"They are my ears for Vaal"

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"They are my ears for Vaal"

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Fri Mar 15, 2019 11:49 pm

Been seeing a lot of these lately, but today it hit me. :coolspecs:
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Re: "They are my ears for Vaal"

Post by sparks » Sat Mar 16, 2019 1:43 am

Great for hands free phone. Sucks for music, unless you can't tell the difference between mp3 and wav.
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Re: "They are my ears for Vaal"

Post by Anaxagoras » Sat Mar 16, 2019 6:12 am

Saw a girl at the train station this morning, in a hurry at the ticket machine. She had removed her earbuds and was just letting them hang down, but they were hanging down so far they were literally on the ground. I don't think she noticed because she was in a hurry to buy her ticket or charge her card. I guess it's not a very interesting anecdote, but it looked funny at the time. Personally I prefer sports headphones that don't go in your ear canal.

People in a big hurry to catch a train look pretty funny sometimes. One morning on my way to work a lady ran past me. The back of her dress was stuck in her panty hose. In such a hurry to get to the train station she didn't realize. Oh dear, I thought. I guess that's the female version of having your fly unzipped and not realizing it.
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Re: "They are my ears for Vaal"

Post by Doctor X » Sat Mar 16, 2019 6:29 am

Chikan!!!

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Re: "They are my ears for Vaal"

Post by Nyarlathotep » Sun Mar 17, 2019 3:11 am

The Luggage said nothing, but louder this time.

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Re: "They are my ears for Vaal"

Post by Doctor X » Sun Mar 17, 2019 4:33 am

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