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Cyling Warrior.
So, for the second time in a week, I encountered a bunch of fat Pakistani warriors, parked illegally on double yellow lines on a clearly marked cycle lane. There's no way off the road because of barriers, so I had to swerve around the corner, nearly hit an innocent pedestrian and fell off my bike.
I went nuts and kicked the fuck out of the inconsiderate parker's car.
He and his four fat friends exited the kebab shop and threatened to kick my head in...
"Come on then, you obese fuckers." Said I "Come and fucking try it! I'll take all five of you on and win!"

"We have you on camera." Said one of them.

"Fucking fantastic" said I, "call the police and see what they think of your mate's life-endangering parking."

And off they fucked. :)
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This is the de facto asthmatic camel appreciation thread, right?
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I haven't listened to my Zappa collection for ages. Must dig them out. :)
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asthmatic camel wrote: ↑Thu Oct 01, 2020 1:49 pm I haven't listened to my Zappa collection for ages. Must dig them out. :)
You gonna dig him out too? I don't think his family will like that.
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shemp wrote: ↑Thu Oct 01, 2020 2:57 pm
asthmatic camel wrote: ↑Thu Oct 01, 2020 1:49 pm I haven't listened to my Zappa collection for ages. Must dig them out. :)
You gonna dig him out too? I don't think his family will like that.
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Halfords bumps up cycle supplies as 'unprecedented demand' lifts profit

The cycling to car parts retailer has benefited from staycation trends as well as motorists shunning public transport.

Halfords said it has been ramping up supplies of bicycles as "unprecedented demand" extends into the autumn even after the end of the peak summer season.

The retailer, which also sells and fits car parts, was boosted by a surge in demand as many Britons stayed in the UK during the holiday period, with the pandemic restricting foreign travel.

But it said it had continued its strong growth into September - and is now recruiting for hundreds of motoring technician roles both at its stores and auto centres.
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she looks weird. to many steroids?
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asthmatic camel wrote: ↑Tue Sep 22, 2020 12:15 pm Cyling Warrior.
So, for the second time in a week, I encountered a bunch of fat Pakistani warriors, parked illegally on double yellow lines on a clearly marked cycle lane. There's no way off the road because of barriers, so I had to swerve around the corner, nearly hit an innocent pedestrian and fell off my bike.
I went nuts and kicked the fuck out of the inconsiderate parker's car.
He and his four fat friends exited the kebab shop and threatened to kick my head in...
"Come on then, you obese fuckers." Said I "Come and fucking try it! I'll take all five of you on and win!"

"We have you on camera." Said one of them.

"Fucking fantastic" said I, "call the police and see what they think of your mate's life-endangering parking."

And off they fucked. :)
A bit of the old paki bashing. In the UK you might be charged with a hate crime. Worse since you demeaned their cultural blockage of rights of way.

All told, I think you are in trouble. And being married to a woman of color simply underscores your colonialist mindset. If adopting a black kid makes our potential supreme court justice a racist, I shudder to think that they would make of you.

It is off to the reeducation camp for you old son.
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Rob Lister wrote: ↑Sat Oct 03, 2020 12:28 pm she looks weird. to many steroids?
No. Simply in excellent condition.
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No. there's something off about it. The alien face and hair maybe?
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She can hold my "handlebar" anytime!
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Rob Lister wrote: ↑Sat Oct 03, 2020 8:31 pm No. there's something off about it. The alien face and hair maybe?
Alien or not, you'd nail it in a heartbeat if it she would let you.
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