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The WD40 Thread

Post by asthmatic camel » Tue Dec 10, 2019 7:58 pm

As I'm sure we are all aware, miracle product WD40 has a multiplicity of uses. I, er, have a friend, however, who wishes to know whether or not it is suitable for use as a lubricant in his Fleshlight.

I thought this would be an appropriate place to ask.
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Re: The WD40 Thread

Post by ed » Tue Dec 10, 2019 8:02 pm

WD is lousey for guns, it leaves a deposit that gets gummy.

I think that it would be just fine in your "friends" fleshlight.
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Re: The WD40 Thread

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Tue Dec 10, 2019 8:44 pm

asthmatic camel wrote:
Tue Dec 10, 2019 7:58 pm
As I'm sure we are all aware, miracle product WD40 has a multiplicity of uses. I, er, have a friend, however, who wishes to know whether or not it is suitable for use as a lubricant in his Fleshlight.

I thought this would be an appropriate place to ask.
Very bad idea.

Any petroleum product will degrade the silicone gel.

Unless your friend's problem is he's stuck in it, then it would be a good way to get out of it, though the appliance would be a loss.

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Re: The WD40 Thread

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Tue Dec 10, 2019 8:46 pm

I'm guessing Astroglide is illegal in the UK. As it might be Marmite in the USA. :BigGrin3:
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Re: The WD40 Thread

Post by Fid » Tue Dec 10, 2019 8:47 pm

Well aside from turning your "friends" sex toy into a gummy semi-liquid and undoubtedly requiring awkward cleaning of delicate tissues sure go ahead. Now if he
has a rusted nut Kroil is amazing stuff.


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Re: The WD40 Thread

Post by Rob Lister » Tue Dec 10, 2019 9:32 pm



in all fairness, I doubt any oil would have done much better.

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Re: The WD40 Thread

Post by Witness » Tue Dec 10, 2019 11:40 pm

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Re: The WD40 Thread

Post by sparks » Wed Dec 11, 2019 1:53 am

What a bunch of fucktards.
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Re: The WD40 Thread

Post by Witness » Thu Dec 12, 2019 2:00 am

sparks wrote:
Wed Dec 11, 2019 1:53 am
What a bunch of fucktards.
Why so edgy, sparks? :(

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Re: The WD40 Thread

Post by sparks » Thu Dec 12, 2019 3:32 am

Either too much booze or not nearly enough. Plus, I'm breaking one of my cardinal rules in that I'm giving way too much of a shit about work.
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Re: The WD40 Thread

Post by Fid » Thu Dec 12, 2019 7:29 pm

That sweet 'thangs hair must have it's own staff, like those chihuahuas that ride around in purses.
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Re: The WD40 Thread

Post by Witness » Thu Dec 12, 2019 9:45 pm

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Re: The WD40 Thread

Post by Fid » Thu Dec 12, 2019 10:11 pm

~~~~considers suggesting said hair is actually tiny tiny tentacles capable of reaching into not only the large orifices like tear ducts but sweat glands and then to the entire body thus propagating ...God help us...GINGERS.

Oops wrong thread, sorry.
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Re: The WD40 Thread

Post by Rob Lister » Fri Dec 13, 2019 11:07 am

there's something kind of creepy about very long hair.

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Re: The WD40 Thread

Post by asthmatic camel » Fri Dec 13, 2019 4:47 pm

Speaking as a reformed Ginger, I'd say that if you have red hair, it's generally unwise to grow any more of it than you absolutely have to.
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Re: The WD40 Thread

Post by Witness » Sat Dec 14, 2019 2:21 am

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Keeps you nicely warm. :P

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Re: The WD40 Thread

Post by Fid » Sat Dec 14, 2019 4:03 am

Never mind these wimminz invading this manly, manly thread did your bud get the..".gentlemans friend" removed without involving the fire/rescue unit?
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Re: The WD40 Thread

Post by sparks » Sat Dec 14, 2019 4:31 am

The only downside to longer hair is that women spend most of their lives taking care of it when they should be making sammiches for their man.
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Re: The WD40 Thread

Post by asthmatic camel » Sat Dec 14, 2019 7:31 am

Fid wrote:
Sat Dec 14, 2019 4:03 am
Never mind these wimminz invading this manly, manly thread did your bud get the..".gentlemans friend" removed without involving the fire/rescue unit?
All is well. ;)

Apparently, "gentleman's friends" are not without their risks.
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Re: The WD40 Thread

Post by asthmatic camel » Mon Dec 30, 2019 6:36 pm

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Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.