Amusing tale of the day.

[asthmatic camel]

Better yet ... get on a plane to Orlando, rent a car and drive to my place to give it to me.
I'll be busy so I can't ask you to join me, you'll have to go back.

That work for you?

I'd have to fag-o-cycle it; I handed my driving licence in twenty years ago after suffering a few seizures.

[ed]

What did the bastards seize from you???

[asthmatic camel]

Very nearly my life. I flatlined twice. (And no, I didn't see any angels or any of that bullshit while I was dead.)

[robinson]

My God man! An actual female!

[ed]

Very nearly my life. I flatlined twice. (And no, I didn't see any angels or any of that bullshit while I was dead.)

Twice? And THAT is enough to keep you from bringing me my Aga Opa??/

Let me tell you that Nelson, after being mortally wounded, proceeded to bombard the Yucatan into submission thus adding it to Victoria's empire. And you, "flatlining" only twice put your feet up and call it a day.

I weep for your Empire.

[De_Bunk]

Camel..In the New Year..Get a way i can send you the money for it..I know you can do it thru paypal..just got to remember how to do it..

[asthmatic camel]

Very nearly my life. I flatlined twice. (And no, I didn't see any angels or any of that bullshit while I was dead.)

Twice? And THAT is enough to keep you from bringing me my Aga Opa??/

Let me tell you that Nelson, after being mortally wounded, proceeded to bombard the Yucatan into submission thus adding it to Victoria's empire. And you, "flatlining" only twice put your feet up and call it a day.

I weep for your Empire.

Yeah, but Nelson had the 104 gun flagship HMS Victory and a fleet behind him.

I, however, have a fag-o-cycle and some lycra.

[asthmatic camel]

Camel..In the New Year..Get a way i can send you the money for it..I know you can do it thru paypal..just got to remember how to do it..

It's no bother! I can afford £2.50 for a jar of soup every now and again.

[Rob Lister]

Very nearly my life. I flatlined twice.

Twice? Pussy.

[ed]

Very nearly my life. I flatlined twice. (And no, I didn't see any angels or any of that bullshit while I was dead.)

Twice? And THAT is enough to keep you from bringing me my Aga Opa??/

Let me tell you that Nelson, after being mortally wounded, proceeded to bombard the Yucatan into submission thus adding it to Victoria's empire. And you, "flatlining" only twice put your feet up and call it a day.

I weep for your Empire.

Yeah, but Nelson had the 104 gun flagship HMS Victory and a fleet behind him.

I, however, have a fag-o-cycle and some lycra.

Piffle. He was bleeding from every orifice. That is all you have in common with His Lordship.

You make feeble excuses. If you were half the man you think you are, you would have been halfway across the pond by know, going over in your mind the words you would use to present me with these delectable morsels. But, no, you recline, pharaoh like, on your chaise lounge, sipping the nectar of the grain. I, contrariwise, mumble sadly, wondering what I had done to make you such a contrarian.

Fie!!!

[sparks]

What's up with those crawdads ed?

[sparks]

I wasn't talking to you AA. I was addressing the Elder Gawd ed. And he appears not to be able to account for his crawdads.

If he can't be trusted with mere crustaceans, what are we going to do with all these fucking pigs?

[sparks]

Yea, Elder Gawds are capricious sometimes...

[ed]

Damn, I'll wander over there later. I m thinking that tying a rancid carcass of some sort (AC perhaps? He starts out rancid methinks) to a line and tossing it in to see if the critters are attracted.

[ed]

I had high hopes for the damn crawdads. Even commissioned a book as you know.

[ed]

Talks died. Ironic that.

[ed]

I'll have my girl call your girl.

[sparks]

Sexists.

[ed]

It would have been a good show too. First the feature length film, then the half hour TV show (not unlike M*A*S*H in that regard).

A bit derivative of Mister Ed with a bit of I Dream of Jeannie thrown in. Not a problem because those are before most folks' time and it's not close enough for legal action.

The bumbling "Wilbur" type is a hard bitten old fashioned Connecticut Yankee who retired to Florida. Definitely a Gentile though of course the joke writers must be Jewish or equivalent. His friend who no one else can see is a lake monster named Moe who sounds a lot like Moe Howard (says "oh a wise guy" a lot in just that way).

Wait a minute. A Hard bitten etc old white northern liberal who, becasue black folks clean his pool, thinks he "knows" what black folks want. A patronizing white liberal. Old. Crusty.

And, get ready ...

Spoiler:

Myakka Moe speaks in black dialect

Spoiler:

Is Jimmy "JJ" Walker free

Spoiler:

didnt mean "free" insensitively

.

[Witness]

This one?

[ed]

like

[asthmatic camel]

Very nearly my life. I flatlined twice. (And no, I didn't see any angels or any of that bullshit while I was dead.)

Twice? And THAT is enough to keep you from bringing me my Aga Opa??/

Let me tell you that Nelson, after being mortally wounded, proceeded to bombard the Yucatan into submission thus adding it to Victoria's empire. And you, "flatlining" only twice put your feet up and call it a day.

I weep for your Empire.

Yeah, but Nelson had the 104 gun flagship HMS Victory and a fleet behind him.

I, however, have a fag-o-cycle and some lycra.

Piffle. He was bleeding from every orifice. That is all you have in common with His Lordship.

You make feeble excuses. If you were half the man you think you are, you would have been halfway across the pond by know, going over in your mind the words you would use to present me with these delectable morsels. But, no, you recline, pharaoh like, on your chaise lounge, sipping the nectar of the grain. I, contrariwise, mumble sadly, wondering what I had done to make you such a contrarian.

Fie!!!

Far from it, my dear fellow!

It is now 5.28 AM and I have just returned from a 60-mile night-time fag-o-cycle ride. In the rain.

I suffered two punctures, witnessed a massive punch-up at my favourite coffee bar in Manchester and was propositioned by a rather beautiful young lady, whose advances I regretfully had to decline.

I reclineth not.

[Fid]

Bro, I'm thinking Netflix...Pulp Fiction/Downton Abby mash up?....come on Debunks a natural...

[ed]

"60-mile"

At least you got the units right.