One Man and his Fag-o-Cycle
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-51135755UK pub numbers rise for the first time in a decade
The number of UK pubs and bars increased for the first time in a decade during 2019, according to the Office for National Statistics (ONS).
The total number rose by 315, or 0.8%, last year to 39,130, driven by food sales.
The ONS said that the first increase seen since the financial crisis also saw a boost for smaller pubs.
The British Beer & Pub Association (BBPA) said it "cautiously welcomed" the news.
According to ONS data, the number of smaller venues with fewer than 10 employees increased by 85 in 2019.
That follows on from more than 15 years of closures.

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So last night's dream was that I was visiting AC and he had all the electrical devices in his abode connected to a large block of something that had screw posts holding the wires. I noticed some of them weren't fastened well and I tried to fix it. I shorted some of the connections and disabled AC's NBL generator. Then I woke up. Alive.
The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.
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Pyrrho, are you sure you were dreaming and not remote viewing?


Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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Even at night Pyrrho somehow works for the forum:Pyrrho wrote: ↑Fri Jan 24, 2020 11:34 am So last night's dream was that I was visiting AC and he had all the electrical devices in his abode connected to a large block of something that had screw posts holding the wires. I noticed some of them weren't fastened well and I tried to fix it. I shorted some of the connections and disabled AC's NBL generator. Then I woke up. Alive.


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Damn that was pretty much it except some of the cables were bare wire.asthmatic camel wrote: ↑Fri Jan 24, 2020 11:59 am Pyrrho, are you sure you were dreaming and not remote viewing?
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...and I'm too late to win Randi's Million Dollar Challenge.

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Harter says you have claim.
Sorry to make you cry.
– J.D.
Sorry to make you cry.
– J.D.
Mob of the Mean: Free beanie, cattle-prod and Charley Fan Club!
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out." – Don
DocX: FTW. – sparks
"Doctor X wins again." – Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry." – His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone." – clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far." – Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig." – Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power." – asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." – gnome
WS CHAMPIONS X4!!!!
NBA CHAMPIONS!! Stanley Cup!
SB CHAMPIONS X6!!!!!! 
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out." – Don
DocX: FTW. – sparks
"Doctor X wins again." – Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry." – His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone." – clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far." – Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig." – Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power." – asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." – gnome




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Though you could always appeal to Linda. . . .
Too soon?
– J.D.
Too soon?
– J.D.
Mob of the Mean: Free beanie, cattle-prod and Charley Fan Club!
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out." – Don
DocX: FTW. – sparks
"Doctor X wins again." – Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry." – His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone." – clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far." – Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig." – Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power." – asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." – gnome
WS CHAMPIONS X4!!!!
NBA CHAMPIONS!! Stanley Cup!
SB CHAMPIONS X6!!!!!! 
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out." – Don
DocX: FTW. – sparks
"Doctor X wins again." – Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry." – His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone." – clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far." – Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig." – Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power." – asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." – gnome




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Back on track:

U.S. Army’s first and only ever bicycle division, the 25th Infantry Bicycle Corps from Fort Missoula, Montana on Minerva Terrace, Mammoth, WY, c.1896.
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They defeated Injuns by making them laugh themselves to death.
"It is not I who is mad! It is I who is crazy!" -- Ren Hoek
"what dicking deep shit i produce" -- pillory
Freedom of choice
Is what you got
Freedom from choice
Is what you want
People are shitting themselves to death
Crap so much they fail to take a breath
But even when their kids are starvin'
They thought Trump would throw them Charmin.
"what dicking deep shit i produce" -- pillory
Freedom of choice
Is what you got
Freedom from choice
Is what you want
People are shitting themselves to death
Crap so much they fail to take a breath
But even when their kids are starvin'
They thought Trump would throw them Charmin.
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Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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Nice evolution shot
still working on Sophrosyne, but I will no doubt end up with Hubris
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She loses style points by having to hold her phone.
You can lead them to knowledge, but you can't make them think.
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Pretty much identical to my original fag-o-cycle. 
Nifty bikes for the town and city.

Nifty bikes for the town and city.
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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My chain cleaning tool and various noxious chemicals and a new set of brake pads arrives tomorrow.
Then we begin biking again!
Then we begin biking again!
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I began days ago. . . .
– J.D.
– J.D.
Mob of the Mean: Free beanie, cattle-prod and Charley Fan Club!
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out." – Don
DocX: FTW. – sparks
"Doctor X wins again." – Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry." – His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone." – clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far." – Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig." – Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power." – asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." – gnome
WS CHAMPIONS X4!!!!
NBA CHAMPIONS!! Stanley Cup!
SB CHAMPIONS X6!!!!!! 
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out." – Don
DocX: FTW. – sparks
"Doctor X wins again." – Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry." – His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone." – clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far." – Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig." – Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power." – asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." – gnome




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Now that the Stopfunian rain has warmed up a bit, Fag-o-cycle No. 5 has been serviced and safely locked away for what passes as the Summer hereabouts.
Fag-o-cycle No. 6 has just had an upgraded front chain set and rear cassette fitted, giving it the effective gearing of a 24 speed bike and the ability to race Porsches and climb near vertical hills. Together with a new, sprung saddle, upgraded handlebar grips, super-bright lights, a rack, new panniers and one of the newfangled link locks, all this has turned a £104 cheapo bike into something rather special.




Fag-o-cycle No. 6 has just had an upgraded front chain set and rear cassette fitted, giving it the effective gearing of a 24 speed bike and the ability to race Porsches and climb near vertical hills. Together with a new, sprung saddle, upgraded handlebar grips, super-bright lights, a rack, new panniers and one of the newfangled link locks, all this has turned a £104 cheapo bike into something rather special.





Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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Morning coffee with my avian friends after an all night cycling marathon.
The Atheist is probably going to warn me about bird flu or something...

The Atheist is probably going to warn me about bird flu or something...

Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.