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I am looking for brit patents.

I defy anyone to go to the Brit museum site and find a fucking patent.

Here
https://www.bl.uk/help/find-early-british-patents

What does it say???
A guide on finding British patents from the period 1617-1899.

Patents in Great Britain 1617-1899
The British Library has the national collection of British patents and associated documentation. This guide will help researchers understand and use that part of the collection which covers the period 1617 to 1899.

A detailed list of all the British documents we have for this period is also available.
Bullshit. Perfidious Albion bastards
Finding and using the patents
You can see a detailed list of the English and British patents we hold at the British Library for the period 1617-1899 on our Great Britain documentation page.
If you have a patent number and year

Our electronic document store contains images of English patents from 1617 to September 1852 and of British patents from October 1852 to 1899. So, if you know the year and number of any English or British patent from the period 1617 to 1899 you can view the document and print a copy of it in any of our reading rooms.
I'll hop right over.
Most British patents from 1890 onwards are available on the European Patent Office's Espacenet database which you can access free of charge on the internet.

We do have paper copies of these patents but access to them is restricted for conservation reasons.
Thanks for the link. You can do that now on the interwebs, provide links I mean.

Never mind, here is the link
https://www.epo.org/searching-for-paten ... html#tab-1

hahahahahaha I'm ready to leave the EU. Who designed this particular piece of shit?

I defy anyone, even a smug fucker like Atheist, to find anything with this example of the Patriarchy being sensitive. I know what happenned... they have a million "migrants" from northern bumfuck africa that they are trying to prevent from raping everything that moves so they, in the best progressive tradition, see no reason why they can't self identify as software engineers. They were directed to develop a patent search thingie.
They started at the British Museum, worked their magic (see above) and then proceeded to infect the rest of the EU.

Here: GB patent 11998 from 1898 find it.
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HA!!!
https://worldwide.espacenet.com/searchR ... mit=Search

AND you CAN get the documents!!

On the top it says "Download Covers" that is northern bumfuckese for "Download documents"!!!!!

Assholes. Someone should swing for this travesty.

ETA: That link was NOT from the Brit museum, I found it. I have also found 3 different search engins for the stupid euro database. I have also determined that the english descriptions are horrid at best.
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Quelle Dommage!!! <---French!

No, it is only the first page. What a design innovation. I am interested enough in a patent to wade thru the horror that is bureaucratic coding to get to an end point, sad, hungry, tired and despairing only to find that the smug powers that be have determined that I really DON'T need the entire document, that the first page should suit all my needs. AND there is no way of seeing the damn document, even one at a time.

HOWEVER there is a simple cure: Good old 'Mercian know how

https://patents.google.com/?assignee=BE ... HR+BURKARD

BANG!!! Done. Meanwhile the fucking euros are arguing with Metternich about some abstruse aspect of regulating the color of the overalls worn by grain harvesters.

Assholes.

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What exactly are you wanting to look up?
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The queen's dress.

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Abdul Alhazred wrote:
Tue Mar 17, 2020 1:27 pm
What exactly are you wanting to look up?
Hes looking for a patent for his bar pistol.
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He's shit posting again.


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robinsuck is not a fag.

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OK.

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You mean the one for "Repeating pistol"?
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Never mind, I think it's this one, but you already found it, right?

https://patentimages.storage.googleapis ... 630478.pdf
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Right but thank you.

You may be a forelock tugging creature of the god emperor of nippon but you are OK in my book.

Here, have a hand sanitizer.
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Bigger question is where was this guy born?
Burchard Christian von Behr (1835-1901)
He is listed as bring a resident of russia and then Germany. Where did he start out, I wonder?
52 patents. prolific wight.

Wonder if he made any $ for all those patents.

We shall see, this story is just beginning. I hope he made a pile, it would have been way cool to be well off in the Gilded Age. People knew their place. You would have your man teach the likes of Robinson some manners. And Atheist would be a lot less snide if he knew that his topper and his sorry ass might find themselves in the gutter, placed there by an obliging copper. You'd hire Abdul to sit at a high desk, Bob Cratchet-like, with a green visor, doing endless sums. Sums that are not meant to add up and, indeed, have no meaning whatsoever except to provide him mind-numbing activity, repeated daily unto his dieing day.

Where was I?
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That's him but I know where you stole that from. Hmmm wonder what uniform that is.
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“burchard”? Sounds like contemporary of Bertie Wooster!

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Witness wrote:
Thu Mar 19, 2020 1:07 am
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Can you get the whole patent doc? I wonder where he was a citizen at the time.

BTW where did you get that?
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ed wrote:
Thu Mar 19, 2020 1:22 am
Can you get the whole patent doc? I wonder where he was a citizen at the time.

BTW where did you get that?
https://sassik.livejournal.com/428526.html about 1/5 down the page. Mostly in German.