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Yes.
No.
Maybe.
Because
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There are no questions, only answers.
"It is not I who is mad! It is I who is crazy!" -- Ren Hoek

"what dicking deep shit i produce" -- pillory

Freedom of choice
Is what you got
Freedom from choice
Is what you want

People are shitting themselves to death
Crap so much they fail to take a breath
But even when their kids are starvin'
They thought Trump would throw them Charmin.

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Red Grange
Do you have questions about God?

you sniveling little right-wing nutter - jj

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Ms Bruce is the queen of answering yes or no questions incorrectly.

Did you pick up the milk on the way home?
I got home at 4.
With the milk?
It was a busy day.
What about the milk.
We have half n half.

Did you pick up the mail?
Its raining.
Did you pick up the mail before it started raining?
My feet hurt.
You normally pick up the mail from your car. Did you do that?
It snowing out there.

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Clyde LeBaron

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Nathan R. Jessup
Relax! I'm only gonna burn my half.

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Bruce wrote:
Sat Jan 11, 2020 11:00 am
Ms Bruce is the queen of answering yes or no questions incorrectly.
Two can play at that game. :notsure:
A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.
William Shakespeare

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Anaxagoras wrote:
Sat Jan 11, 2020 1:07 pm
Two can play at that game. :notsure:
Thought the same, but:
  • Why does Ms. Bruce do that (apart from annoying Mr. Bruce)?
  • Does Mr. Bruce want a divorce? :twisted:

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Witness wrote:
Sat Jan 11, 2020 2:43 pm
Anaxagoras wrote:
Sat Jan 11, 2020 1:07 pm
Two can play at that game. :notsure:
Thought the same, but:
  • Why does Ms. Bruce do that (apart from annoying Mr. Bruce)?
  • Does Mr. Bruce want a divorce? :twisted:
I think it is a form of flirting. He should deblouse her.

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You mean de-blues, of course?


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I'm not divorcing her. She owes me money.

She's not divorcing me because then she would only get half my money. If she stays married to me, she gets all of my money and the thrill of driving me to an early grave.
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Stand up and be a MAN, Bruce!
"It is not I who is mad! It is I who is crazy!" -- Ren Hoek

"what dicking deep shit i produce" -- pillory

Freedom of choice
Is what you got
Freedom from choice
Is what you want

People are shitting themselves to death
Crap so much they fail to take a breath
But even when their kids are starvin'
They thought Trump would throw them Charmin.

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Nah. Sit down, drink beer and slob out. It's just as effective and far more enjoyable.
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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Witness wrote:
Sat Jan 11, 2020 2:43 pm
Why does Ms. Bruce do that (apart from annoying Mr. Bruce)?
We are still in the dark on that important point. :|

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Ms. Bruce is formidable, Witness.

:HairRaising: :eekeyes: :ImOuttaHere:
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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She's a delightful and highly respected lady to everyone else, but I get the best if her....

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