The Wisdom of a Lifetime

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Re: The Wisdom of a Lifetime

Post by asthmatic camel » Sat Jul 27, 2019 1:35 pm

Grammatron wrote:
Sat Jul 27, 2019 5:41 am
Know your worth
Our worth, in the grand scheme of things, is the number of atoms of which we are composed.

Bruce is correct, (in my opinion), in saying that it's wrong to inflict cruelty unnecessarily, but every now and again, some cunt who won't leave you alone, despite repeated warnings, deserves what's coming to him.

A few gentle bruises, if the said cunt annoys me whilst I'm minding my own business, listening to the BBC World Service, sipping a tolerable McDonalds' Cappuccino and retrieving my stolen bicycling gloves are probably a good lesson learned.
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Re: The Wisdom of a Lifetime

Post by ed » Sat Jul 27, 2019 2:07 pm

asthmatic camel wrote:
Sat Jul 27, 2019 1:35 pm
Grammatron wrote:
Sat Jul 27, 2019 5:41 am
Know your worth
Our worth, in the grand scheme of things, is the number of atoms of which we are composed.

Bruce is correct, (in my opinion), in saying that it's wrong to inflict cruelty unnecessarily, but every now and again, some cunt who won't leave you alone, despite repeated warnings, deserves what's coming to him.

A few gentle bruises, if the said cunt annoys me whilst I'm minding my own business, listening to the BBC World Service, sipping a tolerable McDonalds' Cappuccino and retrieving my stolen bicycling gloves are probably a good lesson learned.
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Re: The Wisdom of a Lifetime

Post by Bruce » Sat Jul 27, 2019 3:13 pm

Now that I think about it, I haven't been repeatedly harassed by a insufferable cunt since high school. After that, I only had to deal with cunts in occasional basis.

There was one time in high school when I decided to exact revenge on my nemesis. Lao mouthed jackass that harassed me every day. He was leaning back on a stool. The plan was to hook my foot under the stool and pull it out from under him, but he leaned forward at the wrong moment and I jammed my toe nail on the edge of the stool. It later grew back ingrown and I had to have surgery.

The cunt moved to the UK after high school, and my toe is still fucked up 30 years later.

Wouldn't it be a small world if this same wanker is the on who stole ACs gloves? :mrgreen:
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Re: The Wisdom of a Lifetime

Post by Doctor X » Sun Jul 28, 2019 9:26 am

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Re: The Wisdom of a Lifetime

Post by ed » Sun Jul 28, 2019 9:43 am

Bruce wrote:
Sat Jul 27, 2019 3:13 pm
Now that I think about it, I haven't been repeatedly harassed by a insufferable cunt since high school. After that, I only had to deal with cunts in occasional basis.

There was one time in high school when I decided to exact revenge on my nemesis. Lao mouthed jackass that harassed me every day. He was leaning back on a stool. The plan was to hook my foot under the stool and pull it out from under him, but he leaned forward at the wrong moment and I jammed my toe nail on the edge of the stool. It later grew back ingrown and I had to have surgery.

The cunt moved to the UK after high school, and my toe is still fucked up 30 years later.

Wouldn't it be a small world if this same wanker is the on who stole ACs gloves? :mrgreen:
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