One Man and his Fag-o-Cycle
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asthmatic camel
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Re: One Man and his Fag-o-Cycle
Cyling Warrior.
So, for the second time in a week, I encountered a bunch of fat Pakistani warriors, parked illegally on double yellow lines on a clearly marked cycle lane. There's no way off the road because of barriers, so I had to swerve around the corner, nearly hit an innocent pedestrian and fell off my bike.
I went nuts and kicked the fuck out of the inconsiderate parker's car.
He and his four fat friends exited the kebab shop and threatened to kick my head in...
"Come on then, you obese fuckers." Said I "Come and fucking try it! I'll take all five of you on and win!"
"We have you on camera." Said one of them.
"Fucking fantastic" said I, "call the police and see what they think of your mate's life-endangering parking."
And off they fucked.
So, for the second time in a week, I encountered a bunch of fat Pakistani warriors, parked illegally on double yellow lines on a clearly marked cycle lane. There's no way off the road because of barriers, so I had to swerve around the corner, nearly hit an innocent pedestrian and fell off my bike.
I went nuts and kicked the fuck out of the inconsiderate parker's car.
He and his four fat friends exited the kebab shop and threatened to kick my head in...
"Come on then, you obese fuckers." Said I "Come and fucking try it! I'll take all five of you on and win!"
"We have you on camera." Said one of them.
"Fucking fantastic" said I, "call the police and see what they think of your mate's life-endangering parking."
And off they fucked.
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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sparks
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asthmatic camel
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I haven't listened to my Zappa collection for ages. Must dig them out.
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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shemp
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You gonna dig him out too? I don't think his family will like that.asthmatic camel wrote: ↑Thu Oct 01, 2020 1:49 pm I haven't listened to my Zappa collection for ages. Must dig them out.
"It is not I who is mad! It is I who is crazy!" -- Ren Hoek
"what dicking deep shit i produce" -- pillory
Freedom of choice
Is what you got
Freedom from choice
Is what you want
People are shitting themselves to death
Crap so much they fail to take a breath
But even when their kids are starvin'
They thought Trump would throw them Charmin.
"what dicking deep shit i produce" -- pillory
Freedom of choice
Is what you got
Freedom from choice
Is what you want
People are shitting themselves to death
Crap so much they fail to take a breath
But even when their kids are starvin'
They thought Trump would throw them Charmin.
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Rob Lister
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Re: One Man and his Fag-o-Cycle
\shemp wrote: ↑Thu Oct 01, 2020 2:57 pmYou gonna dig him out too? I don't think his family will like that.asthmatic camel wrote: ↑Thu Oct 01, 2020 1:49 pm I haven't listened to my Zappa collection for ages. Must dig them out.
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https://news.sky.com/story/halfords-bum ... t-12086655Halfords bumps up cycle supplies as 'unprecedented demand' lifts profit
The cycling to car parts retailer has benefited from staycation trends as well as motorists shunning public transport.
Halfords said it has been ramping up supplies of bicycles as "unprecedented demand" extends into the autumn even after the end of the peak summer season.
The retailer, which also sells and fits car parts, was boosted by a surge in demand as many Britons stayed in the UK during the holiday period, with the pandemic restricting foreign travel.
But it said it had continued its strong growth into September - and is now recruiting for hundreds of motoring technician roles both at its stores and auto centres.
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ed
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Re: One Man and his Fag-o-Cycle
A bit of the old paki bashing. In the UK you might be charged with a hate crime. Worse since you demeaned their cultural blockage of rights of way.asthmatic camel wrote: ↑Tue Sep 22, 2020 12:15 pm Cyling Warrior.
So, for the second time in a week, I encountered a bunch of fat Pakistani warriors, parked illegally on double yellow lines on a clearly marked cycle lane. There's no way off the road because of barriers, so I had to swerve around the corner, nearly hit an innocent pedestrian and fell off my bike.
I went nuts and kicked the fuck out of the inconsiderate parker's car.
He and his four fat friends exited the kebab shop and threatened to kick my head in...
"Come on then, you obese fuckers." Said I "Come and fucking try it! I'll take all five of you on and win!"
"We have you on camera." Said one of them.
"Fucking fantastic" said I, "call the police and see what they think of your mate's life-endangering parking."
And off they fucked.
All told, I think you are in trouble. And being married to a woman of color simply underscores your colonialist mindset. If adopting a black kid makes our potential supreme court justice a racist, I shudder to think that they would make of you.
It is off to the reeducation camp for you old son.
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sparks
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No. Simply in excellent condition.
You can lead them to knowledge, but you can't make them think.
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Rob Lister
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shemp
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Re: One Man and his Fag-o-Cycle
She can hold my "handlebar" anytime!
"It is not I who is mad! It is I who is crazy!" -- Ren Hoek
"what dicking deep shit i produce" -- pillory
Freedom of choice
Is what you got
Freedom from choice
Is what you want
People are shitting themselves to death
Crap so much they fail to take a breath
But even when their kids are starvin'
They thought Trump would throw them Charmin.
"what dicking deep shit i produce" -- pillory
Freedom of choice
Is what you got
Freedom from choice
Is what you want
People are shitting themselves to death
Crap so much they fail to take a breath
But even when their kids are starvin'
They thought Trump would throw them Charmin.
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sparks
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Alien or not, you'd nail it in a heartbeat if it she would let you.Rob Lister wrote: ↑Sat Oct 03, 2020 8:31 pm No. there's something off about it. The alien face and hair maybe?
You can lead them to knowledge, but you can't make them think.
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Pyrrho
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Re: One Man and his Fag-o-Cycle
The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.
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robinson
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My paperboy bike had the front basket, and the rear baskets
I was a motherfucking monster at 4 a.m.
From age 12 to 15 I got up every goddamn morning at 3:30 a.m.
Folded and delivered papers, rain or shine, freezing or muggy, which makes me wonder what the fuck was wrong with me
I was a motherfucking monster at 4 a.m.
From age 12 to 15 I got up every goddamn morning at 3:30 a.m.
Folded and delivered papers, rain or shine, freezing or muggy, which makes me wonder what the fuck was wrong with me
still working on Sophrosyne, but I will no doubt end up with Hubris
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robinson
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Re: One Man and his Fag-o-Cycle
Now back to hot babes in tight outfits on bikes
still working on Sophrosyne, but I will no doubt end up with Hubris
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shemp
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Re: One Man and his Fag-o-Cycle
And what the fuck is wrong with you today?robinson wrote: ↑Thu Oct 15, 2020 5:18 pm My paperboy bike had the front basket, and the rear baskets
I was a motherfucking monster at 4 a.m.
From age 12 to 15 I got up every goddamn morning at 3:30 a.m.
Folded and delivered papers, rain or shine, freezing or muggy, which makes me wonder what the fuck was wrong with me
"It is not I who is mad! It is I who is crazy!" -- Ren Hoek
"what dicking deep shit i produce" -- pillory
Freedom of choice
Is what you got
Freedom from choice
Is what you want
People are shitting themselves to death
Crap so much they fail to take a breath
But even when their kids are starvin'
They thought Trump would throw them Charmin.
"what dicking deep shit i produce" -- pillory
Freedom of choice
Is what you got
Freedom from choice
Is what you want
People are shitting themselves to death
Crap so much they fail to take a breath
But even when their kids are starvin'
They thought Trump would throw them Charmin.
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robinson
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Re: One Man and his Fag-o-Cycle
Nothing an eight ball of cocaine and a couple of hookers can’t fix lolololol
still working on Sophrosyne, but I will no doubt end up with Hubris
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