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Re: Amusing tale of the day.

Post by De_Bunk » Mon Nov 25, 2019 4:44 pm

Camel..In the New Year..Get a way i can send you the money for it..I know you can do it thru paypal..just got to remember how to do it..👍

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Re: Amusing tale of the day.

Post by asthmatic camel » Mon Nov 25, 2019 11:20 pm

ed wrote:
Mon Nov 25, 2019 12:17 pm
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Very nearly my life. I flatlined twice. (And no, I didn't see any angels or any of that bullshit while I was dead.)

Twice? And THAT is enough to keep you from bringing me my Aga Opa??/ :x

Let me tell you that Nelson, after being mortally wounded, proceeded to bombard the Yucatan into submission thus adding it to Victoria's empire. And you, "flatlining" only twice put your feet up and call it a day.

I weep for your Empire.

Yeah, but Nelson had the 104 gun flagship HMS Victory and a fleet behind him.

I, however, have a fag-o-cycle and some lycra.
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Re: Amusing tale of the day.

Post by asthmatic camel » Mon Nov 25, 2019 11:25 pm

De_Bunk wrote:
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Camel..In the New Year..Get a way i can send you the money for it..I know you can do it thru paypal..just got to remember how to do it..👍
It's no bother! I can afford £2.50 for a jar of soup every now and again. :)
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Re: Amusing tale of the day.

Post by Rob Lister » Tue Nov 26, 2019 12:21 am

asthmatic camel wrote:
Mon Nov 25, 2019 7:06 am
Very nearly my life. I flatlined twice.
Twice? Pussy.

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Re: Amusing tale of the day.

Post by ed » Tue Nov 26, 2019 1:52 am

asthmatic camel wrote:
Mon Nov 25, 2019 11:20 pm
ed wrote:
Mon Nov 25, 2019 12:17 pm
asthmatic camel wrote:
Mon Nov 25, 2019 7:06 am
Very nearly my life. I flatlined twice. (And no, I didn't see any angels or any of that bullshit while I was dead.)

Twice? And THAT is enough to keep you from bringing me my Aga Opa??/ :x

Let me tell you that Nelson, after being mortally wounded, proceeded to bombard the Yucatan into submission thus adding it to Victoria's empire. And you, "flatlining" only twice put your feet up and call it a day.

I weep for your Empire.

Yeah, but Nelson had the 104 gun flagship HMS Victory and a fleet behind him.

I, however, have a fag-o-cycle and some lycra.
Piffle. He was bleeding from every orifice. That is all you have in common with His Lordship.

You make feeble excuses. If you were half the man you think you are, you would have been halfway across the pond by know, going over in your mind the words you would use to present me with these delectable morsels. But, no, you recline, pharaoh like, on your chaise lounge, sipping the nectar of the grain. I, contrariwise, mumble sadly, wondering what I had done to make you such a contrarian.

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Re: Amusing tale of the day.

Post by sparks » Tue Nov 26, 2019 2:46 am

What's up with those crawdads ed?
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Re: Amusing tale of the day.

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Tue Nov 26, 2019 3:02 am

There's nothing up with those crawdads.

Releasing them into Lake ed was like taking a captive mole and burying it, then coming back later to dig it up. :p
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Re: Amusing tale of the day.

Post by sparks » Tue Nov 26, 2019 4:50 am

I wasn't talking to you AA. I was addressing the Elder Gawd ed. And he appears not to be able to account for his crawdads.

If he can't be trusted with mere crustaceans, what are we going to do with all these fucking pigs? :)
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Re: Amusing tale of the day.

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Tue Nov 26, 2019 5:06 am

Oh he can account for them all right, but not in a way he cares to share. :BigGrin3:
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Re: Amusing tale of the day.

Post by sparks » Tue Nov 26, 2019 3:11 pm

Yea, Elder Gawds are capricious sometimes...
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Re: Amusing tale of the day.

Post by ed » Tue Nov 26, 2019 3:26 pm

Damn, I'll wander over there later. I m thinking that tying a rancid carcass of some sort (AC perhaps? He starts out rancid methinks) to a line and tossing it in to see if the critters are attracted.
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Re: Amusing tale of the day.

Post by ed » Tue Nov 26, 2019 3:26 pm

I had high hopes for the damn crawdads. Even commissioned a book as you know.
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Re: Amusing tale of the day.

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Tue Nov 26, 2019 4:29 pm

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I had high hopes for the damn crawdads. Even commissioned a book as you know.
Yes I know.

Commissioned a book and were in the middle of negotiating the motion picture rights. 8)
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Re: Amusing tale of the day.

Post by ed » Tue Nov 26, 2019 5:18 pm

Talks died. Ironic that.
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Re: Amusing tale of the day.

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Tue Nov 26, 2019 5:32 pm

It would have been a good show too. First the feature length film, then the half hour TV show (not unlike M*A*S*H in that regard).

A bit derivative of Mister Ed with a bit of I Dream of Jeannie thrown in. Not a problem because those are before most folks' time and it's not close enough for legal action.

The bumbling "Wilbur" type is a hard bitten old fashioned Connecticut Yankee who retired to Florida. Definitely a Gentile though of course the joke writers must be Jewish or equivalent. His friend who no one else can see is a lake monster named Moe who sounds a lot like Moe Howard (says "oh a wise guy" a lot in just that way).

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Re: Amusing tale of the day.

Post by ed » Tue Nov 26, 2019 5:48 pm

I'll have my girl call your girl.
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Re: Amusing tale of the day.

Post by sparks » Tue Nov 26, 2019 5:55 pm

Sexists. :)
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Re: Amusing tale of the day.

Post by ed » Tue Nov 26, 2019 6:02 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote:
Tue Nov 26, 2019 5:32 pm
It would have been a good show too. First the feature length film, then the half hour TV show (not unlike M*A*S*H in that regard).

A bit derivative of Mister Ed with a bit of I Dream of Jeannie thrown in. Not a problem because those are before most folks' time and it's not close enough for legal action.

The bumbling "Wilbur" type is a hard bitten old fashioned Connecticut Yankee who retired to Florida. Definitely a Gentile though of course the joke writers must be Jewish or equivalent. His friend who no one else can see is a lake monster named Moe who sounds a lot like Moe Howard (says "oh a wise guy" a lot in just that way).

:)
Wait a minute. A Hard bitten etc old white northern liberal who, becasue black folks clean his pool, thinks he "knows" what black folks want. A patronizing white liberal. Old. Crusty.

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Re: Amusing tale of the day.

Post by Witness » Wed Nov 27, 2019 2:15 am

This one?

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Re: Amusing tale of the day.

Post by ed » Wed Nov 27, 2019 2:21 am

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