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Re: The real ed appreciation thread.

Post by gnome » Thu Aug 22, 2019 1:21 am

Jules Verne wrote:But the point in which the Americans singularly distanced the
Europeans was in the science of gunnery. Not, indeed, that
their weapons retained a higher degree of perfection than
theirs, but that they exhibited unheard-of dimensions, and
consequently attained hitherto unheard-of ranges. In point of
grazing, plunging, oblique, or enfilading, or point-blank
firing, the English, French, and Prussians have nothing to
learn; but their cannon, howitzers, and mortars are mere
pocket-pistols compared with the formidable engines of the
American artillery.

This fact need surprise no one. The Yankees, the first
mechanicians in the world, are engineers-- just as the Italians
are musicians and the Germans metaphysicians-- by right of birth.
Nothing is more natural, therefore, than to perceive them
applying their audacious ingenuity to the science of gunnery.
Witness the marvels of Parrott, Dahlgren, and Rodman.
The Armstrong, Palliser, and Beaulieu guns were compelled to bow
before their transatlantic rivals.

Now when an American has an idea, he directly seeks a second
American to share it. If there be three, they elect a president
and two secretaries. Given four, they name a keeper of records,
and the office is ready for work; five, they convene a general
meeting, and the club is fully constituted. So things were
managed in Baltimore. The inventor of a new cannon associated
himself with the caster and the borer. Thus was formed the
nucleus of the "Gun Club." In a single month after its formation
it numbered 1,833 effective members and 30,565 corresponding members.

One condition was imposed as a _sine qua non_ upon every
candidate for admission into the association, and that was the
condition of having designed, or (more or less) perfected a
cannon; or, in default of a cannon, at least a firearm of
some description. It may, however, be mentioned that mere
inventors of revolvers, fire-shooting carbines, and similar
small arms, met with little consideration. Artillerists always
commanded the chief place of favor.

The estimation in which these gentlemen were held, according to
one of the most scientific exponents of the Gun Club, was
"proportional to the masses of their guns, and in the direct
ratio of the square of the distances attained by their projectiles."

The Gun Club once founded, it is easy to conceive the result of
the inventive genius of the Americans. Their military weapons
attained colossal proportions, and their projectiles, exceeding
the prescribed limits, unfortunately occasionally cut in two
some unoffending pedestrians. These inventions, in fact, left
far in the rear the timid instruments of European artillery.

It is but fair to add that these Yankees, brave as they have
ever proved themselves to be, did not confine themselves to
theories and formulae, but that they paid heavily, _in propria
persona_, for their inventions. Among them were to be counted
officers of all ranks, from lieutenants to generals; military
men of every age, from those who were just making their _debut_
in the profession of arms up to those who had grown old in the
gun-carriage. Many had found their rest on the field of battle
whose names figured in the "Book of Honor" of the Gun Club; and
of those who made good their return the greater proportion bore
the marks of their indisputable valor. Crutches, wooden legs,
artificial arms, steel hooks, caoutchouc jaws, silver craniums,
platinum noses, were all to be found in the collection; and it
was calculated by the great statistician Pitcairn that throughout
the Gun Club there was not quite one arm between four persons
and two legs between six.
"If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor. Then, he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one. And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a zoo! (Beat) Unless it's a farm!"
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Re: The real ed appreciation thread.

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sat Aug 24, 2019 9:02 pm

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Post by Witness » Sun Aug 25, 2019 2:30 am

The redoubtable Floridian automatic Black Mamba:

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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Mon Sep 09, 2019 10:09 am

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Re: The real ed appreciation thread.

Post by ed » Mon Sep 09, 2019 11:51 am

gnome wrote:
Thu Aug 22, 2019 1:21 am
Jules Verne wrote:But the point in which the Americans singularly distanced the
Europeans was in the science of gunnery. Not, indeed, that
their weapons retained a higher degree of perfection than
theirs, but that they exhibited unheard-of dimensions, and
consequently attained hitherto unheard-of ranges. In point of
grazing, plunging, oblique, or enfilading, or point-blank
firing, the English, French, and Prussians have nothing to
learn; but their cannon, howitzers, and mortars are mere
pocket-pistols compared with the formidable engines of the
American artillery.

This fact need surprise no one. The Yankees, the first
mechanicians in the world, are engineers-- just as the Italians
are musicians and the Germans metaphysicians-- by right of birth.
Nothing is more natural, therefore, than to perceive them
applying their audacious ingenuity to the science of gunnery.
Witness the marvels of Parrott, Dahlgren, and Rodman.
The Armstrong, Palliser, and Beaulieu guns were compelled to bow
before their transatlantic rivals.

Now when an American has an idea, he directly seeks a second
American to share it. If there be three, they elect a president
and two secretaries. Given four, they name a keeper of records,
and the office is ready for work; five, they convene a general
meeting, and the club is fully constituted. So things were
managed in Baltimore. The inventor of a new cannon associated
himself with the caster and the borer. Thus was formed the
nucleus of the "Gun Club." In a single month after its formation
it numbered 1,833 effective members and 30,565 corresponding members.

One condition was imposed as a _sine qua non_ upon every
candidate for admission into the association, and that was the
condition of having designed, or (more or less) perfected a
cannon; or, in default of a cannon, at least a firearm of
some description. It may, however, be mentioned that mere
inventors of revolvers, fire-shooting carbines, and similar
small arms, met with little consideration. Artillerists always
commanded the chief place of favor.

The estimation in which these gentlemen were held, according to
one of the most scientific exponents of the Gun Club, was
"proportional to the masses of their guns, and in the direct
ratio of the square of the distances attained by their projectiles."



The Gun Club once founded, it is easy to conceive the result of
the inventive genius of the Americans. Their military weapons
attained colossal proportions, and their projectiles, exceeding
the prescribed limits, unfortunately occasionally cut in two
some unoffending pedestrians. These inventions, in fact, left
far in the rear the timid instruments of European artillery.

It is but fair to add that these Yankees, brave as they have
ever proved themselves to be, did not confine themselves to
theories and formulae, but that they paid heavily, _in propria
persona_, for their inventions. Among them were to be counted
officers of all ranks, from lieutenants to generals; military
men of every age, from those who were just making their _debut_
in the profession of arms up to those who had grown old in the
gun-carriage. Many had found their rest on the field of battle
whose names figured in the "Book of Honor" of the Gun Club; and
of those who made good their return the greater proportion bore
the marks of their indisputable valor. Crutches, wooden legs,
artificial arms, steel hooks, caoutchouc jaws, silver craniums,
platinum noses, were all to be found in the collection; and it
was calculated by the great statistician Pitcairn that throughout
the Gun Club there was not quite one arm between four persons
and two legs between six.

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Re: The real ed appreciation thread.

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Thu Sep 26, 2019 9:23 pm

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Re: The real ed appreciation thread.

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Tue Oct 01, 2019 5:39 pm

Hey ed! MAGA hat not cool enough?

How about one of these? :)

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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sun Oct 27, 2019 1:59 am

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Post by Witness » Thu Oct 31, 2019 3:19 am

Un-American activities quashed:
Oklahoma judge rejects challenge to 'permitless carry' law

An Oklahoma judge on Wednesday rejected an attempt by a Democratic state lawmaker and gun safety advocates to block a new law that will allow most people in the state to carry a firearm in public without a background check or training.

After hearing arguments from both sides, Oklahoma County District Judge Don Andrews rejected a request by Oklahoma City Democratic Rep. Jason Lowe for a preliminary injunction that would have stopped the "permitless carry" law from taking effect on Friday.

Lowe's attorney, Melanie Rughani, argued that the bill violated the state's constitutional single-subject rule that requires bills to deal with only one topic. But the judge said Rughani failed to prove that the law taking effect would cause irreparable harm to the plaintiffs.

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Dubbed "constitutional carry" by its supporters, the bill approved overwhelmingly by the GOP-led Legislature was the first signed into law by new Republican Gov. Kevin Stitt. It would allow most adults 21 and older to carry firearms, concealed or openly, without a license that currently requires a background check and training. Exceptions would include anyone in the country illegally or those convicted of certain crimes. Firearms would still be prohibited in certain locations, including public buildings, schools, professional sporting events, casinos and bars.

According to the National Rifle Association, at least 14 states have approved some version of permitless carry.
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Will the Wild West style duel in the streets (as pictured in the movies) come back in fashion? :mrgreen:

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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Thu Oct 31, 2019 1:11 pm

It never really was in fashion, it happened a few times.

And the murder rate was well below that of current year Chicago, let alone London.
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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Thu Oct 31, 2019 8:07 pm

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Re: The real ed appreciation thread.

Post by Witness » Thu Oct 31, 2019 10:34 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote:
Thu Oct 31, 2019 1:11 pm
It never really was in fashion, it happened a few times.

And the murder rate was well below that of current year Chicago, let alone London.
Don't you crush my dreams! :x Murica is the pop luminary of the world and has a reputation to maintain. And I'm sure it would catch on, just have some celebrities shoot it out Western style.


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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Thu Oct 31, 2019 10:45 pm

Witness wrote:
Thu Oct 31, 2019 10:34 pm
Murica is the pop luminary of the world and has a reputation to maintain. And I'm sure it would catch on, just have some celebrities shoot it out Western style.
Now I'll really crush your dreams:
Cowboys were not particularly the enemies of Indians, and frequently were Indians. A sizable fraction of them were blacks.
It was pretty much the lowest paid dirtiest job.

Nasty unromantic historical fact: The enemy of Indians were sometimes settlers but mostly the regular Army.
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↑ I wasn't ignorant of these facts, especially about the black cowhands.

And mentioned the Natives nowhere.

We decidedly need a sarcasm/irony emoji.

Some vintage por… I mean pop:


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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Fri Nov 01, 2019 12:26 am

Just debunking the usual misapprehensions without implying anything about you. 8)
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Re: The real ed appreciation thread.

Post by Witness » Fri Nov 01, 2019 1:09 am

Abdul Alhazred wrote:
Fri Nov 01, 2019 12:26 am
Just debunking the usual misapprehensions without implying anything about you. 8)
Now I'll really crush your dreams:
Hm-hm…


I learned a lot when I was a kid (and long before I knew any English) by reading this series of comics:

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(Note that the hero still smokes, now it's a politically correct grass blade he sucks. The authors who have continued the series also think that all the characters, including the horse, have to laugh when a scene is "funny".)

Morris, the author, was truly an expert, even trolling his close colleague Charlier who drew "serious" western (with blood and sweat and dirt) when he goofed:

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:mrgreen:

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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Fri Nov 01, 2019 1:15 am

That first one reminds me of Asterix.
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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Wed Nov 06, 2019 12:11 am

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