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Re: Um...hi

Post by Luke T. » Thu Dec 20, 2018 4:04 pm

xouper wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 3:12 am
Luke T. wrote:
Wed Dec 19, 2018 4:17 pm
Did I miss anything?
Same thing I missed. Cool Hand's last post:
viewtopic.php?p=760561#p760561

And the thread that is perhaps his legacy (in my mind anyway):
viewtopic.php?f=1&t=40485
Fuck.

That's a punch to the head and the gut.
[size=75]"it seems you don't believe how your enviroment of smells affects for a young ones.how many young girl are are in just involved in porn industry just because of lack of natural smells" - pillory (7/13/02)[/size]

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Re: Um...hi

Post by Luke T. » Thu Dec 20, 2018 4:06 pm

Bruce wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 7:12 am
Great to have you back, Luke. How are your kids? Still living up there in Oregon?
We are still in Oregon. There seems to be some kind of tractor beam which prevents us from achieving escape velocity.

The kids are 15 and 16 now. They are turning into people.
[size=75]"it seems you don't believe how your enviroment of smells affects for a young ones.how many young girl are are in just involved in porn industry just because of lack of natural smells" - pillory (7/13/02)[/size]

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Re: Um...hi

Post by gnome » Thu Dec 20, 2018 5:30 pm

Luke T. wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 4:04 pm
xouper wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 3:12 am
Luke T. wrote:
Wed Dec 19, 2018 4:17 pm
Did I miss anything?
Same thing I missed. Cool Hand's last post:
viewtopic.php?p=760561#p760561

And the thread that is perhaps his legacy (in my mind anyway):
viewtopic.php?f=1&t=40485
Fuck.

That's a punch to the head and the gut.
To pile on (unfortunately), it's worth mentioning that Dr. Matt passed as well.
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Re: Um...hi

Post by Doctor X » Thu Dec 20, 2018 9:54 pm

Is Francisco Franco still dead?

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Re: Um...hi

Post by izittrue » Thu Dec 20, 2018 10:38 pm

Welcome back Luke T
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Re: Um...hi

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Thu Dec 20, 2018 11:05 pm

The official announcement.
Don't bother listening to more than the first 12 seconds.
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Got it? That's just to set the stage so you'll get this one.
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Re: Um...hi

Post by gnome » Fri Dec 21, 2018 12:42 pm

Doctor X wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 9:54 pm
Is Francisco Franco still dead?

--J.D.
We should announce it one way or the other, for people that have been away for a while.
"If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor. Then, he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one. And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a zoo! (Beat) Unless it's a farm!"
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Re: Um...hi

Post by gnome » Fri Dec 21, 2018 12:43 pm

Luke T. wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 4:06 pm
Bruce wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 7:12 am
Great to have you back, Luke. How are your kids? Still living up there in Oregon?
We are still in Oregon. There seems to be some kind of tractor beam which prevents us from achieving escape velocity.

The kids are 15 and 16 now. They are turning into people.
Travel close to Florida. There's a black hole in Bradenton, and there's probably a neutral point somewhere in between.
"If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor. Then, he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one. And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a zoo! (Beat) Unless it's a farm!"
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Re: Um...hi

Post by ed » Fri Dec 21, 2018 12:50 pm

Not funny. Those "black holes" are charming sink holes and are tourist attractions.

Oh, Luke, BTW I am in Fla now. Want a python?
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Re: Um...hi

Post by Bruce » Sat Dec 22, 2018 3:28 am

I'm now a Masshole. Don't ride your bike on my road.
Such potential!

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Re: Um...hi

Post by Luke T. » Sat Dec 22, 2018 8:23 pm

gnome wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 5:30 pm
Luke T. wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 4:04 pm
xouper wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 3:12 am
Luke T. wrote:
Wed Dec 19, 2018 4:17 pm
Did I miss anything?
Same thing I missed. Cool Hand's last post:
viewtopic.php?p=760561#p760561

And the thread that is perhaps his legacy (in my mind anyway):
viewtopic.php?f=1&t=40485
Fuck.

That's a punch to the head and the gut.
To pile on (unfortunately), it's worth mentioning that Dr. Matt passed as well.
What?!

Just how toxic is this forum?
[size=75]"it seems you don't believe how your enviroment of smells affects for a young ones.how many young girl are are in just involved in porn industry just because of lack of natural smells" - pillory (7/13/02)[/size]

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Re: Um...hi

Post by Luke T. » Sat Dec 22, 2018 8:28 pm

ed wrote:
Fri Dec 21, 2018 12:50 pm
Not funny. Those "black holes" are charming sink holes and are tourist attractions.

Oh, Luke, BTW I am in Fla now. Want a python?
When I was stationed in Orlando for Nuclear Power School, a giant sinkhole opened up in a nearby town. When I first heard it on the news, I thought it was a hoax, a giant hole suddenly opening up. I had never heard of sinkholes before.

It just sounds preposterous.

The sinkhole opened at a car lot. It kept growing. The radio ads for that car salesman were hilarious. Come buy one of my cars before it gets swallowed by the Ever Expanding Sinkhole! Low rates!
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Re: Um...hi

Post by ed » Sat Dec 22, 2018 9:32 pm

Sinkholes, giant snakes, 400 lb ferile hogs, bald eagles that swipe rat dogs, rattlers outside your door.

We have it all.
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Re: Um...hi

Post by WildCat » Mon Dec 24, 2018 1:12 am

Luke T. wrote:
Sat Dec 22, 2018 8:23 pm
What?!

Just how toxic is this forum?
Well you've probably figured it out by his avatar, but Ed has come out as gay. That toxic.
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Re: Um...hi

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Mon Dec 24, 2018 1:18 am

Naah.

That's not a real gay avatar, that's some shit from South Park (or is it Family Guy) :lmao:
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Re: Um...hi

Post by Fid » Mon Dec 24, 2018 3:24 am

Damn,fucking howdy and welcome back.
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Re: Um...hi

Post by asthmatic camel » Mon Dec 24, 2018 9:48 am

Hi, Luke! Great to see you back. :)
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