SC closing in on one million posts!

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Who will be the one millionth poster?

Abdul Alhazred
5
14%
Doctor X
2
6%
Nyarlathotep
2
6%
ed
8
23%
Grammatron
0
No votes
Pyrrho
0
No votes
Anaxagoras
0
No votes
gnome
0
No votes
Witness
2
6%
corplinx
0
No votes
Rob Lister
0
No votes
Bruce
1
3%
asthmatic camel
1
3%
sparks
0
No votes
WildCat
0
No votes
Skeeve
0
No votes
pillory
0
No votes
izittrue
1
3%
shemp
2
6%
Planet X (Captain or one of the bosses, newbies, betting the field, write-ins, all of the above, fuck off Abdul, etc.)
11
31%
 
Total votes: 35

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asthmatic camel
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Post by asthmatic camel »

WTF is it? I thought you guys were into chopped liver and bagels.
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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Abdul Alhazred
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Post by Abdul Alhazred »

asthmatic camel wrote:
Mon Sep 16, 2019 2:51 am
WTF is it? I thought you guys were into chopped liver and bagels.
I just learned in another thread that it's actually English and not any of the other things I said. :)
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Rob Lister
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Anaxagoras
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Re: SC closing in on one million posts!

Post by Anaxagoras »

quote="Abdul Alhazred" post_id=971603 time=1568598274 user_id=125]
1,000,000

I win. :Yippeee:
[/quote

Decidedly not.

Abdul is hereby disqualified for cheating.
A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.
William Shakespeare

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Abdul Alhazred
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Post by Abdul Alhazred »

Anaxagoras wrote:
Mon Sep 16, 2019 11:19 pm
quote="Abdul Alhazred" post_id=1000000000000000000 time=1568598274 user_id=125]
1,000,000

I win. :Yippeee:
[/quote

Decidedly not.

Abdul is hereby disqualified for cheating.
If I cheated, explain the chicken and waffles. You can't. :HoppingMad2:
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Anaxagoras wrote:
Mon Sep 16, 2019 11:19 pm
quote="Abdul Alhazred" post_id=971603 time=1568598274 user_id=125]
1,000,000

I win. :Yippeee:
[/quote

Decidedly not.

Abdul is hereby disqualified for being a cheating cunt.
ftfy
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If only Abdul understood the value of social cred
♪ ♫ ♩ ♬ "

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Post by Abdul Alhazred »

At least I got the chicken and waffles. :)
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You want chicken and waffles?


I got yer chickin n waffles right here buddy
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Post by Abdul Alhazred »

I already ate them.

The poster who gets the millionth with an asterisk (* not counting Abdul) will have to do without.

It hardly matters, as bots do not eat chicken or waffles. :)
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WTF are waffles, anyway? Damn sure they're not English.
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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Post by Abdul Alhazred »

asthmatic camel wrote:
Tue Sep 17, 2019 6:20 pm
WTF are waffles, anyway? Damn sure they're not English.
Fried chicken is English, waffles are Belgian.

People who eat chicken and waffles are cultural appropriators.
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When cultural appropriation goes wrong. :)
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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The English eat shit on shoe leather and like it.
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"what dicking deep shit i produce" -- pillory

Freedom of choice
Is what you got
Freedom from choice
Is what you want

People are shitting themselves to death
Crap so much they fail to take a breath
But even when their kids are starvin'
They thought Trump would throw them Charmin.

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Only 25,585 posts to go!
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"what dicking deep shit i produce" -- pillory

Freedom of choice
Is what you got
Freedom from choice
Is what you want

People are shitting themselves to death
Crap so much they fail to take a breath
But even when their kids are starvin'
They thought Trump would throw them Charmin.

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Post by robinson »

shemp wrote:
Sat Oct 12, 2019 2:07 pm
Only 25,585 posts to go!
♪ ♫ ♩ ♬ "

"Science and Mother Nature are in a marriage where Science is always surprised to come home and find Mother Nature blowing the neighbor."

♪ ♫ ♩ ♬

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shemp wrote:
Sat Oct 12, 2019 2:07 pm
Only 25,585 posts to go!
♪ ♫ ♩ ♬ "

"Science and Mother Nature are in a marriage where Science is always surprised to come home and find Mother Nature blowing the neighbor."

♪ ♫ ♩ ♬

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Some time on 2021
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So, bro, you been to the Smoky Mountains way down south right?
Did you in fact keep your comrade warm?
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Post by Abdul Alhazred »

That's "snow peaked". :)
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People who believe God or History are on their side provide the chaos.