Merry Xmas

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Re: Merry Xmas

Post by Nyarlathotep » Tue Dec 25, 2018 6:15 pm

Yeah. I saw it on a clip from the old Dean Martin show.

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Re: Merry Xmas

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Tue Dec 25, 2018 6:21 pm

His most enduring work is this one ...



... because of this cover. :lmao:

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Re: Merry Xmas

Post by shemp » Tue Dec 25, 2018 8:01 pm

Doctor X wrote:
Tue Dec 25, 2018 5:28 pm
So you agree that Xmas is an L hole?

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Re: Merry Xmas

Post by Witness » Tue Dec 25, 2018 9:46 pm

Merry Christmas ya all. Good news, it's over:

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Bad news, 6 months down the road the days will start getting shorter! :x

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Re: Merry Xmas

Post by Nyarlathotep » Tue Dec 25, 2018 10:43 pm

My very large, very loud family is about to do a white elephant gift exchange. This is gonna be lulzy
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Re: Merry Xmas

Post by Fid » Tue Dec 25, 2018 11:34 pm

Goddammit this is what I get for working in a fucking grocery store on Christmas.
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Re: Merry Xmas

Post by gnome » Wed Dec 26, 2018 2:53 pm

Nyarlathotep wrote:
Tue Dec 25, 2018 10:43 pm
My very large, very loud family is about to do a white elephant gift exchange. This is gonna be lulzy
Those can be tricky to do right. At my last job we did one, but it was run by one of the VPs who's a math and numbers guru, who has probably literally studied game theory. He retired after the last one I went to, and I changed jobs so I've no idea how well it went without him.
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Re: Merry Xmas

Post by xouper » Thu Dec 27, 2018 2:40 am

Nyarlathotep wrote:
Tue Dec 25, 2018 4:14 pm
Merry Xmas to you too, Xouper.

Maybe I am feeling all Christmassy and shit. Maybe it was the three ghosts who visited me last night (note: no actual ghosts visited me last night) but I am willing to let bygones be bygones for the new year.
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Re: Merry Xmas

Post by gentlehorse » Thu Dec 27, 2018 4:46 pm

Belated Merry Christmas to the lot of yuz.
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Re: Merry Xmas

Post by Grammatron » Thu Dec 27, 2018 5:36 pm

Belated Merry Xmas indeed! I'm almost late enough to wish you a happy Zmas.

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Re: Merry Xmas

Post by Nyarlathotep » Thu Dec 27, 2018 5:51 pm

Merry Z-mas would be an awesome name for a zombie related Xmas shirt story.

Maybe next year
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Re: Merry Xmas

Post by Grammatron » Thu Dec 27, 2018 5:57 pm

Nyarlathotep wrote:
Thu Dec 27, 2018 5:51 pm
Merry Z-mas would be an awesome name for a zombie related Xmas shirt story.

Maybe next year

Surely a sweater story...

Also a perfect beverage for Zmas.

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Re: Merry Xmas

Post by Nyarlathotep » Thu Dec 27, 2018 6:13 pm

Ducking Autocorrect
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