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Abdul Alhazred
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Re: Retired

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Rob Lister wrote:
Tue Apr 02, 2019 7:00 pm
Abdul Alhazred wrote:
Tue Apr 02, 2019 3:26 am

IIRC, it was a good place to use the toilet. :oldman:
It still is.
Not if you have to go real bad and don't have time to wait for the security check. :)
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Off to NYC, back in about a week. 8)
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What, they don’t have WiFi in nyc?

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Re: Retired

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Giz wrote:
Mon Apr 08, 2019 12:59 pm
What, they don’t have WiFi in nyc?
Abdul doesn't have a smart phone or tablet, so I hear. Privacy reasons, I think.

If you had an iPhone you could post even when away from home, and it doubles as a camera.
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Re: Retired

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That is... no smartphone?!!

Forget NYC, Abdul should be at Medieval Times (as an exhibit, rather than a guest)

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Abdul is a Secret Agent Man. You cannot expect a Secret Agent Man to make himself vulnerable like the rest of us.
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Abdul Alhazred wrote:
Mon Apr 08, 2019 9:35 am
Off to NYC, back in about a week. 8)
Have a nice stay, AA! :wink:

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Bring us back some....
On second thought, don't bring back anything. Not one thing.
You can lead them to knowledge, but you can't make them think.

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Re: Retired

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Back but very busy.

Later.
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"Yes! A BIG REWARD!" ====> Click here to turn in a sicko
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People who believe God or History are on their side provide the chaos.

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Re: Retired

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Still busy but ...

Two days (not counting time on the road) in New York City under $800.

Super-8 Motel on the road, a cheap lodging house in Jersey City 20 minutes from midtown or Wall Street by PATH train.

Includes one somewhat expensive meal in the old neighborhood.

First impression of the rebuilt underground mall above the PATH terminal below the World Trade Center:
  • Hideous dystopian fantasy. Like THX 1138, but with capitalism. It's horrible. The bastards! How could they!?

Upon mature refelection:
  • Now that I think of it, the old one was like that too. Good job re-creating the feel of the good old days, if not the exact floor plan. :)
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Couple of NYPD cops on foot patrol in front of the Hugo Boss store.

Gee wouldn't they look snappier in uniforms by Hugo Boss? :BigGrin3:
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Hey, welcome back, it doesn't feel right around here without you.

Now where's my chopped liver and tongue on rye?
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"what dicking deep shit i produce" -- pillory

Freedom of choice
Is what you got
Freedom from choice
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People are shitting themselves to death
Crap so much they fail to take a breath
But even when their kids are starvin'
They thought Trump would throw them Charmin.

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Re: Retired

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shemp wrote:
Sat Apr 13, 2019 6:23 pm
Now where's my chopped liver and tongue on rye?
I ate them.

Sorry about that. :P
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Re: Retired

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A late word. I just put out resumes. I can not handle being retired anymore. Not even great tv helps. Having to do the cooking, the laundry, the yard, the (too fucking old to be bothering me kids), the vacuuming, the sex ...

...sex that is no longer the dominant sex [only] ed is used to [hourly]. No, it's the submissive sex Put Upon a man that washes the dishes of his wife and scrubs her panties....

So yesterday I hit every contact I had. I'm a year shy of 60 so no sane company would hire me. But I've got over ~hundred recent contacts at 30 different companies and out of 30, 10 may be insane.

I know I'll get some lowballs but I've set a minimum not far from what I was making prior, plus a little;

So, I guess, I've got ten more years in me.

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The cooking etc?

Being single and not wealthy, I had to do those things anyway.
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"Yes! A BIG REWARD!" ====> Click here to turn in a sicko
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People who believe God or History are on their side provide the chaos.

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Re: Retired

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You made me laugh, Rob: not for one second did I regret leaving the treadmill! (As I wrote elsewhere, from early on my target in life was already to work the least possible.)

As for cooking, I love it. (Nothing fancy, but always tasty.) It leaves your mind completely free to wander where it pleases while keeping the hands busy. Just have to get some of it back when I'm mincing garlic with an extremely sharp knife…

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Re: Retired

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Update :p

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"Yes! A BIG REWARD!" ====> Click here to turn in a sicko
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People who believe God or History are on their side provide the chaos.

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Re: Retired

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I’m not retired but my job is not very hard.

Sometimes my girlfriend who does have a harder job (but, in my opinion, not actually as hard as she complains) tries to make me feel guilty.

It never works.
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