Reminiscent of the disaster that befell us last year, Abdul, once again, let his weakness for COOH and nubile young men get the better of him.
Seeing a performance of Winnie the Pooh performed by the Sarasota Young Mens Health Collective and Bodybuilding Consortium (SYMHCaBC) he lost control and reeled onto the stage blubbering something about "scrotal sacks". In so doing he knocked down a tent pole (ironic, that) and caused the edifice to crumble in on itself. That would not have been too bad but the place was illuminated by pitch torches which have an affinity for canvas. In the resulting conflagration, the SYMHCaBC, in it's entirety, was consumed, and not in a good way. The powers that be are still counting bodies and when last seen Abdul was heading north in his '87 Gran Torino.
It has been a memorable start to the birthday festivities. What next, I wonder.
Another disaster on the Day of All Days!!
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Re: Another disaster on the Day of All Days!!
I, my regressive friend, am "woke". You are limited by the patriarchy. Nubile is OK.Abdul Alhazred wrote: ↑Mon Oct 21, 2019 2:57 pm "Nubile" is a traditional gendered term such as "stewardess". Only females can be nubile. Shame on you.![]()
Indeed your whole scenario is totally unlike the sort of thing I would do.
um, yes. Indeed.

You are quiet because you are ponderous and have no choice. Elegant? Assumes facts not in evidence I fear.I'm far more the quiet elegant fellow citizen of the prophet Lot.![]()
Modulo that I sure would love to have a '87 Gran Torino.![]()













Now that you mention it ...Are you sure it wasn't Shmep pretending to be gay 4 teh LULz.![]()

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Re: Another disaster on the Day of All Days!!
It smelled as if she vomited last week but it turned out to be nubile.