## I am about to die, but for the rest of you there's still a chance to save yourselves!

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shemp
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### I am about to die, but for the rest of you there's still a chance to save yourselves!

I fear it unlikely that I shall survive the night, but there's still a chance for the rest of you! Heed my advice that you may live:

If you think you can order the "Clam-a-Rama" (clam chowder, fried whole clams, fried clam strips, fried clam cake, corn muffin, french fries and a side for $21.99) and that somehow it will be healthy if you substitute cole slaw for the fries, YOU ARE WRONG!!! And so, as I lie here on my deathbed in gastronomic agony, I am comforted by the knowledge that I have saved at least one of you from a horrifying death!* *Except for you ed. You can eat it and croak for all I care! "It is not I who is mad! It is I who is crazy!" -- Ren Hoek Freedom of choice Is what you got Freedom from choice Is what you want ed Posts: 33919 Joined: Tue Jun 08, 2004 11:52 pm Title: Rhino of the Florida swamp ### Re: I am about to die, but for the rest of you there's still a chance to save yourselves! The death of a Tin Man Spoiler: Wenn ich Kultur höre, entsichere ich meinen Browning! Pyrrho Posts: 26348 Joined: Sat Jun 05, 2004 2:17 am Title: Man in Black Location: Division 6 ### Re: I am about to die, but for the rest of you there's still a chance to save yourselves! I'm getting some. The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus. Witness Posts: 18273 Joined: Thu Sep 19, 2013 5:50 pm ### Re: I am about to die, but for the rest of you there's still a chance to save yourselves! xouper Posts: 9305 Joined: Fri Jun 11, 2004 4:52 am Location: HockeyTown USA ### Re: I am about to die, but for the rest of you there's still a chance to save yourselves! shemp wrote: Thu Aug 30, 2018 10:12 pm I fear it unlikely that I shall survive the night, but there's still a chance for the rest of you! Heed my advice that you may live: If you think you can order the "Clam-a-Rama" (clam chowder, fried whole clams, fried clam strips, fried clam cake, corn muffin, french fries and a side for$21.99) and that somehow it will be healthy if you substitute cole slaw for the fries, YOU ARE WRONG!!!

And so, as I lie here on my deathbed in gastronomic agony, I am comforted by the knowledge that I have saved at least one of you from a horrifying death!*

*Except for you ed. You can eat it and croak for all I care!
I think I see where the problem is.

Abdul Alhazred
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### Re: I am about to die, but for the rest of you there's still a chance to save yourselves!

It's the mayo in the coleslaw. That stuff is a killer.

Should have stuck with those fries.
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shemp
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### Re: I am about to die, but for the rest of you there's still a chance to save yourselves!

xouper wrote:
Thu Aug 30, 2018 11:35 pm
shemp wrote:
Thu Aug 30, 2018 10:12 pm
I fear it unlikely that I shall survive the night, but there's still a chance for the rest of you! Heed my advice that you may live:

If you think you can order the "Clam-a-Rama" (clam chowder, fried whole clams, fried clam strips, fried clam cake, corn muffin, french fries and a side for $21.99) and that somehow it will be healthy if you substitute cole slaw for the fries, YOU ARE WRONG!!! And so, as I lie here on my deathbed in gastronomic agony, I am comforted by the knowledge that I have saved at least one of you from a horrifying death!* *Except for you ed. You can eat it and croak for all I care! I think I see where the problem is. You should order the "Sack of Boners" special. "It is not I who is mad! It is I who is crazy!" -- Ren Hoek Freedom of choice Is what you got Freedom from choice Is what you want ed Posts: 33919 Joined: Tue Jun 08, 2004 11:52 pm Title: Rhino of the Florida swamp ### Re: I am about to die, but for the rest of you there's still a chance to save yourselves! Wait a minute google google The Crab Shanty on City Island, NY. ScreenShot060.jpg Yum. You do not have the required permissions to view the files attached to this post. Wenn ich Kultur höre, entsichere ich meinen Browning! Doctor X Posts: 68767 Joined: Fri Jun 04, 2004 8:09 pm Title: Collective Messiah Location: Your Mom ### Re: I am about to die, but for the rest of you there's still a chance to save yourselves! Wish your stereo did not suck so bad as Your Mom. --J.D. Mob of the Mean: Free beanie, cattle-prod and Charley Fan Club! "Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don DocX: FTW.--sparks "Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho "Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence "It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct "I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron "Indeed you are a river to your people. Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho "Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel "just like Doc X said." --gnome WS CHAMPIONS X4!!!! NBA CHAMPIONS!! Stanley Cup! SB CHAMPIONS X6!!!!!! shemp Posts: 5314 Joined: Thu Jun 10, 2004 12:16 pm Title: stooge ### Re: I am about to die, but for the rest of you there's still a chance to save yourselves! Doctor X wrote: Fri Aug 31, 2018 2:12 am Wish your stereo did not suck so bad as Your Mom. --J.D. You will never get your hands on (nor your dick in) either! "It is not I who is mad! It is I who is crazy!" -- Ren Hoek Freedom of choice Is what you got Freedom from choice Is what you want xouper Posts: 9305 Joined: Fri Jun 11, 2004 4:52 am Location: HockeyTown USA ### Re: I am about to die, but for the rest of you there's still a chance to save yourselves! shemp wrote: Fri Aug 31, 2018 12:42 am xouper wrote: Thu Aug 30, 2018 11:35 pm shemp wrote: Thu Aug 30, 2018 10:12 pm I fear it unlikely that I shall survive the night, but there's still a chance for the rest of you! Heed my advice that you may live: If you think you can order the "Clam-a-Rama" (clam chowder, fried whole clams, fried clam strips, fried clam cake, corn muffin, french fries and a side for$21.99) and that somehow it will be healthy if you substitute cole slaw for the fries, YOU ARE WRONG!!!

And so, as I lie here on my deathbed in gastronomic agony, I am comforted by the knowledge that I have saved at least one of you from a horrifying death!*

*Except for you ed. You can eat it and croak for all I care!
I think I see where the problem is.
You should order the "Sack of Boners" special.
Did you think that one up all by yourself?

shemp
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### Re: I am about to die, but for the rest of you there's still a chance to save yourselves!

xouper wrote:
Fri Aug 31, 2018 3:37 am
shemp wrote:
Fri Aug 31, 2018 12:42 am
xouper wrote:
Thu Aug 30, 2018 11:35 pm
shemp wrote:
Thu Aug 30, 2018 10:12 pm
I fear it unlikely that I shall survive the night, but there's still a chance for the rest of you! Heed my advice that you may live:

If you think you can order the "Clam-a-Rama" (clam chowder, fried whole clams, fried clam strips, fried clam cake, corn muffin, french fries and a side for \$21.99) and that somehow it will be healthy if you substitute cole slaw for the fries, YOU ARE WRONG!!!

And so, as I lie here on my deathbed in gastronomic agony, I am comforted by the knowledge that I have saved at least one of you from a horrifying death!*

*Except for you ed. You can eat it and croak for all I care!
I think I see where the problem is.
You should order the "Sack of Boners" special.
Did you think that one up all by yourself?
Yeah, pretty good huh? I think up my own material just like you suck your own dick.
"It is not I who is mad! It is I who is crazy!" -- Ren Hoek

Freedom of choice
Is what you got
Freedom from choice
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xouper
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### Re: I am about to die, but for the rest of you there's still a chance to save yourselves!

shemp wrote:
Fri Aug 31, 2018 1:20 pm
xouper wrote:
Fri Aug 31, 2018 3:37 am
shemp wrote:
Fri Aug 31, 2018 12:42 am
You should order the "Sack of Boners" special.
Did you think that one up all by yourself?
Yeah, pretty good huh?
Nope. Not even close. That "bag o boners" bit may have been an insult years ago, but not any more.

shemp wrote:
Fri Aug 31, 2018 1:20 pm
I think up my own material just like you suck your own dick.

You might wish to consider finding a better source to pilfer your material from. Peewee Herman is sooo yesterday. I am willing to allow that you are in fact smarter than some of the stuff you post would indicate.

sparks
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### Re: I am about to die, but for the rest of you there's still a chance to save yourselves!

This from a guy who complains about being ... insulted ... on this forum.

If you're looking for dead seriousness in all posts xoup, you've come back to the wrong forum.
You can lead them to knowledge, but you can't make them think.

Abdul Alhazred
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### Re: I am about to die, but for the rest of you there's still a chance to save yourselves!

Shmep wrote: ... Sack of Boners ...
Ooooh, SNAP!

Don't ever change.
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xouper
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### Re: I am about to die, but for the rest of you there's still a chance to save yourselves!

sparks wrote:
Fri Aug 31, 2018 8:32 pm
This from a guy who complains about being ... insulted ... on this forum.

If you're looking for dead seriousness in all posts xoup, you've come back to the wrong forum.
Where did you get the fucked up notion that I have ever looked for "dead seriousness in all posts" on this forum?

One need only look at my first post in this thread to see the lack of seriousness in my own post.

Abdul Alhazred
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### Re: I am about to die, but for the rest of you there's still a chance to save yourselves!

Hey Shmep!

If you really want to trigger xoup, use the word "patootie" as an adverb.
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### Re: I am about to die, but for the rest of you there's still a chance to save yourselves!

xouper wrote:
Fri Aug 31, 2018 9:04 pm
sparks wrote:
Fri Aug 31, 2018 8:32 pm
This from a guy who complains about being ... insulted ... on this forum.

If you're looking for dead seriousness in all posts xoup, you've come back to the wrong forum.
Where did you get the fucked up notion that I have ever looked for "dead seriousness in all posts" on this forum?
"You might wish to consider finding a better source to pilfer your material from. Peewee Herman is sooo yesterday. I am willing to allow that you are in fact smarter than some of the stuff you post would indicate."

I rest my case.
You can lead them to knowledge, but you can't make them think.

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### Re: I am about to die, but for the rest of you there's still a chance to save yourselves!

sparks wrote:
Fri Aug 31, 2018 9:11 pm
xouper wrote:
Fri Aug 31, 2018 9:04 pm
sparks wrote:
Fri Aug 31, 2018 8:32 pm
This from a guy who complains about being ... insulted ... on this forum.

If you're looking for dead seriousness in all posts xoup, you've come back to the wrong forum.
Where did you get the fucked up notion that I have ever looked for "dead seriousness in all posts" on this forum?
"You might wish to consider finding a better source to pilfer your material from. Peewee Herman is sooo yesterday. I am willing to allow that you are in fact smarter than some of the stuff you post would indicate."

I rest my case.
Then you have no case at all.

One instance of me razzing someone does not translate into an expectation that all posts on this forum must be dead serious.

shemp
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### Re: I am about to die, but for the rest of you there's still a chance to save yourselves!

Hey xoup, I skipped the Clam-a-Rama today and went right for your mother's clam.
"It is not I who is mad! It is I who is crazy!" -- Ren Hoek

Freedom of choice
Is what you got
Freedom from choice
Is what you want