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What to do with your remains thread

Post by ed » Wed Jul 24, 2019 2:48 pm

As I sit here in a dr's waiting room this thought enters my mind.

I think cannon a la hunter Thompson is pretty cool but I told the kis 10 lbs of tannerite for me.

There is also the composting thing.

Just thought that it would be cool, now follow closely, to get your pals to plant your bod in some poor bastards premises to make it look like a murder.


That is the winner I think.

Oh ohhh
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Re: What to do with your remains thread

Post by Rob Lister » Wed Jul 24, 2019 3:12 pm

Let us know what the results are. We don't anticipate the ban hammer so keep us informed.

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Re: What to do with your remains thread

Post by asthmatic camel » Wed Jul 24, 2019 6:50 pm

Do something funny with them. If you remember Tim Walker from the JREF days, he sent his ashes skywards.

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And, if you snuff it before I do, I'll be seriously annoyed.

And piss in your lake again.

And, even though I'm a girl, I'll kick your ass.

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Re: What to do with your remains thread

Post by Rob Lister » Wed Jul 24, 2019 7:05 pm

too fake

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Re: What to do with your remains thread

Post by asthmatic camel » Wed Jul 24, 2019 7:59 pm

Fag.
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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Post by Doctor X » Wed Jul 24, 2019 8:01 pm

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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Wed Jul 24, 2019 8:09 pm

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Re: What to do with your remains thread

Post by Grammatron » Wed Jul 24, 2019 8:12 pm

No one here is that delicious.

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Re: What to do with your remains thread

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Wed Jul 24, 2019 8:22 pm

First you have to die. 8)
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Re: What to do with your remains thread

Post by asthmatic camel » Thu Jul 25, 2019 4:43 am

Grammatron wrote:
Wed Jul 24, 2019 8:12 pm
No one here is that delicious.
Oh, I don't know; there's plenty of juicy, delicious fat on ed, Abdul, Nyarlathotep. Most of the Yanks, prolly. :D
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Re: What to do with your remains thread

Post by ed » Thu Jul 25, 2019 10:45 am

Hide my corpse in the boot of AC's car. First shoot my head with his faggy air gun. Pay his wife $2.76 to swear that he was muttering that if he can't have me noone can.

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Re: What to do with your remains thread

Post by ed » Thu Jul 25, 2019 4:04 pm

The name of the new comapny is "Eternal Lulz"
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Re: What to do with your remains thread

Post by Rob Lister » Thu Jul 25, 2019 4:09 pm

I'd like to be cremated. In the back yard.

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Re: What to do with your remains thread

Post by Nyarlathotep » Thu Jul 25, 2019 5:27 pm

I want a traditional Ferengi funeral; cremated and my ashes incorporated into commemorative medallions that my family will sell to people at the funeral.
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Re: What to do with your remains thread

Post by Grammatron » Thu Jul 25, 2019 7:02 pm

asthmatic camel wrote:
Thu Jul 25, 2019 4:43 am
Grammatron wrote:
Wed Jul 24, 2019 8:12 pm
No one here is that delicious.
Oh, I don't know; there's plenty of juicy, delicious fat on ed, Abdul, Nyarlathotep. Most of the Yanks, prolly. :D
While I agree that fat=flavor(or flavour) the diet absolutely affects how the meat will taste. That and with age and lifestyle I just don't see how anyone will have proper marbling. But I am willing to volunteer Abdul for an experiment.

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Re: What to do with your remains thread

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Thu Jul 25, 2019 7:04 pm

Sorry Grammy. You'll just have to wait. :)
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Re: What to do with your remains thread

Post by Grammatron » Thu Jul 25, 2019 7:19 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote:
Thu Jul 25, 2019 7:04 pm
Sorry Grammy. You'll just have to wait. :)
Shouldn't be long, I like my meat medium-rare.

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Re: What to do with your remains thread

Post by ed » Thu Jul 25, 2019 9:25 pm

Ironically, thats how Abdul likes his meat.
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Re: What to do with your remains thread

Post by asthmatic camel » Thu Jul 25, 2019 9:37 pm

Jeebus, with temperatures hitting 38 C here today, I feel like I'm being cremated already. :(
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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Re: What to do with your remains thread

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Thu Jul 25, 2019 9:39 pm

ed wrote:
Thu Jul 25, 2019 9:25 pm
Ironically, thats how Abdul likes his meat.
ed is hitting on me again. :evil:
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