Witness, are you the real deal?

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Witness, are you the real deal?

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These fuckers keep knocking on our door, despite a pic asking them not to.

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Get a pic of your lady wife in a sheet .. NO MAKEUP. Tale a pic and shop it on that stupid poster. Then tape it to yor door.

Report back.
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Tell them you were thrown out of Jehovah's Witnesses, but now you're really saved by the blood of Christ.
Offer to tell them all about it.

You will see their backs so fast you won't have to make something up. :)
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Wondered what that thread was about. :mrgreen:
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I'm planning to tell them I'm a Freemason. That'll fuck them right off.
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The Witnesses who've knocked on our door have all been polite, as opposed to the last Mormons who I had to demand that they get off my property, and the alleged Christian who tried to push his way past me into the house. I "set" myself and he kind of bounced off me back onto the porch.
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I never answer the door. I don't care who it is.
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I insist they come in.
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ed wrote: Sun Aug 30, 2020 12:03 am I insist they come in.

Are your walls filled with animal trophy heads?, that sets a good mood.
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They used to come to my house (there's no escape, even in Japan) but not for a few years now. I think they gave up on me.
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ed wrote: Sun Aug 30, 2020 12:03 am I insist they come in.
Have you been visited since moving to Florida?

I wonder if it's possible to live far enough out in the boonies that they won't bother.
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My father always wanted to believe and invited this creepy paedophile JW fucker into the house.

I did tell him...

The bastard is still in jail.
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Holy shit. Did he molest you or your siblings?
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He'd have liked to, I'm sure.

Fortunately we're all over 6 foot tall and would've kicked the shit out of him. :)
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There is an easy way to get on their “do not approach” list
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Accident.

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Sorry, posted this in the wrong place. See "Accident"
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see other thread
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Just tell them you are Buddhist.

Quick and painless removal system.
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solely wrote: Sat Aug 29, 2020 11:45 pm I never answer the door. I don't care who it is.

As part of my semi-isolation exercise routine here in Japan, I walk up and down our apartment building stairs.

I think the NHK (national television) guy must have seen me outside yesterday, since my doorbell rang almost as soon as I walked back inside.

They're trying to get me to pay TV taxes.

I wouldn't really even care,* but my Japanese girlfriend refuses.

Simple and very Japanese solution:

Just don't open the door.


* Although, they can sometimes be dicks, so I don't really mind not paying either. Funny thing yesterday, I walked over to the video monitor to see who it was. It looked like the NHK guy, so I didn't respond. He then bowed to the monitor before walking away. He can't see me, but the passive aggressive fuck knew I was watching him. (Ha! Ha!)