2020 New Year's Resolution

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Rob Lister
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2020 New Year's Resolution

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I have never failed to fail on a New Year's resolution. This year I'm going to pick something so fucking easy even ed could do it ... drunk.

Something like, 'I shall resolve not to look at midget porn ever again.'

...

Maybe something a little easier. But you get the idea.

What's yours.

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Re: 2020 New Year's Resolution

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I hereby solemnly pledge not to take any kind of resolution. Especially at New Year.

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I resolve to treat January 1 as just another day.
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Re: 2020 New Year's Resolution

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It's not just another day. 2020 only happens once in a long, long time.

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Re: 2020 New Year's Resolution

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I resolve to say the word hippopotamus at least once on January 1st. I expect I'll be able to keep that resolution.

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Re: 2020 New Year's Resolution

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Rob Lister wrote:
Fri Dec 27, 2019 9:35 pm
I have never failed to fail on a New Year's resolution. This year I'm going to pick something so fucking easy even ed could do it ... drunk.

Something like, 'I shall resolve not to look at midget porn ever again.'

...

Maybe something a little easier. But you get the idea.

What's yours.
I can't make that one.
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Re: 2020 New Year's Resolution

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My New Years reolution is the same as every year.

Don't make any promises I can't keep