One Man and his Fag-o-Cycle

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The Scrotum made off with one of my Fag-o-Cycles. :(

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This thread lacks NBLs. :|

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I understand there are stiff fines for laughing. :lmao:

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I was innocently searching for some model train set people aaaand...

Bloody Germans. :(

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"Innocently". :roll:

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Those shoes are not really suitable for cycling.

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Plus she's forgotten to retract the side stand - that can easily result in a crash.

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ceptimus wrote:
Mon Oct 07, 2019 11:11 pm
Those shoes are not really suitable for cycling.
I had a friend who cycled in high heels. And not just round the block.

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ceptimus wrote:
Mon Oct 07, 2019 11:13 pm
Plus she's forgotten to retract the side stand - that can easily result in a crash.
Well spotted.
That's often the case on "fashion" type pictures: neither the photographer nor the model really knows what a bike is. :mrgreen:

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So, I fitted a new front chain set to my main fag-o-cycle, which can now easily hit 40 MPH.

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Of course, this has made it decidedly un-faggish...

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So, I bought some new rear lights to rectify matters. :)

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You British and your teabags...
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↑ Just to be my usual prick: nice case of the photographic "stump effect" (her left leg). :mrgreen:

Counterexample:

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When I'm cycling through Manchester's student-land, I often encounter strikingly attractive NBLs on bikes. So, I slow down for a while to enjoy the rear view. :)
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.