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Nyarlathotep appreciation thread.

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Mon Apr 22, 2019 9:22 pm

In which we post things we think will appeal to Nyarlathotep. 8)

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Re: Nyarlathotep appreciation thread.

Post by gnome » Mon Apr 22, 2019 11:39 pm

Just needs more monkeys.
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Re: Nyarlathotep appreciation thread.

Post by Witness » Tue Apr 23, 2019 12:43 am

Hmmm… Perhaps a Disney parody (quite un-PC)?


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Re: Nyarlathotep appreciation thread.

Post by Pyrrho » Tue Apr 23, 2019 12:54 am

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The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Re: Nyarlathotep appreciation thread.

Post by Nyarlathotep » Tue Apr 23, 2019 12:55 am

If you really want to appreciate me, send cash.

Seriously though, thanks guys
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Re: Nyarlathotep appreciation thread.

Post by Pyrrho » Tue Apr 23, 2019 1:41 am


The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Re: Nyarlathotep appreciation thread.

Post by Nyarlathotep » Tue Apr 23, 2019 1:46 am

Pyrrho wrote:
Tue Apr 23, 2019 12:54 am
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Classic horror, now we are talking
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Post by sparks » Tue Apr 23, 2019 2:37 am

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Re: Nyarlathotep appreciation thread.

Post by Doctor X » Tue Apr 23, 2019 5:39 am

Pyrrho wrote:
Tue Apr 23, 2019 1:41 am

There is this deep, dark, evolutionary urge to scare the shit out of children. Bill Waterson notes that his actual dad would do things like this:

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sort of up there with Fuck with Kitty:

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Re: Nyarlathotep appreciation thread.

Post by sparks » Tue Apr 23, 2019 12:57 pm

Still laughing about the "Fuck with Kitty" one.
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Re: Nyarlathotep appreciation thread.

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Wed Apr 24, 2019 11:16 pm

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Re: Nyarlathotep appreciation thread.

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Thu Apr 25, 2019 8:20 pm

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Post by Nyarlathotep » Sun Apr 28, 2019 6:48 pm

I hope I can post on my own appreciation thread

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Re: Nyarlathotep appreciation thread.

Post by shemp » Sun Apr 28, 2019 7:11 pm

I just want to say that I appreciate you very much Nyarl, and I'm sure you'd be quite tasty with fava beans and a nice chianti.
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Re: Nyarlathotep appreciation thread.

Post by sparks » Sun Apr 28, 2019 8:22 pm

And isn't it 'Necronomicon'? Sure you can post in your own appreciation thread Nyar, but that one goes in the 'Ship Of Fail' thread.
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Re: Nyarlathotep appreciation thread.

Post by Pyrrho » Sun Apr 28, 2019 8:38 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote:
Mon Apr 22, 2019 9:22 pm
In which we post things we think will appeal to Nyarlathotep. 8)

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Well that idea was stolen.

There was an episode of what I think was "Night Gallery", or maybe the Twilight Zone remakes by Spielberg, I dunno, in which various people endure different scenarios, all develop deja vu, and eventually wonder why all of it is happening to them. End of episode reveals that it's all in the imagination of the writer.
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Re: Nyarlathotep appreciation thread.

Post by Pyrrho » Sun Apr 28, 2019 8:50 pm

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Re: Nyarlathotep appreciation thread.

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sun Apr 28, 2019 10:39 pm

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Re: Nyarlathotep appreciation thread.

Post by Pyrrho » Sun Apr 28, 2019 11:14 pm

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Re: Nyarlathotep appreciation thread.

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