Friggin' |Cold Sores

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Friggin' |Cold Sores

Post by asthmatic camel » Mon Jul 29, 2019 5:00 pm

Herpes Simplex, HSV-1: primarily causes oral herpes, often by loving mothers and grandmothers, snogging their beloved sprogs.

Well, fucking stop it, you disease-ridden hags; You think your offspring wish to spend the rest of their lives with whopping great sores on their mouths and passing them on to their beloveds? Well, we don't, so keep your disease-ridden, sloppy mouths away from us.
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Re: Friggin' |Cold Sores

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Mon Jul 29, 2019 5:16 pm

Survival of the fittest.

H. simplex that is, not you. :)
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Post by Doctor X » Tue Jul 30, 2019 5:05 am

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Re: Friggin' |Cold Sores

Post by Bruce » Tue Jul 30, 2019 6:11 am

There's an ointment you can put on it.

It won't make it go away or hurt less, but it will make it shiney and more noticeable. It's like cold sore highlighter.

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