SC closing in on one million posts!

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Who will be the one millionth poster?

Abdul Alhazred
5
14%
Doctor X
2
6%
Nyarlathotep
2
6%
ed
8
23%
Grammatron
0
No votes
Pyrrho
0
No votes
Anaxagoras
0
No votes
gnome
0
No votes
Witness
2
6%
corplinx
0
No votes
Rob Lister
0
No votes
Bruce
1
3%
asthmatic camel
1
3%
sparks
0
No votes
WildCat
0
No votes
Skeeve
0
No votes
pillory
0
No votes
izittrue
1
3%
shemp
2
6%
Planet X (Captain or one of the bosses, newbies, betting the field, write-ins, all of the above, fuck off Abdul, etc.)
11
31%
 
Total votes: 35

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shemp
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SC closing in on one million posts!

Post by shemp »

There's still 30,286 posts to go as of this post, but I thought I'd start a thread to track it as we get closer. We can also guess who the one millionth poster will be.

I've included the 19 posters with the most posts and who are still at least somewhat active. You can vote for up to 3, and you can change your vote as it gets closer to one million.
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Abdul Alhazred
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Post by Abdul Alhazred »

All of them.

You set up the poll wrong. :p
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Re: SC closing in on one million posts!

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I changed it just for you.
"It is not I who is mad! It is I who is crazy!" -- Ren Hoek

"what dicking deep shit i produce" -- pillory

Freedom of choice
Is what you got
Freedom from choice
Is what you want

People are shitting themselves to death
Crap so much they fail to take a breath
But even when their kids are starvin'
They thought Trump would throw them Charmin.

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Witness
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Re: SC closing in on one million posts!

Post by Witness »

shemp wrote:
Fri Aug 30, 2019 4:30 pm
There's still 30,286 posts to go as of this post
Should take ~ 6 months, extrapolating roughly.

Nyarlathotep
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Re: SC closing in on one million posts!

Post by Nyarlathotep »

If it's me, what do I win?

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Witness
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Re: SC closing in on one million posts!

Post by Witness »

Free taxidermy to our Hall of Fame©. :)

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sparks
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The thanks of a grateful nation? And a flag. Don't forget the flag.
You can lead them to knowledge, but you can't make them think.

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Doctor X
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Re: SC closing in on one million posts!

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It will be significant.

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"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry." – His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone." – clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far." – Grammatron
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Shit. That's going to end up in your sig." – Pyrrho
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Re: SC closing in on one million posts!

Post by shemp »

Winner gets a week in Reno with a member's mom of your choice.* Maybe Abdul will award a brass figamajee (sp?).

* You pay all expenses, and must find and convince her to join you.
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"what dicking deep shit i produce" -- pillory

Freedom of choice
Is what you got
Freedom from choice
Is what you want

People are shitting themselves to death
Crap so much they fail to take a breath
But even when their kids are starvin'
They thought Trump would throw them Charmin.

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Re: SC closing in on one million posts!

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From the Rules Committee:

1. Determination of winner shall be made by Judge Shemp.

2. All Judge Shemp's decisions are final, unless an appropriate bribe is paid.

3. Rules may be changed at any time at Judge Shemp's discretion without notice, especially when drunk.

4. Anyone caught cheating will be sentenced to a night in the box with Abdul and a bottle of Viagra.

5. Anyone caught NOT cheating will be sentenced to two nights in the box with Abdul and a bottle of Viagra.

6. No prize shall be paid for by Judge Shemp. Winner is responsible for paying for and collecting his/her/it's own prize.

7. Socks: Use 'em if you got 'em. Feel free to run up the post count.

8. ed is a cheating cunt.

9. Judge Shemp has the right to disqualify dumbfucks and stupid cunts.
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"It is not I who is mad! It is I who is crazy!" -- Ren Hoek

"what dicking deep shit i produce" -- pillory

Freedom of choice
Is what you got
Freedom from choice
Is what you want

People are shitting themselves to death
Crap so much they fail to take a breath
But even when their kids are starvin'
They thought Trump would throw them Charmin.

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Rob Lister
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Re: SC closing in on one million posts!

Post by Rob Lister »

The Captian could take a page from the book of Cool Hand Luke and shut the forum down at 999,999

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Abdul Alhazred
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Re: SC closing in on one million posts!

Post by Abdul Alhazred »

Pfft!

One million is just a number, not something amusing like a prime number or a sum of consecutive cubes or any good stuff like that.
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Bruce
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Re: SC closing in on one million posts!

Post by Bruce »

I have 4% of the vote, bitches! That's higher than Trumps approval rating, and I only had to vote for myself once.
Such potential!

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ed
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Re: SC closing in on one million posts!

Post by ed »

Ummmm .... how does one know who actually posts 1,000,000?
About that stereo

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Abdul Alhazred
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Re: SC closing in on one million posts!

Post by Abdul Alhazred »

ed wrote:
Sun Sep 01, 2019 1:20 pm
Ummmm .... how does one know who actually posts 1,000,000?
I claim this is #1,000,000.

Prove me wrong.

That's not just rhetorical. I want to be proven wrong so I can see how it's done. 8)
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People who believe God or History are on their side provide the chaos.

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Rob Lister
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Re: SC closing in on one million posts!

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ed wrote:
Sun Sep 01, 2019 1:20 pm
Ummmm .... how does one know who actually posts 1,000,000?
After we pass a million, look at the date/time of each post.

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robinson
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Re: SC closing in on one million posts!

Post by robinson »

Jesus Christ
♪ ♫ ♩ ♬ "

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Re: SC closing in on one million posts!

Post by ed »

Suppose we forget? It is likely after all. We could be trying to reconstruct the 1,000,000 post a year from when it actually occurs.

It does not bear thinking about.
About that stereo

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ed wrote:
Sun Sep 01, 2019 1:20 pm
Ummmm .... how does one know who actually posts 1,000,000?
Hover cursor over post title, post number (as well as forum and thread number) appear in your browser in the URL address.

How long have you and Abdul been here? :roll:
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"what dicking deep shit i produce" -- pillory

Freedom of choice
Is what you got
Freedom from choice
Is what you want

People are shitting themselves to death
Crap so much they fail to take a breath
But even when their kids are starvin'
They thought Trump would throw them Charmin.

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Re: SC closing in on one million posts!

Post by shemp »

Notice to all: Judge Shemp has invoked Rule 3 to create a Rule 9, see above.

30,135 to go as of this post.
"It is not I who is mad! It is I who is crazy!" -- Ren Hoek

"what dicking deep shit i produce" -- pillory

Freedom of choice
Is what you got
Freedom from choice
Is what you want

People are shitting themselves to death
Crap so much they fail to take a breath
But even when their kids are starvin'
They thought Trump would throw them Charmin.