Funny shit

[robinson]

I just ran across two hilarious repost here

And I really needed the laughs

I’m tired but f having to read multiple topics and inane shitpost in order to find a morning guffaw

Post the funniest shit you see each day here, and I promise I will hardly post at all elsewhere


For example

I just saw this tweet and rather than try and decide which topic to post it in


Here it is

[ed]

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[Surprise]

I just ran across two hilarious repost here

And I really needed the laughs

I’m tired but f having to read multiple topics and inane shitpost in order to find a morning guffaw

Post the funniest shit you see each day here, and I promise I will hardly post at all elsewhere


For example

I just saw this tweet and rather than try and decide which topic to post it in


Here it is

Chopsticks are also commonly made from wood. Suddenly you believe China.

[Anaxagoras]

Chopsticks are also commonly made from wood. Suddenly you believe China.

Yep. Sorry to be pedantic about a joke.

More info from Japan.

[Abdul Alhazred]

Or ivory. Or plastic. Yadda.

[robinson]

[robinson]

Meanwhile

In the real world

[robinson]

Might be NSFW

[robinson]

[Rob Lister]

that's not funny to me.

[robinson]

Of course not


You probably support the idea that the authorities should just not do anything while mobs climb statues and destroy them

And put lives and well being at risk

You fucking commie symp

[ed]

You want really funny shit???

Careful Abdul

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[Abdul Alhazred]

You want really funny shit???

Careful Abdul

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Set in an alternate universe where Jews are not funny. A work of Dada anti-art.

The very lack of humor accentuated by the laugh track (or is it a studio audience).

Very Buñuel and Dali like in its insistence on meaninglessness.

As it might be Un Chien Andalou or L'Age Dor censored in accordance with the standards of US broadcast television.

[ed]

Or ivory. Or plastic. Yadda.

Seinfeld borrowing or. perhaps, appropriation.

[ed]

You want really funny shit???

Careful Abdul

20200708_164047.jpg

Set in an alternate universe where Jews are not funny. A work of Dada anti-art.

The very lack of humor accentuated by the laugh track (or is it a studio audience).

Very Buñuel and Dali like in its insistence on meaninglessness.

As it might be Un Chien Andalou or L'Age Dor censored in accordance with the standards of US broadcast television.

You pretentious poof.
Let me point out that you got one part correct. It is Dali-like in that it was and is all about the money (or geld, to stay ethnic)

[robinson]

Yadda Yadda is Lenny Bruce

He did a standup bit about .... ah fuck it

[ed]

leave me alone

[robinson]

[robinson]

The Shark party

[robinson]