A touch, just a touch, of gun related schadenfreude

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A touch, just a touch, of gun related schadenfreude

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schadenfreude shäd′n-froi″də►
n. Pleasure derived from the misfortunes of others.
n. Malicious enjoyment derived from observing someone else's misfortune.
n. delight in another person's misfortune
So it seems that some folks are getting a bit nervous about developing events. And when you are faced with the unknown and that unknown is scary, what would you look to do? Find a safe space? Huddle? Beat a Tom Tom? That great, but what if Wez wants your stereo, Tom Tom and food ?

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Well, you just go out a buy a gun, right? I mean, you can buy them on the interwebs, right? And just have them delivered to your safe space.

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Here at Omaha Outdoors, we’ve been inundated with inquiries from out-of-state folks – many from California – asking if we can ship them a gun directly. The answer is, of course, no. Despite what politicians and many in popular media claim, you can’t buy a gun online and have it shipped to your house. Well, you could, if you were a federally licensed firearm dealer (or federally licensed curio and relic collector) and your home was your place of business. Other than that, no, you can’t buy a gun online and have it shipped, especially across state lines, to your home.
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And for those that say "well, the availability of guns in the first place is the problem" I say, "yeah, but Wez never had a gun and dosen't now. And he wants that setero and he is getting tired of waiting.". I am sure that Wez is open to reason though. Why not talk to him about the "existential" threat of climate change?
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Keep all those proud (nervous?) new gun owners who never owned a gun before in your thoughts and prayers.
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See how "ill take your AR's" works for Joe now
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Where I live almost everybody already has a gun. Ammo sales went up however.
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And yes, I own a gun. Don't have any ammo, haven't fired it in 22 years. It's not cleaned or oiled or probably safe to use.


But the bad guys don't know any of that.
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Wez will be understanding when you shoot a blank.
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Oh no, there are live rounds in it
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robinson wrote:
Thu Mar 19, 2020 5:22 pm
Oh no, there are live rounds in it
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robinson wrote:
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And yes, I own a gun. Don't have any ammo, ...
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I want a gun. After my visit to the grocery last Friday, I want a gun.

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The only ammo I own is in the gun.

It's probably 40 years old. Might explode in my face.
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My body is a weapon.
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40 y/o ammo is likely fine. And even if it isn't, the worst that can happen is ...


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I probably should go buy some ammo
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Hotarubi wrote:
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My body is a weapon.
Soap and adult diapers should help.

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Buying a gun isn't the answer to coronavirus
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He ed!

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Doctor X wrote:
Fri Mar 20, 2020 4:47 am
Hotarubi wrote:
Thu Mar 19, 2020 7:55 pm
My body is a weapon.
Soap and adult diapers should help.

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They've been sold out for a couple of weeks. You not paying attention to what's going on in the world?

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Yep.

And ed? Change that faggot avatar stat. :)
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ed?

Please change that totally not gay whiny straight guy avatar to some permutation of good old Doctor No Face.

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ed. How 'bout you do whatever the fuck you want.