for legal action.
The bumbling "Wilbur" type is a hard bitten old fashioned Connecticut Yankee who retired to Florida. Definitely a Gentile though of course the joke writers must be Jewish or equivalent. His friend who no one else can see is a lake monster named Moe who sounds a lot like Moe Howard (says "oh a wise guy" a lot in just that way).
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Far from it, my dear fellow!ed wrote: βTue Nov 26, 2019 1:52 amPiffle. He was bleeding from every orifice. That is all you have in common with His Lordship.asthmatic camel wrote: βMon Nov 25, 2019 11:20 pmed wrote: βMon Nov 25, 2019 12:17 pmasthmatic camel wrote: βMon Nov 25, 2019 7:06 am Very nearly my life. I flatlined twice. (And no, I didn't see any angels or any of that bullshit while I was dead.)
Twice? And THAT is enough to keep you from bringing me my Aga Opa??/![]()
Let me tell you that Nelson, after being mortally wounded, proceeded to bombard the Yucatan into submission thus adding it to Victoria's empire. And you, "flatlining" only twice put your feet up and call it a day.
I weep for your Empire.
Yeah, but Nelson had the 104 gun flagship HMS Victory and a fleet behind him.
I, however, have a fag-o-cycle and some lycra.
You make feeble excuses. If you were half the man you think you are, you would have been halfway across the pond by know, going over in your mind the words you would use to present me with these delectable morsels. But, no, you recline, pharaoh like, on your chaise lounge, sipping the nectar of the grain. I, contrariwise, mumble sadly, wondering what I had done to make you such a contrarian.
Fie!!!
It is now 5.28 AM and I have just returned from a 60-mile night-time fag-o-cycle ride. In the rain.
I suffered two punctures, witnessed a massive punch-up at my favourite coffee bar in Manchester and was propositioned by a rather beautiful young lady, whose advances I regretfully had to decline.
I reclineth not.
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Bro, I'm thinking Netflix...Pulp Fiction/Downton Abby mash up?....come on Debunks a natural...
... The stars were suns, but so far away they were just little points of light ... The scale of the universe suddenly opened up to me. It was a kind of religious experience. There was a magnificence to it, a grandeur, a scale which has never left me. Never ever left me.
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