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Post by Bruce » Sat Jan 11, 2020 2:53 am

Yes.
No.
Maybe.
Because
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Post by shemp » Sat Jan 11, 2020 3:47 am

There are no questions, only answers.
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Post by WildCat » Sat Jan 11, 2020 4:41 am

Red Grange
Do you have questions about God?

you sniveling little right-wing nutter - jj

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Post by Bruce » Sat Jan 11, 2020 11:00 am

Ms Bruce is the queen of answering yes or no questions incorrectly.

Did you pick up the milk on the way home?
I got home at 4.
With the milk?
It was a busy day.
What about the milk.
We have half n half.

Did you pick up the mail?
Its raining.
Did you pick up the mail before it started raining?
My feet hurt.
You normally pick up the mail from your car. Did you do that?
It snowing out there.

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Post by Harambe » Sat Jan 11, 2020 12:15 pm

Clyde LeBaron

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Post by The Joker » Sat Jan 11, 2020 12:52 pm

Nathan R. Jessup
Relax! I'm only gonna burn my half.

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Post by Anaxagoras » Sat Jan 11, 2020 1:07 pm

Bruce wrote:
Sat Jan 11, 2020 11:00 am
Ms Bruce is the queen of answering yes or no questions incorrectly.
Two can play at that game. :notsure:
A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.
William Shakespeare

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Post by Witness » Sat Jan 11, 2020 2:43 pm

Anaxagoras wrote:
Sat Jan 11, 2020 1:07 pm
Two can play at that game. :notsure:
Thought the same, but:
  • Why does Ms. Bruce do that (apart from annoying Mr. Bruce)?
  • Does Mr. Bruce want a divorce? :twisted:

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Post by Rob Lister » Sat Jan 11, 2020 3:09 pm

Witness wrote:
Sat Jan 11, 2020 2:43 pm
Anaxagoras wrote:
Sat Jan 11, 2020 1:07 pm
Two can play at that game. :notsure:
Thought the same, but:
  • Why does Ms. Bruce do that (apart from annoying Mr. Bruce)?
  • Does Mr. Bruce want a divorce? :twisted:
I think it is a form of flirting. He should deblouse her.

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Post by Witness » Sat Jan 11, 2020 3:39 pm

You mean de-blues, of course?


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Post by Bruce » Sat Jan 11, 2020 7:06 pm

I'm not divorcing her. She owes me money.

She's not divorcing me because then she would only get half my money. If she stays married to me, she gets all of my money and the thrill of driving me to an early grave.
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Post by shemp » Sat Jan 11, 2020 9:39 pm

Stand up and be a MAN, Bruce!
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Post by asthmatic camel » Sun Jan 12, 2020 12:41 am

Nah. Sit down, drink beer and slob out. It's just as effective and far more enjoyable.
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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Post by Witness » Sun Jan 12, 2020 3:32 am

Witness wrote:
Sat Jan 11, 2020 2:43 pm
Why does Ms. Bruce do that (apart from annoying Mr. Bruce)?
We are still in the dark on that important point. :|

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Post by asthmatic camel » Tue Jan 14, 2020 3:52 pm

Ms. Bruce is formidable, Witness.

:HairRaising: :eekeyes: :ImOuttaHere:
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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Post by Bruce » Wed Jan 15, 2020 2:58 am

She's a delightful and highly respected lady to everyone else, but I get the best if her....

:guitar: :guitar: :guitar:
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