The Aristocrats - a failed and pathetic thread

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The Aristocrats - a failed and pathetic thread

Post by ed » Tue Jul 30, 2019 12:26 pm

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Re: The Aristocrats - the story of a gun

Post by Barack Hussein Obama » Tue Jul 30, 2019 2:01 pm

Gee Ed, that is pretty damn funny. Thanks for posting.

It is stuff like this that makes you such an important part of this community.

From all of us, thanks, really. You the man.

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Re: The Aristocrats - the story of a gun

Post by Hillary Clinton » Tue Jul 30, 2019 5:12 pm

Wow!!!

I just want to second Hussein's comment. That is both amazing information and very well presented. Kudos.
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Re: The Aristocrats - the story of a gun

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Tue Jul 30, 2019 5:28 pm

Aw c'mon ed.

You know I'd eventually bump this thread without your alter egos chiming in.

Did you acquire this conversation piece for your collection to get it off the street where it might hurt someone? :BigGrin3:
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Re: The Aristocrats - the story of a gun

Post by ed » Tue Jul 30, 2019 6:14 pm

Saw it at a show for like $300. Sort of an oddity.

It is actually sorta valuable.

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Re: The Aristocrats - the story of a gun

Post by Bruce » Wed Jul 31, 2019 12:07 am

Poor ed. Down there in Florida, breathing all those swamp fumes, no rational New Englanders to talk to, constant threat of hurricanes, floods, and Floridians. It's finally taking its toll.

Won't be long before the next Florida Man headline is about ed. 😪
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Re: The Aristocrats - the story of a gun

Post by Harambe » Wed Jul 31, 2019 2:20 am

Don't let the bastards get you down Ed. You are the heart and soul of this lace.

Brilliant post.

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Re: The Aristocrats - the story of a gun

Post by Witness » Wed Jul 31, 2019 2:25 am

Is this thread a honeypot for (ed's) socks?

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Re: The Aristocrats - the story of a gun

Post by ed » Wed Jul 31, 2019 2:34 am

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Re: The Aristocrats - the story of a gun

Post by ed » Wed Jul 31, 2019 10:15 am

Bump
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Re: The Aristocrats - the story of a gun <a perpetual thread>

Post by solely » Wed Jul 31, 2019 5:07 pm

You lose value for the crack in the handle, no?

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Re: The Aristocrats - the story of a gun

Post by ed » Wed Jul 31, 2019 6:08 pm

ed wrote:
Wed Jul 31, 2019 10:15 am
Bump

:x :x :x :x :x

Come on guys, this is fascinating shit here.

You know, if I don't get some responses I won't post this sort of stuff again :x :x :x

PS It's NOT going away!!!!! :x :x
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Re: The Aristocrats - the story of a gun <a perpetual thread>

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Wed Jul 31, 2019 6:30 pm

It was interesting, sure.

Now turn the page, OK? :p
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Re: The Aristocrats - the story of a gun <a perpetual thread>

Post by Bruce » Wed Jul 31, 2019 11:20 pm

What do I have to say to make you think I read it without actually reading it?
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Re: The Aristocrats - the story of a gun <a perpetual thread>

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Wed Jul 31, 2019 11:24 pm

OK ed.

There you have it.

I'm the only person here who read the whole thing, and the only person here who could appreciate it.

I mean the only human person.

Of course Harambe and Cheetah loved it. :)
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Re: The Aristocrats - the story of a gun <a perpetual thread>

Post by Bruce » Wed Jul 31, 2019 11:30 pm

https://gulfnews.com/world/americas/flo ... 4568595120

You still there ed?

Just checking. 🙂
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Re: The Aristocrats - the story of a gun <a perpetual thread>

Post by ed » Thu Aug 01, 2019 1:36 am

These posts are patronizing
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Re: The Aristocrats - the story of a gun <a perpetual thread>

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Thu Aug 01, 2019 1:40 am

ed, you need to stop being easy pickins.

How about if I started to address you as "puddin"? ;)
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Re: The Aristocrats - the story of a gun <a perpetual thread>

Post by Witness » Thu Aug 01, 2019 1:56 am

Floridian moonshine. Not even once!

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Re: The Aristocrats - the story of a gun <a perpetual thread>

Post by ed » Thu Aug 01, 2019 12:15 pm

Bump


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