Far from it, my dear fellow!ed wrote: ↑Tue Nov 26, 2019 1:52 amPiffle. He was bleeding from every orifice. That is all you have in common with His Lordship.asthmatic camel wrote: ↑Mon Nov 25, 2019 11:20 pmed wrote: ↑Mon Nov 25, 2019 12:17 pm
Twice? And THAT is enough to keep you from bringing me my Aga Opa??/
Let me tell you that Nelson, after being mortally wounded, proceeded to bombard the Yucatan into submission thus adding it to Victoria's empire. And you, "flatlining" only twice put your feet up and call it a day.
I weep for your Empire.
Yeah, but Nelson had the 104 gun flagship HMS Victory and a fleet behind him.
I, however, have a fag-o-cycle and some lycra.
You make feeble excuses. If you were half the man you think you are, you would have been halfway across the pond by know, going over in your mind the words you would use to present me with these delectable morsels. But, no, you recline, pharaoh like, on your chaise lounge, sipping the nectar of the grain. I, contrariwise, mumble sadly, wondering what I had done to make you such a contrarian.
It is now 5.28 AM and I have just returned from a 60-mile night-time fag-o-cycle ride. In the rain.
I suffered two punctures, witnessed a massive punch-up at my favourite coffee bar in Manchester and was propositioned by a rather beautiful young lady, whose advances I regretfully had to decline.
I reclineth not.