Things you have seen or done that are fun

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Re: Things you have seen or done that are fun

Post by ed » Tue Nov 12, 2019 12:48 pm

Thus depriving the Gods of their offering and, in so doing, causing Hurricane Andrew.

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Post by Fid » Wed Nov 13, 2019 2:40 am

Not to be too much of a Dick about this but what's with the upper case "G" ?
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Re: Things you have seen or done that are fun

Post by asthmatic camel » Tue Nov 19, 2019 10:05 am

Fid wrote:
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Post by asthmatic camel » Tue Nov 19, 2019 10:08 am

(I hope sparks doesn't get any ideas in the light of the above pic. )
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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Post by ed » Tue Nov 19, 2019 10:57 am

You look like a Game of Thrones villain.
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Re: Things you have seen or done that are fun

Post by Witness » Wed Nov 20, 2019 1:38 am

You'd have been a much less dumb-looking redhead in the Harry Potter movies. :)

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Post by sparks » Wed Nov 20, 2019 1:56 am

BTW, AC...you and Mrs. Camel don't have any ... daughters ... do you? :)
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Post by ed » Wed Nov 20, 2019 2:05 am

They cooked and ate them ages ago. It's a Midlands tradition: eat what you procreate..
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Post by asthmatic camel » Wed Nov 20, 2019 3:06 pm

sparks wrote:
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BTW, AC...you and Mrs. Camel don't have any ... daughters ... do you? :)
Sadly, our daughter didn't survive. Sorry to disappoint. ;)
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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Post by sparks » Wed Nov 20, 2019 3:08 pm

Sympathies. And thanks for killing that rather bad joke of mine you limey bastard. :)
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Post by asthmatic camel » Wed Nov 20, 2019 3:12 pm

Shit happens. :D
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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Re: Things you have seen or done that are fun

Post by robinson » Wed Nov 20, 2019 3:38 pm

Thankfully, not all the time
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Post by sparks » Wed Nov 20, 2019 4:29 pm

I sometimes think it could be argued that the mere existence of the Cosmos is proof that shit does happen and continuously.

Thank FSM I don't dwell on that unhappy prospect continuously as well. :)
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Re: Things you have seen or done that are fun

Post by asthmatic camel » Thu Nov 21, 2019 3:57 am

Following my parents' divorce, back when my brother and I were wee spuds, my father and step-mother took us on a short holiday to Wales. My brother, who could only have been about six at the time, was keen to buy a present to take back home to his Mum and bought what he thought was some perfume from a drugstore. My father took one look at it and burst into howls of laughter.

My step-mother, to her credit, said, "John, you can't let him give her that!" "Oh yes I can!" he replied, still crying with laughter.

It was a can of vaginal deodorant. :D
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Re: Things you have seen or done that are fun

Post by sparks » Thu Nov 21, 2019 1:37 pm

:lmao: :lmao:
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Re: Things you have seen or done that are fun

Post by Pyrrho » Fri Nov 22, 2019 4:07 am

I saw Mo Udall in person once. From a distance.
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Post by robinson » Fri Nov 22, 2019 11:03 am

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Re: Things you have seen or done that are fun

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Fri Nov 22, 2019 3:11 pm

Pyrrho wrote:
Fri Nov 22, 2019 4:07 am
I saw Mo Udall in person once. From a distance.
And that was fun? :P
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