Mowing

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Should I mow?

Yes, be compliant with all local ordinances and thwart the drive-by inspectors
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50%
No, flaunt the law, take your chances, live life to the fullest
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17%
Planet X is one big ball of unmowed grass
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33%
 
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Trotsky? :lmao:
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Hey Timmy! Here’s your new tricycle
still working on Sophrosyne
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Operating a thing like that, I can hear my Dad saying, "Mind yer berries."
The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.
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I've got a scythe, I should sharpen it and try that.
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Back when I was a wee spud, I watched my father remove most of his toes with a Flymo.

They're fun to play with...

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Grass lives matter
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A green solution:



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The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.
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Honda mowers are shit-hot machines. My brother and I used them.

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Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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Pretty much anything Honda makes is good
still working on Sophrosyne
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asthmatic camel wrote: Sun Sep 13, 2020 12:58 pm Honda mowers are shit-hot machines. My brother and I used them.

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Indeed sir, having managed a small engine warranty center for a number The Home Depot stores here on the island they do.
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Now you're talking.
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You know what happens when you get rabbit in your blood, son.
You run one time, you got yourself a set of chains. You run twice you got yourself two sets. You ain't gonna need no third set, 'cause you gonna get your mind right.
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Hayter mowers are pretty good, too.

Hayter. Quality machines.
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