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Re: Penis size

Post by Anaxagoras » Fri Nov 30, 2018 3:44 pm

For several years now the natives have taken to worshiping Schlongzilla with elaborate ceremonies and offerings meant to bring fertility.

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Re: Penis size

Post by asthmatic camel » Fri Nov 30, 2018 9:54 pm

According to Mrs. Camel, my average sized dick is too big! She complains that it hurts her to have sex. This, of course, could be an excuse because I stink...
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.