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FUCK THA PLANET! I EAT WHATEVER I PLEASE!

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The wife is away so tonight I had a big thick roast beef sandwich au jus with German potato salad! None of this fucking kale shit! I hope that steer realeased enogh methane to destroy a glacier! AQnd a whole bottle of cheap red wine too! And I gave some to the cat! (Roast beef, not wine.) And he LOVED IT! He was so happy he came up and purred in my ear! And I feel GREAT!
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I see booze (even cheap one) and decent food make you almost human! :wink:

Oh, and :figamagee:

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Such acts of rebellion require serious countermeasures.

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Abdul Alhazred wrote:
Sat Aug 10, 2019 1:36 am
Such acts of rebellion require serious countermeasures.

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Fuck you, you kale eating jew! :D
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I am in a bad mood. My fucking employer changed health care plans again. We were told that there would be no changes. This was an obvious fucking lie. Today I paid $23 for a prescription I used to get for free. And I have 4 other prescriptions and my wife has 8! These fuckers have been lying to me from day 1! I'd tell them to go DIAF, but I've got to hang on for 4 more years until I can retire. When I do, they will not get one fucking second's notice! I will just drop the office key on my desk and walk out. If I left, this whole fucking division would collapse in a nanosecond and piss off several clients. Problem is, they pay me too much to just quit now. Yes, everyone should have such problems.
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"what dicking deep shit i produce" -- pillory

Freedom of choice
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People are shitting themselves to death
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And fuck my doctor! Yes, I'm a diabetic, but I'll drink 1.5 liters of wine if I fucking want to! I'd rather die happy at 65 (well, maybe 75) than miserable at 80!
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"what dicking deep shit i produce" -- pillory

Freedom of choice
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People are shitting themselves to death
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And I am not getting a fucking colonoscopy! If I want a man to shove something up my ass I'll try Grindr.
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Freedom of choice
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People are shitting themselves to death
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But even when their kids are starvin'
They thought Trump would throw them Charmin.

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You're having a bad influence on me: I just added a single malt next to my tea. (Islay, of course.)

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It's been two hours since we ate but the cat is still showing extra affection over that roast beef.
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"Liters"?????

You mean "quarts"right?

And leave my pal adul alone.
About that stereo

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I call 'em by what's on the bottle. If it says 1.5 liters, it's 1.5 liters.

P.S.: FAG!
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"what dicking deep shit i produce" -- pillory

Freedom of choice
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People are shitting themselves to death
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They thought Trump would throw them Charmin.

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shemp wrote:
Sat Aug 10, 2019 2:22 am
It's been two hours since we ate but the cat is still showing extra affection over that roast beef.
There is a French saying, "L'amour passe par le ventre." (Love goes, or comes, through the stomach.) It's not really meant for pets. :mrgreen:

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In true shempian fashion I will now log off to have a piece of queso manchego with some dried figs, and a glass (or even two) of Nùrule 2013.

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shemp wrote:
Sat Aug 10, 2019 1:58 am
And I am not getting a fucking colonoscopy! If I want a man to shove something up my ass I'll try Grindr.
gnome's Mom is cheaper.

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