SC closing in on one million posts!

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Who will be the one millionth poster?

Abdul Alhazred
5
15%
Doctor X
2
6%
Nyarlathotep
2
6%
ed
7
21%
Grammatron
0
No votes
Pyrrho
0
No votes
Anaxagoras
0
No votes
gnome
0
No votes
Witness
2
6%
corplinx
1
3%
Rob Lister
0
No votes
Bruce
1
3%
asthmatic camel
1
3%
sparks
0
No votes
WildCat
0
No votes
Skeeve
0
No votes
pillory
1
3%
izittrue
2
6%
shemp
1
3%
Planet X (Captain or one of the bosses, newbies, betting the field, write-ins, all of the above, fuck off Abdul, etc.)
9
26%
 
Total votes: 34

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asthmatic camel
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Re: SC closing in on one million posts!

Post by asthmatic camel » Mon Sep 16, 2019 2:51 am

WTF is it? I thought you guys were into chopped liver and bagels.
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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Abdul Alhazred
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Re: SC closing in on one million posts!

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Mon Sep 16, 2019 2:56 am

asthmatic camel wrote:
Mon Sep 16, 2019 2:51 am
WTF is it? I thought you guys were into chopped liver and bagels.
I just learned in another thread that it's actually English and not any of the other things I said. :)
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Rob Lister
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Re: SC closing in on one million posts!

Post by Rob Lister » Mon Sep 16, 2019 4:17 pm


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Anaxagoras
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Re: SC closing in on one million posts!

Post by Anaxagoras » Mon Sep 16, 2019 11:19 pm

quote="Abdul Alhazred" post_id=971603 time=1568598274 user_id=125]
1,000,000

I win. :Yippeee:
[/quote

Decidedly not.

Abdul is hereby disqualified for cheating.
A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.
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Abdul Alhazred
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Re: SC closing in on one million posts!

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Mon Sep 16, 2019 11:29 pm

Anaxagoras wrote:
Mon Sep 16, 2019 11:19 pm
quote="Abdul Alhazred" post_id=1000000000000000000 time=1568598274 user_id=125]
1,000,000

I win. :Yippeee:
[/quote

Decidedly not.

Abdul is hereby disqualified for cheating.
If I cheated, explain the chicken and waffles. You can't. :HoppingMad2:
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Re: SC closing in on one million posts!

Post by shemp » Tue Sep 17, 2019 2:25 am

Anaxagoras wrote:
Mon Sep 16, 2019 11:19 pm
quote="Abdul Alhazred" post_id=971603 time=1568598274 user_id=125]
1,000,000

I win. :Yippeee:
[/quote

Decidedly not.

Abdul is hereby disqualified for being a cheating cunt.
ftfy
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Re: SC closing in on one million posts!

Post by robinson » Tue Sep 17, 2019 6:09 am

If only Abdul understood the value of social cred
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Re: SC closing in on one million posts!

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Tue Sep 17, 2019 12:24 pm

At least I got the chicken and waffles. :)
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Re: SC closing in on one million posts!

Post by robinson » Tue Sep 17, 2019 4:15 pm

You want chicken and waffles?


I got yer chickin n waffles right here buddy
You never know what's going to happen, then some shit happens nobody saw coming, then later somebody says they knew it was coming, then some new shit happens nobody saw coming, rinse and repeat

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Re: SC closing in on one million posts!

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Tue Sep 17, 2019 4:31 pm

I already ate them.

The poster who gets the millionth with an asterisk (* not counting Abdul) will have to do without.

It hardly matters, as bots do not eat chicken or waffles. :)
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Re: SC closing in on one million posts!

Post by asthmatic camel » Tue Sep 17, 2019 6:20 pm

WTF are waffles, anyway? Damn sure they're not English.
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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Re: SC closing in on one million posts!

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Tue Sep 17, 2019 9:26 pm

asthmatic camel wrote:
Tue Sep 17, 2019 6:20 pm
WTF are waffles, anyway? Damn sure they're not English.
Fried chicken is English, waffles are Belgian.

People who eat chicken and waffles are cultural appropriators.
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People who believe God or History are on their side provide the chaos.

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Re: SC closing in on one million posts!

Post by asthmatic camel » Tue Sep 17, 2019 11:35 pm

When cultural appropriation goes wrong. :)
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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Re: SC closing in on one million posts!

Post by shemp » Wed Sep 18, 2019 12:51 am

The English eat shit on shoe leather and like it.
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Re: SC closing in on one million posts!

Post by shemp » Sat Oct 12, 2019 2:07 pm

Only 25,585 posts to go!
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Re: SC closing in on one million posts!

Post by robinson » Mon Oct 14, 2019 1:18 am

shemp wrote:
Sat Oct 12, 2019 2:07 pm
Only 25,585 posts to go!
You never know what's going to happen, then some shit happens nobody saw coming, then later somebody says they knew it was coming, then some new shit happens nobody saw coming, rinse and repeat

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Re: SC closing in on one million posts!

Post by robinson » Mon Oct 14, 2019 1:18 am

shemp wrote:
Sat Oct 12, 2019 2:07 pm
Only 25,585 posts to go!
You never know what's going to happen, then some shit happens nobody saw coming, then later somebody says they knew it was coming, then some new shit happens nobody saw coming, rinse and repeat

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Re: SC closing in on one million posts!

Post by robinson » Mon Oct 14, 2019 1:18 am

Some time on 2021
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Re: SC closing in on one million posts!

Post by Fid » Mon Oct 14, 2019 4:45 am

So, bro, you been to the Smoky Mountains way down south right?
Did you in fact keep your comrade warm?
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Yeah, me and an electrified atmosphere ain't friends.

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Re: SC closing in on one million posts!

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Mon Oct 14, 2019 1:06 pm

That's "snow peaked". :)
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"Yes! A BIG REWARD!" ====> Click here to turn in a sicko
The arc of the moral universe bends towards chaos.
People who believe God or History are on their side provide the chaos.