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One Man and his Fag-o-Cycle

Post by asthmatic camel » Fri May 17, 2019 7:59 am

I've been out and about a bit this week. Yesterday, I ended up at the Manchester Museum of Science and Industry to see Stephenson's Rocket. :)

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On the way home, I stopped in Rusholme, (a.k.a. The Curry Mile) for a coffee and watched a minor traffic altercation turn into a full-blown street battle. At least thirty blokes were slugging it out in the middle of Oxford Road, cars were being smashed up, at least two guys were knocked out, women were screaming, children crying... It was great! I tried to film it all but my phone battery gave out. Mrs. Camel reckons it's because it's Ramadan and they're all hungry. :) Anyways, this was how it all began. The girl driving the black car pulled out in front of some guy when she shouldn't have. He got out and started shouting at her so another guy came to her aid because she had a kid in the car who was wailing, then another guy stepped in to try and calm things down and so it went on. Mrs. Camel works in the office across the road so she was watching with all her colleagues, one of whose cars got trashed. :)

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Re: One Man and his Fag-o-Cycle

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Fri May 17, 2019 11:45 am

Now I know there's one thing I gotta gotta gotta see in Manchester.

Looks overall cooler than the Museum of Science and Industry in Chicago, though we do have a captured Nazi U-Boat you can walk through.

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We also have Starfleet Secret Police HQ, otherwise known as the Museum of Degenerate Art. 8)

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Post by Witness » Fri May 17, 2019 11:26 pm



Full movie on YT.
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Post by asthmatic camel » Mon May 20, 2019 12:33 am

Another good day out, (not on my fag-o-cycle today but on my thoroughly masculine road bike as I had about fifty miles to cover.)

Ports of call included Bramhall Park, where it was the Rotary Club's annual Duck Race Day. I wanted a go on the bouncy castle but they wouldn't let me: the little girl dancing to the jazz band made up for it, though, the cutest thing I've seen in a while. My alma mater, Cheadle Hulme School, where the groundsmen kindly let me in to take a few pics, Cheadle Village and, finally, Harrisons Weir at the country park where I work: a good spot to scoff my picnic. :)



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Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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Post by shemp » Mon May 20, 2019 12:54 am

Why did they name the school and village after Don Cheadle?
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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Mon May 20, 2019 1:05 am

Taking "bird watching" pictures of rubber ducks. 8)

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Post by ed » Mon May 20, 2019 1:38 am

asthmatic camel wrote: ↑
Mon May 20, 2019 12:33 am
 Another good day out, (not on my fag-o-cycle today but on my thoroughly masculine road bike as I had about fifty miles to cover.)

Ports of call included Bramhall Park, where it was the Rotary Club's annual Duck Race Day. I wanted a go on the bouncy castle but they wouldn't let me: the little girl dancing to the jazz band made up for it, though, the cutest thing I've seen in a while. My alma mater, Cheadle Hulme School, where the groundsmen kindly let me in to take a few pics, Cheadle Village and, finally, Harrisons Weir at the country park where I work: a good spot to scoff my picnic. :)

Cultural appropriation :x :x :x

Cute kid though
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Post by asthmatic camel » Tue May 21, 2019 4:23 am

So, yesterday I set off to the Peak District early and watched the dawn rise over MamTor.9 Twenty-five miles away and a 1500 foot climb. Not bad going for an old man!

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I was home for 9.30 for coffee toast and Radio 4 in the garden...

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And then headed off to the art studio for a few hours. I took a few snaps of our more interesting old buildings on the way home.

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The plan is working: I've lost seven pounds in the last week. :)
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Post by Doctor X » Tue May 21, 2019 5:00 am

So the laxative worked?

Et cetera.

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Post by asthmatic camel » Tue May 21, 2019 7:48 am

Watch it, Doc; I'm seriously considering getting back to the dojo this week...
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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Post by Doctor X » Tue May 21, 2019 8:21 am

Ooooo! Is that a challenge?

:P

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"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
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Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
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Post by asthmatic camel » Wed May 22, 2019 7:28 am

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Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Wed May 22, 2019 6:21 pm

I'm turning this into an all-purpose asthmatic camel appreciation thread.

Post anything here you think he'll like.

Here is some soft-core pr0n.

Slightly pervy in a very very English way, yet absolutely not gay. :coolspecs:
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Post by asthmatic camel » Thu May 23, 2019 2:17 am

I chained my fag-o-cycle to this lamp-post when I stopped for a coffee in Manchester this morning. :)

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Post by asthmatic camel » Thu May 23, 2019 2:32 am

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Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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Post by asthmatic camel » Tue May 28, 2019 12:33 am

Overnight, some wag added a Hitler moustache to the Farage poster. :)

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Post by Witness » Tue May 28, 2019 12:46 am

OK, if it has morphed into AC appreciation thread, I appreciate:

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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Tue May 28, 2019 12:50 am

You sure that's not just a random smudge left by someone staggering into lampposts at night? :BigGrin3:
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Post by shemp » Tue May 28, 2019 12:53 am

Hitler's moustache was actually a Dirty Sanchez he received from Hermann Göring.
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Post by Doctor X » Tue May 28, 2019 12:58 am

You disparage the Farage?

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Mob of the Mean: Free beanie, cattle-prod and Charley Fan Club!
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
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"just like Doc X said." --gnome
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