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Colonoscopy and endoscopy tomorrow!!

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This is in lieu of the birthday party :D

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All I gotta say is no pics please. :)

Please? :notsure:
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I asked the Dr. if they did movies. I was thinking that it would be cool to have the clips strung together like a continuous journey thru my digestive tract. They just do still though. Shit. <------hahahaha made a funny.
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TMI Old Boy.

Let's talk about guns.
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Coincidence! Mine is scheduled next month. I've asked for the strongest legally allowable drugs. I'm sure you won't need them as you're probably much more used to the procedure.

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Rob Lister wrote:
Tue Nov 05, 2019 8:13 pm
Coincidence! Mine is scheduled next month. I've asked for the strongest legally allowable drugs. I'm sure you won't need them as you're probably much more used to the procedure.
hahahaha

They put you right out down here. None of that twilight shit.
I will report back late tomorrow.
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Get a room, you two.
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ed wrote:
Tue Nov 05, 2019 8:39 pm
Rob Lister wrote:
Tue Nov 05, 2019 8:13 pm
Coincidence! Mine is scheduled next month. I've asked for the strongest legally allowable drugs. I'm sure you won't need them as you're probably much more used to the procedure.
hahahaha

They put you right out down here. None of that twilight shit.
I will report back late tomorrow.
They told me I'd be given some strong benzos and while I'd be 'awake' during the procedure, I wouldn't remember a thing.

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Well, back in the day when I had this procedure in CT. they used a hypnotic (which is what that twilight thing is). I woke up in the middle of the procedure, I remember feeling a very deep pain and I must have yelled or something. The doctor said something to a nurse and I went bye-bye again.

Pretty fucking unpleasant.
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This thread puts a whole new meaning on the old expression "asshole buddies". :lmao:
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Look forward to the aftermath. Part of the procedure is to pump one's digestive tract full of gas, to allow the camera easy access.

I recall that, when I had the procedure performed, I nearly hit the ceiling, my arsehole propelling me upwards at jet speed.

"Have you passed wind?" asked a polite nurse, before sniffing the local atmosphere.

"Ah, I see you have. " Said she.

Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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AC. And this is different from your normal daily routine how?
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Not so much nowadays, ed.

Back when I was first diagnosed as having diabetes, my Vegan niece advised me to try her super-healthy diet.

Well, after two weeks of this and watching our duvet floating around the ceiling, as well as seeing my blood glucose levels going through the roof, I decided that Veganism probably wasn't for me.

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Propofol.

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Hope everything comes out all right, ed.
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Hmmmm .... "out"? Sounds like a joke.

Ah well
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Whoooo hooo. Really stoned
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Which end is up?
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Both. More later
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