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Long live Offa, Rex Merciorium
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Scotland wasn't called Scotland when Mercia was called Mercia. Neither was Ireland.

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gnome wrote:
Sat May 02, 2020 1:11 pm
Long live Offa, Rex Merciorium
Merciorum.

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Hotarubi wrote:
Sat May 02, 2020 2:47 pm
Scotland wasn't called Scotland when Mercia was called Mercia. Neither was Ireland.

I reject your Fake map.
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"If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor. Then, he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one. And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a zoo! (Beat) Unless it's a farm!"
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Mercia beaucoup

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gnome wrote:
Sun May 03, 2020 2:25 am
Hotarubi wrote:
Sat May 02, 2020 2:47 pm
Scotland wasn't called Scotland when Mercia was called Mercia. Neither was Ireland.

I reject your Fake map.
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Penda, a true ass kicker.
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Relevant, especially since the thread is 'Mercia and not simply Mercia:

Civfanatics forum: Historical Filth - How England Was Unified

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King Edgar of Wessex was the real problem. :evil:
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So am I right that Wessex, Sussex and Essex mean West Sex, South Sex, and East Sex?
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I'm sure Eadwig would agree.
"If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor. Then, he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one. And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a zoo! (Beat) Unless it's a farm!"
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Anaxagoras wrote:
Tue May 05, 2020 6:27 am
So am I right that Wessex, Sussex and Essex mean West Sex, South Sex, and East Sex?
West Saxons, South Saxons, and East Saxons.
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I AM WILLIAM OF THE NORMANS. LOWER YOUR WEAPONS AND SURRENDER. YOUR KINGDOM AS IT HAS BEEN IS OVER. YOUR CULTURE WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
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"If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor. Then, he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one. And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a zoo! (Beat) Unless it's a farm!"
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There's also Uralsex.

(Couldn't find anywhere called anal. Tried.)

Found a place called "shit" in Iraq (really), "Arçelik" in Turkey, "dikshit" in India and "fuck off you stupid fucking cunt" in El Salvador.
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Hotarubi wrote:
Tue May 05, 2020 4:46 pm
There's also Uralsex.

(Couldn't find anywhere called anal. Tried.)
You just had to ask Your Mom[Tm. – Ed.]

Nevertheless, there is a:

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Found a place called "shit" in Iraq (really), "Arçelik" in Turkey, "dikshit" in India and "fuck off you stupid fucking cunt" in El Salvador.
We will take further Your Mom quips "as read."

Meanwhile . . . in Japan . . . "Kindai University" is actually "Kinki University" [ 近畿大学・kinki daigaku– Ed.] but the Engrlish translation was officially changed because:



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Not to mention:

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Interesting, I considered looking for that since that was the Japanese Original name of a "Grape Lane" in York.

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Anaxagoras wrote:
Wed May 06, 2020 9:52 am
Not to mention:

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Has not existed for over 450 years. Cock lane, though, theres a few of those about. Named for the same (obvious) reasons.
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So there has been no cunt groping for over 450 years but lots of cock.

I am beginning to understand the problem. . . .

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Doctor X wrote:
Fri May 08, 2020 6:09 am
So there has been no cunt groping for over 450 years but lots of cock.

I am beginning to understand the problem. . . .

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Why the royal navy was formed.
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