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Café with an Insane Person

Post by Doctor X » Thu Dec 26, 2019 11:38 pm

This is entertaining.

Conspiracy theory.

Only thinks China is 5,000 years old.

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Re: Café with an Insane Person

Post by Anaxagoras » Thu Dec 26, 2019 11:46 pm

Right now?
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Re: Café with an Insane Person

Post by Doctor X » Thu Dec 26, 2019 11:48 pm

勿論だよ。

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"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Re: Café with an Insane Person

Post by Pyrrho » Thu Dec 26, 2019 11:51 pm

Is that in dog years?
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Re: Café with an Insane Person

Post by Doctor X » Thu Dec 26, 2019 11:52 pm

I think I have reached the point where he has entered word-salad.

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"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Re: Café with an Insane Person

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Thu Dec 26, 2019 11:54 pm

Serious question. How old is China?
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Re: Café with an Insane Person

Post by Doctor X » Thu Dec 26, 2019 11:59 pm

Another joins.

– J.D.
Mob of the Mean: Free beanie, cattle-prod and Charley Fan Club!
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Re: Café with an Insane Person

Post by Doctor X » Fri Dec 27, 2019 12:05 am

Antivaccine!

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"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Re: Café with an Insane Person

Post by Doctor X » Fri Dec 27, 2019 12:07 am

Chemtrails.

– J.D.
Mob of the Mean: Free beanie, cattle-prod and Charley Fan Club!
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Re: Café with an Insane Person

Post by Doctor X » Fri Dec 27, 2019 12:07 am

Weather control!

No, this is not Doris.

– J.D.
Mob of the Mean: Free beanie, cattle-prod and Charley Fan Club!
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Re: Café with an Insane Person

Post by Anaxagoras » Fri Dec 27, 2019 12:07 am

I'm not quite clear what the theory is though.
Abdul Alhazred wrote:
Thu Dec 26, 2019 11:54 pm
Serious question. How old is China?
Depends what you mean by that. The People's Republic of China is actually quite a recent development. Even The United States is older.

If you mean how far back does Chinese history go, the oldest known written records that survive today date from around 1250 BC. But obviously China had already existed for a long time by that point.
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Re: Café with an Insane Person

Post by Doctor X » Fri Dec 27, 2019 12:09 am

Andromeda strain!

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"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
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Re: Café with an Insane Person

Post by Doctor X » Fri Dec 27, 2019 12:12 am

Racism!

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DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
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Re: Café with an Insane Person

Post by Doctor X » Fri Dec 27, 2019 12:13 am

Fuck! I should have brought up David Icke!

Well, anyways time to drum.

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"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Re: Café with an Insane Person

Post by solely » Fri Dec 27, 2019 12:16 am

Run!

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Re: Café with an Insane Person

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Fri Dec 27, 2019 12:24 am

Anaxagoras wrote:
Fri Dec 27, 2019 12:07 am
If you mean how far back does Chinese history go, the oldest known written records that survive today date from around 1250 BC.
That one. The First Emperor destroyed the earlier records, but I figure there is some sort of archaeological "real" answer.

I admit ignorance, but five thousand years doesn't sound totally impossible to me.
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Re: Café with an Insane Person

Post by ed » Fri Dec 27, 2019 12:41 am

Stay. Enjoy yourself.

It is rare to encounter that much stupid in one place.

Bask in your superiority
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Re: Café with an Insane Person

Post by Doctor X » Fri Dec 27, 2019 4:18 am

solely wrote:
Fri Dec 27, 2019 12:16 am
Run!
He made the mistake of bringing up the biblical texts.

He was also a Graham Hancock idiot.

It was entertaining until it became tedious.

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DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Re: Café with an Insane Person

Post by shuize » Fri Dec 27, 2019 6:44 am

Abdul Alhazred wrote:
Thu Dec 26, 2019 11:54 pm
Serious question. How old is China?

We might have a better answer for that if not for the Chinese practice of grinding up early hominin bones for their quack traditional "medicine." God only knows how much priceless information was lost to humanity from that stupidity.

Seriously, when I first read about that practice I was so angry I had to put the book I was reading down and walk away from the table.

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Re: Café with an Insane Person

Post by Anaxagoras » Fri Dec 27, 2019 8:17 am

shuize wrote:
Fri Dec 27, 2019 6:44 am
Abdul Alhazred wrote:
Thu Dec 26, 2019 11:54 pm
Serious question. How old is China?

We might have a better answer for that if not for the Chinese practice of grinding up early hominin bones for their quack traditional "medicine." God only knows how much priceless information was lost to humanity from that stupidity.

Seriously, when I first read about that practice I was so angry I had to put the book I was reading down and walk away from the table.
Sort of tangential, but I was listening to a podcast today where they mentioned the archeologist who discovered the site of the ancient city of Troy, described by Homer in The Iliad (the Trojan horse legend and all that). Anyway, the problem is that he wasn't a very good archeologist and he basically ruined all sorts things by digging it up too fast and not keeping detailed notes of what he was destroying. In particular, he dug right past the city from Homer's time to get to what was underneath it (there were many layers of ruins).
Schliemann's excavation of nine levels of archaeological remains with dynamite has been criticized as destructive of significant historical artifacts, including the level that is believed to be the historical Troy.[1]
Further excavation of the Troy site by others indicated that the level he named the Troy of the Iliad was inaccurate, although they retain the names given by Schliemann. In an article for The Classical World, D.F. Easton wrote that Schliemann "was not very good at separating fact from interpretation"[26] and claimed that, "Even in 1872 Frank Calvert could see from the pottery that Troy II had to be hundreds of years too early to be the Troy of the Trojan War, a point finally proven by the discovery of Mycenaean pottery in Troy VI in 1890."[26] "King Priam's Treasure" was found in the Troy II level, that of the Early Bronze Age, long before Priam's city of Troy VI or Troy VIIa in the prosperous and elaborate Mycenaean Age. Moreover, the finds were unique. The elaborate gold artifacts do not appear to belong to the Early Bronze Age.

His excavations were condemned by later archaeologists as having destroyed the main layers of the real Troy. Kenneth W. Harl, in the Teaching Company's Great Ancient Civilizations of Asia Minor lecture series, sarcastically claimed that Schliemann's excavations were carried out with such rough methods that he did to Troy what the Greeks could not do in their times, destroying and levelling down the entire city walls to the ground.[27]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heinrich_Schliemann
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