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Merry Xmas

Post by Nyarlathotep » Tue Dec 25, 2018 7:05 am

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Re: Merry Xmas

Post by Anaxagoras » Tue Dec 25, 2018 7:41 am

What happened to the "L"? :notsure:
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Re: Merry Xmas

Post by xouper » Tue Dec 25, 2018 7:55 am

Anaxagoras wrote:
Tue Dec 25, 2018 7:41 am
What happened to the "L"? :notsure:
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Spoiler:
It's an old Christmas joke: Noël.

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Re: Merry Xmas

Post by Anaxagoras » Tue Dec 25, 2018 7:58 am

Ooh. なるほど。
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Re: Merry Xmas

Post by HghrSymmetry » Tue Dec 25, 2018 9:27 am

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Re: Merry Xmas

Post by ed » Tue Dec 25, 2018 12:15 pm

God rest us, every one.
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Re: Merry Xmas

Post by Anaxagoras » Tue Dec 25, 2018 1:43 pm

A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.
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Re: Merry Xmas

Post by shemp » Tue Dec 25, 2018 2:42 pm

Merry Fucking Christmas to all from Jesus Fucking Christ.
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Re: Merry Xmas

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Tue Dec 25, 2018 2:51 pm

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Re: Merry Xmas

Post by Giz » Tue Dec 25, 2018 3:07 pm

Merry Christmas ya filthy animals!

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Re: Merry Xmas

Post by Pyrrho » Tue Dec 25, 2018 3:41 pm

This Twitter thread is what Christmas is all about.

The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Re: Merry Xmas

Post by Nyarlathotep » Tue Dec 25, 2018 4:07 pm

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Re: Merry Xmas

Post by Nyarlathotep » Tue Dec 25, 2018 4:07 pm

Pyrrho wrote:
Tue Dec 25, 2018 3:41 pm
This Twitter thread is what Christmas is all about.

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Re: Merry Xmas

Post by Nyarlathotep » Tue Dec 25, 2018 4:11 pm

ed wrote:
Tue Dec 25, 2018 12:15 pm
God rest us, every one.
God Rest You Jerry Mendlelbaum
Let nothing you dismay
Dis May has been a rotten month, what more is there to say?
Let's hope next May is better and good things will come your way
So you won't have a feeling of dismay
Next May.
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Re: Merry Xmas

Post by Nyarlathotep » Tue Dec 25, 2018 4:14 pm

xouper wrote:
Tue Dec 25, 2018 7:55 am
Anaxagoras wrote:
Tue Dec 25, 2018 7:41 am
What happened to the "L"? :notsure:
Image

Spoiler:
It's an old Christmas joke: Noël.
Merry Xmas to you too, Xouper.

Maybe I am feeling all Christmassy and shit. Maybe it was the three ghosts who visited me last night (note: no actual ghosts visited me last night) but I am willing to let bygones be bygones for the new year.

Goes for everyone else I have scuffled with too.
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Re: Merry Xmas

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Tue Dec 25, 2018 5:07 pm

Brussels sprouts.
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Re: Merry Xmas

Post by Nyarlathotep » Tue Dec 25, 2018 5:20 pm

Ok. Makes sense now
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Re: Merry Xmas

Post by Doctor X » Tue Dec 25, 2018 5:28 pm

So you agree that Xmas is an L hole?

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Re: Merry Xmas

Post by Nyarlathotep » Tue Dec 25, 2018 6:03 pm

An L Hole sounds painful
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Re: Merry Xmas

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Tue Dec 25, 2018 6:08 pm

Nyar: I just realized you slipped some Allan Sherman lyrics in on me.

That was from a track called "Schticks and Stones" where he did a medley of Jewish themed snippets rather than his usual full dress parody treatments. :coolspecs:
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