One Man and his Fag-o-Cycle

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Re: One Man and his Fag-o-Cycle

Post by asthmatic camel » Wed Oct 02, 2019 10:45 am

The Scrotum made off with one of my Fag-o-Cycles. :(

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Re: One Man and his Fag-o-Cycle

Post by Witness » Wed Oct 02, 2019 11:23 pm

This thread lacks NBLs. :|

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Re: One Man and his Fag-o-Cycle

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Re: One Man and his Fag-o-Cycle

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Fri Oct 04, 2019 9:23 pm

I understand there are stiff fines for laughing. :lmao:

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Re: One Man and his Fag-o-Cycle

Post by asthmatic camel » Sun Oct 06, 2019 10:00 pm

I was innocently searching for some model train set people aaaand...

Bloody Germans. :(

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Re: One Man and his Fag-o-Cycle

Post by Witness » Mon Oct 07, 2019 12:50 am

"Innocently". :roll:

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Post by Witness » Mon Oct 07, 2019 12:57 am

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Re: One Man and his Fag-o-Cycle

Post by ed » Mon Oct 07, 2019 1:11 am

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Re: One Man and his Fag-o-Cycle

Post by ceptimus » Mon Oct 07, 2019 11:11 pm

Those shoes are not really suitable for cycling.

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Re: One Man and his Fag-o-Cycle

Post by ceptimus » Mon Oct 07, 2019 11:13 pm

Plus she's forgotten to retract the side stand - that can easily result in a crash.

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Re: One Man and his Fag-o-Cycle

Post by Witness » Mon Oct 07, 2019 11:17 pm

ceptimus wrote:
Mon Oct 07, 2019 11:11 pm
Those shoes are not really suitable for cycling.
I had a friend who cycled in high heels. And not just round the block.

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Re: One Man and his Fag-o-Cycle

Post by Witness » Mon Oct 07, 2019 11:19 pm

ceptimus wrote:
Mon Oct 07, 2019 11:13 pm
Plus she's forgotten to retract the side stand - that can easily result in a crash.
Well spotted.
That's often the case on "fashion" type pictures: neither the photographer nor the model really knows what a bike is. :mrgreen:

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Re: One Man and his Fag-o-Cycle

Post by asthmatic camel » Fri Nov 29, 2019 5:34 am

So, I fitted a new front chain set to my main fag-o-cycle, which can now easily hit 40 MPH.

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Of course, this has made it decidedly un-faggish...

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So, I bought some new rear lights to rectify matters. :)

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Re: One Man and his Fag-o-Cycle

Post by Pyrrho » Fri Nov 29, 2019 11:55 am

You British and your teabags...
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Post by sparks » Sat Nov 30, 2019 2:24 am

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Re: One Man and his Fag-o-Cycle

Post by Witness » Sat Nov 30, 2019 3:48 am

↑ Just to be my usual prick: nice case of the photographic "stump effect" (her left leg). :mrgreen:

Counterexample:

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Re: One Man and his Fag-o-Cycle

Post by asthmatic camel » Sat Nov 30, 2019 5:39 am

When I'm cycling through Manchester's student-land, I often encounter strikingly attractive NBLs on bikes. So, I slow down for a while to enjoy the rear view. :)
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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Re: One Man and his Fag-o-Cycle

Post by asthmatic camel » Sat Nov 30, 2019 5:50 am

Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.