Happy birthday, Bruce

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Witness
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Happy birthday, Bruce

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I know it's a tad early for your side of the pond, but here it's already 3 AM. :wink:

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Re: Happy birthday, Bruce

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Shine on Bruce you crazy diamond!
"It is not I who is mad! It is I who is crazy!" -- Ren Hoek

"what dicking deep shit i produce" -- pillory

Freedom of choice
Is what you got
Freedom from choice
Is what you want

People are shitting themselves to death
Crap so much they fail to take a breath
But even when their kids are starvin'
They thought Trump would throw them Charmin.

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Thanks.

In commemoration of this momentous occasion, I decided to try something new. As many of you know, I was born without an ass. Age has not been kind to my waistline, and now with the combination of belly and lack of buttocks, my belt is now completely useless, no matter how tight I wrench it. I finally gave up......and bought suspenders.

There was a time in my younger years of 43 and under when I would have been bothered by the snickers and giggles behind my back....and in front....but the soul crushing years of disappointments and defeats have thickened my skin and rightfully lead me to value comfort over social acceptance.

I believe I made the right decision. I had a wonderfully comfortable day. Didn't have to yank my pants up or make any adjustments all day. Perhaps I'll enjoy this comfort for another 44 years.
Such potential!

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And you really don't have to sweat waist size when buying new pants. It just has to be greater than 50.

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I know, right? Now I know how the Victorian ladies felt after corsets went out of style. I can actually breathe, and I'm not constipated anymore. :guitar: :guitar: :guitar:
Such potential!

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And ball room! There's no greater freedom than suspenders paired with boxers.

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Congrats Bruce.
About that stereo

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Happy Birthday Bruce!

Get drunk and hit somebody!! :)
You can lead them to knowledge, but you can't make them think.

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Happy birthday!

Enjoy this cover of an 80's song with 80's turned all the way to 11.


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:guitar: :guitar: :guitar: :guitar:
Such potential!

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No suspenders without a bow tie.

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It's the law. :)

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Oh my, another year…

Anyway:

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And again Bruce! Happy Birthday here in the year of Our Chump POTUS 2020.
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Wow, I've been wearing suspenders for a whole year? Time flies when your comfortable. I gained 5 pounds over the past 6 months, and it's all Covid's fault of course, but thanks to suspenders, my pants still fit if leave the top button open. Time for some b-day cake. :Hungry2:
Such potential!