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Needs some fit guy 30 years younger than I...
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And it's still pissing down.

I'm moving to Florida to live in Lake Ed with the crawdads.

At least I'd be warm...
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asthmatic camel wrote: Mon Aug 24, 2020 2:39 am Haggis is for the Jocks. Around here we have Bury Black Pudding.

Scrummy with HP Sauce.

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Note how northerners culturally misappropriate the obviously southern "Houses of Parliament" sauce in order to try and appear more sophisticated.
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Sorta pathetic, what?
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My computer is an HP.

Very versatile these English. 8)
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Hotarubi wrote: Tue Aug 25, 2020 5:35 pm
asthmatic camel wrote: Mon Aug 24, 2020 2:39 am Haggis is for the Jocks. Around here we have Bury Black Pudding.

Scrummy with HP Sauce.

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Note how northerners culturally misappropriate the obviously southern "Houses of Parliament" sauce in order to try and appear more sophisticated.
Hey, smartarse, I buy this stuff from ASDA. It's about a quarter of the price as HP and tastes exactly the same. :De_Bunk:

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What about this stuff? :wink:

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HP sauce was produced at a factory in Birmingham for over a hundred years, but about thirteen years ago the factory was closed and since then all production has been in the Netherlands. :cry:
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↑ They anticipated Brexit? :mrgreen:
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Abdul Alhazred wrote: Tue Aug 25, 2020 7:21 pm What about this stuff? :wink:

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Now you're talking.

That gear goes in pretty much everything I cook. :)
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I usually have some on hand.

Can't find gallon jugs locally, so I have to be parsimonious with it.
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Abdul Alhazred wrote: Wed Aug 26, 2020 12:16 am I usually have some on hand.

Can't find gallon jugs locally, so I have to be parsimonious with it.
Know what? US L&P tastes different to ours. Its sweeter and less spicy.

Not much. But noticeable to a cultured palate.
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asthmatic camel wrote: Tue Aug 25, 2020 7:14 pm
Hotarubi wrote: Tue Aug 25, 2020 5:35 pm
asthmatic camel wrote: Mon Aug 24, 2020 2:39 am Haggis is for the Jocks. Around here we have Bury Black Pudding.

Scrummy with HP Sauce.

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Note how northerners culturally misappropriate the obviously southern "Houses of Parliament" sauce in order to try and appear more sophisticated.
Hey, smartarse, I buy this stuff from ASDA. It's about a quarter of the price as HP and tastes exactly the same. :De_Bunk:

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Having an East Asian family, I don't even touch such nonsense. :mrgreen:
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Try this stuff. I sent De-Bunk a jar and he almost choked to death...

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asthmatic camel wrote: Wed Aug 26, 2020 1:52 am Try this stuff. I sent De-Bunk a jar and he almost choked to death...

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Scotch Bonnet?
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Oh yeah. My mother-in-law used to make the real deal.

Am I still allowed to say fuck, here?

It's fucking hot...
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asthmatic camel wrote: Wed Aug 26, 2020 2:13 am Oh yeah. My mother-in-law used to make the real deal.

Am I still allowed to say fuck, here?

It's fucking hot...
I generally avoid over hot chillies in meals as it wrecks other subtle flavours. I prefer bird's eye chillies as it allows softer ingredients to shine.

Yet, l happily make a scotch bonnet, tomato, shallot and cucumber salsa for homemade crisps on Saturday movie night.
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I like carbs. I would hate to have to give them up. But I'm getting to the point where it might be unavoidable.
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Medical peeps now say that carbs are bad, unless they are exactly the right carbs. The naughty carbs turn instantly to sugars and those turn instantly to fat under the careful tutelage of the human metabolism and this leads to cardiovascular problems.

But damnit! I loves me some pasta. And bread. And rice. And beans.

Fuck.
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