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Waiting for surgury

Post by ed » Wed Feb 06, 2019 1:21 pm

Eye lids.
Covered by medicare
Ha.
Laying here bored
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Re: Waiting for surgury

Post by sparks » Wed Feb 06, 2019 1:47 pm

Be well ed!

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Re: Waiting for surgury

Post by Grammatron » Wed Feb 06, 2019 6:24 pm

What use does a god have for eye lids?

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Re: Waiting for surgury

Post by Nyarlathotep » Wed Feb 06, 2019 6:28 pm

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Re: Waiting for surgury

Post by Rob Lister » Wed Feb 06, 2019 6:42 pm

Tattooed eye shadow is a bitch to remove. Best wishes.

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Re: Waiting for surgury

Post by Doctor X » Wed Feb 06, 2019 7:40 pm

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Re: Waiting for surgury

Post by ed » Wed Feb 06, 2019 11:57 pm

Sadly, Doc X has hit on my one fear in all this ... The Cami9la-Ortega-Gonzolez effect
(.) (.) or something.

Took 1.5 hrs., done ~ 10:30
People at Saratoga Memorial are really great, and you know I hate everybody :)

I look like hell.
Perhaps some pics tomorrow.
Interesting ....no painkillers, no antibiotics.
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Re: Waiting for surgury

Post by sparks » Wed Feb 06, 2019 11:58 pm

Creepy.

But not nearly as creepy when they turn surly and the fangs appear behind pulled back trembling lips.
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Re: Waiting for surgury

Post by Witness » Thu Feb 07, 2019 2:57 am

Have you chosen Nike or Adidas implants? :notsure:

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Re: Waiting for surgury

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Thu Feb 07, 2019 1:26 pm

Well good luck ed, but there is something not clear here.

Is this to heal a pathology / repair a deformity?

Or "cosmetic" surgery?
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Re: Waiting for surgury

Post by ed » Thu Feb 07, 2019 1:52 pm

"Cosmetic". I heard a couple of years ago that when sagging skin or puffy eyelids obscure vision to a sufficient degree, the procedure is covered. I would never have done it if I had to pay. Also, I had never had surgury of any kind an I was a bit curious as to what it would be like.

It is so swollen that I really cant tell what the improvement is. It is so horrid looking today that I am not inclined to post a picture.
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Re: Waiting for surgury

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Thu Feb 07, 2019 2:06 pm

Wait'll it heals. A whole new ed.

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Now about that nose ... :BigGrin3:
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Re: Waiting for surgury

Post by ed » Thu Feb 07, 2019 2:45 pm

One of my Jewish pals insisted on a nose size competition.. I won ... biggest meant winning ... I am proud.
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