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Colonoscopy and endoscopy tomorrow!!

Post by ed » Tue Nov 05, 2019 7:03 pm

This is in lieu of the birthday party :D

Joy. Just Joy.
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Re: Colonoscopy and endoscopy tomorrow!!

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Tue Nov 05, 2019 7:11 pm

All I gotta say is no pics please. :)

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Re: Colonoscopy and endoscopy tomorrow!!

Post by ed » Tue Nov 05, 2019 7:19 pm

I asked the Dr. if they did movies. I was thinking that it would be cool to have the clips strung together like a continuous journey thru my digestive tract. They just do still though. Shit. <------hahahaha made a funny.
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Re: Colonoscopy and endoscopy tomorrow!!

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Tue Nov 05, 2019 7:23 pm

TMI Old Boy.

Let's talk about guns.
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Re: Colonoscopy and endoscopy tomorrow!!

Post by ed » Tue Nov 05, 2019 7:25 pm

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Re: Colonoscopy and endoscopy tomorrow!!

Post by Rob Lister » Tue Nov 05, 2019 8:13 pm

Coincidence! Mine is scheduled next month. I've asked for the strongest legally allowable drugs. I'm sure you won't need them as you're probably much more used to the procedure.

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Re: Colonoscopy and endoscopy tomorrow!!

Post by ed » Tue Nov 05, 2019 8:39 pm

Rob Lister wrote:
Tue Nov 05, 2019 8:13 pm
Coincidence! Mine is scheduled next month. I've asked for the strongest legally allowable drugs. I'm sure you won't need them as you're probably much more used to the procedure.
hahahaha

They put you right out down here. None of that twilight shit.
I will report back late tomorrow.
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Re: Colonoscopy and endoscopy tomorrow!!

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Tue Nov 05, 2019 8:44 pm

Get a room, you two.
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Re: Colonoscopy and endoscopy tomorrow!!

Post by Rob Lister » Tue Nov 05, 2019 8:57 pm

ed wrote:
Tue Nov 05, 2019 8:39 pm
Rob Lister wrote:
Tue Nov 05, 2019 8:13 pm
Coincidence! Mine is scheduled next month. I've asked for the strongest legally allowable drugs. I'm sure you won't need them as you're probably much more used to the procedure.
hahahaha

They put you right out down here. None of that twilight shit.
I will report back late tomorrow.
They told me I'd be given some strong benzos and while I'd be 'awake' during the procedure, I wouldn't remember a thing.

:shock:

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Re: Colonoscopy and endoscopy tomorrow!!

Post by ed » Tue Nov 05, 2019 9:22 pm

Well, back in the day when I had this procedure in CT. they used a hypnotic (which is what that twilight thing is). I woke up in the middle of the procedure, I remember feeling a very deep pain and I must have yelled or something. The doctor said something to a nurse and I went bye-bye again.

Pretty fucking unpleasant.
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Re: Colonoscopy and endoscopy tomorrow!!

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Tue Nov 05, 2019 9:28 pm

This thread puts a whole new meaning on the old expression "asshole buddies". :lmao:
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Post by asthmatic camel » Tue Nov 05, 2019 10:03 pm

Look forward to the aftermath. Part of the procedure is to pump one's digestive tract full of gas, to allow the camera easy access.

I recall that, when I had the procedure performed, I nearly hit the ceiling, my arsehole propelling me upwards at jet speed.

"Have you passed wind?" asked a polite nurse, before sniffing the local atmosphere.

"Ah, I see you have. " Said she.

Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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Re: Colonoscopy and endoscopy tomorrow!!

Post by ed » Tue Nov 05, 2019 10:09 pm

AC. And this is different from your normal daily routine how?
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Re: Colonoscopy and endoscopy tomorrow!!

Post by asthmatic camel » Tue Nov 05, 2019 10:40 pm

Not so much nowadays, ed.

Back when I was first diagnosed as having diabetes, my Vegan niece advised me to try her super-healthy diet.

Well, after two weeks of this and watching our duvet floating around the ceiling, as well as seeing my blood glucose levels going through the roof, I decided that Veganism probably wasn't for me.

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Re: Colonoscopy and endoscopy tomorrow!!

Post by sparks » Wed Nov 06, 2019 2:39 am

Propofol.

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Re: Colonoscopy and endoscopy tomorrow!!

Post by Pyrrho » Wed Nov 06, 2019 11:03 am

Hope everything comes out all right, ed.
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Re: Colonoscopy and endoscopy tomorrow!!

Post by ed » Wed Nov 06, 2019 11:07 am

Hmmmm .... "out"? Sounds like a joke.

Ah well
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Re: Colonoscopy and endoscopy tomorrow!!

Post by ed » Wed Nov 06, 2019 7:57 pm

Whoooo hooo. Really stoned
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Re: Colonoscopy and endoscopy tomorrow!!

Post by Pyrrho » Wed Nov 06, 2019 8:08 pm

Which end is up?
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Re: Colonoscopy and endoscopy tomorrow!!

Post by ed » Wed Nov 06, 2019 8:24 pm

Both. More later
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