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So many things that piss me off.

Why can't I find oatmeal cookies without raisins?

Chocolate chip style cookies without the chocolate chips? No, not sugar cookies. Fuck you.

Banana nut bread without the nuts?

Butter pecan icecream without the pecans?

Any type of bread without sweeteners? I finally gave up and now make my own bread. Its awesome and tastes like bread.

There's more, so much more. There will never be world peace unless we start taking care of all the minor infuriating things too cause they add up.
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You can make oatmeal cookies without raisins, etc.

Just look up the recipes and omit ingredients at will.

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I make my own for all these. The point is I shouldn't have to. Hell, I'm a chemist. I can make my own of anything, but I would prefer to buy. That's what we have a society for, right? :roll:
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Bruce, why do you hate :freedom: :freedom: :freedom: MURICA :freedom: :freedom: :freedom: ???
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Alcohol-free beer that still gets me drunk. A chemist should be able to sort that out.
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Chocolate chip cookies without chocolate chips? Are you insane?
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Bruce: a life for food. :wink: We'll put that on your tombstone.
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asthmatic camel wrote:
Mon Jul 15, 2019 12:25 am
Alcohol-free beer that still gets me drunk. A chemist should be able to sort that out.
I can't escape the suspicion that all alcohol-free beers taste awful on purpose.

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Somehow this one got lost:

Brownies without those fucking walnuts.
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Faked and baked. Like you ed. :)
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What we think of as chocolate chip cookies were originally butterscotch cookies until someone decided to add chocolate pieces to them in the 1930s. So look for butterscotch cookies, online if nothing else

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Oatmeal cookies are the easiest cookies in the world to make, raisins or no. So easy that a pair of stoned teenagers can make them.

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As for bread without sweeteners, sourdough usually isn’t sweetened.

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asthmatic camel wrote:
Mon Jul 15, 2019 12:25 am
Alcohol-free beer that still gets me drunk. A chemist should be able to sort that out.
Just add LSD.

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Hey Bruce!

Oatmeal cookies without the oatmeal.

Think about it and you will achieve enlightenment. :p
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sparks wrote:
Mon Jul 15, 2019 2:06 am
Faked and baked. Like you ed. :)
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ed found a new toy online. 8)
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I like it. Although I'd rather not have a memorial at all. I'd prefer to be turned into Soylent Green.
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Oh ohhh ... did you hear about the composting????


Here
Recompose.life

Get literally returned to the soil
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I want to up my carbon footprint.

Burn me!!!
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