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Young online love

Post by Bruce » Tue Jan 08, 2019 3:13 am

The Boy is now 11 years old and regularly plays Minecraft Build with a group of online friends. There is one named Amy that he frequently talks to, almost every day, and sometimes for hours on weekends. I suspect that he likes her, so I spent about 15 minutes observing his interaction with her during one gaming session.....wow....

:| :| :|

Son...

Yeah dad?

When you want to impress a girl, you don't do it by chasing her around with an axe and killing her, or burning down her house with lava, or planting zombie generators in her bamboo garden.

Why not?

.....Why would you?

Because it's fun.

:weirdeyes: Well, he is 11, and maybe that's how kids go about this sort of thing these days. :dunno:
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Re: Young online love

Post by Nyarlathotep » Tue Jan 08, 2019 4:30 am

Bruce wrote:
Tue Jan 08, 2019 3:13 am

When you want to impress a girl, you don't do it by chasing her around with an axe and killing her, or burning down her house with lava, or planting zombie generators in her bamboo garden.

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Re: Young online love

Post by Doctor X » Tue Jan 08, 2019 7:27 am

I suppose it is better than running down the street naked with an erection chasing after them and/or woodland fauna.

According to Anax that is.

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Re: Young online love

Post by Bruce » Tue Jan 08, 2019 11:24 am

I don't know. Maybe that's why the girls were always calling me square. I was giving them flowers and doing nice things for them when they wanted to be chased with an axe and have their house burned down. I never was good at this sort of thing. :/
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Re: Young online love

Post by ed » Tue Jan 08, 2019 11:51 am

Bruce wrote:
Tue Jan 08, 2019 11:24 am
I don't know. Maybe that's why the girls were always calling me square. I was giving them flowers and doing nice things for them when they wanted to be chased with an axe and have their house burned down. I never was good at this sort of thing. :/
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Re: Young online love

Post by robinson » Wed Jan 09, 2019 6:03 pm

heh
You never know what's going to happen, then some shit happens nobody saw coming, then later somebody says they knew it was coming, then some new shit happens nobody saw coming, rinse and repeat

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Re: Young online love

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Wed Jan 09, 2019 6:12 pm

Bruce wrote:
Tue Jan 08, 2019 11:24 am
I don't know. Maybe that's why the girls were always calling me square. ...
Kids today don't normally call us squares "squares".

Your girls are hep to old folks' applesauce. :oldman:
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