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But "je ne sais quoi" has so much more je ne sais quoi. :notsure:
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Why can't these fucking surrender monkeys speak English?
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Not too easy when you're hobbling around with a Zimmer Frame.
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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Evidences. And the knees are about the best bit...

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Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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AC, just how in the name of fuck did you do that to yourself?
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Serial blow jobs.
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sparks wrote: Sun Sep 06, 2020 1:39 pm AC, just how in the name of fuck did you do that to yourself?
I've got a degree in hurting myself. It doesn't help that our street is one of the last cobbled streets around, and it's nearly always pissing it down. It's like an unlevel skating rink. I knocked myself out and spent three happy days in hospital...
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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No no no no no. Cobblestones are picturesque. :notsure:
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Abdul Alhazred wrote: Sun Sep 06, 2020 3:33 pm No no no no no. Cobblestones are picturesque. :notsure:
Maybe. If the local council ever bothered to maintain them...
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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ed wrote: Sat Sep 05, 2020 1:22 amI'm here for you.
I think AC already got rotated...
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You should get more sunlight.

What?
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Witness wrote: Mon Sep 07, 2020 2:31 am You should get more sunlight.

What?
Fuck that, sir. I'm Ginger and going bald. Ten minutes of sunlight and I turn lobster red and all my skin falls off.
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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How the fuck did that evolve?
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Seriously

If people can’t tolerate sun, how could they farm?
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I'm no expert but it apears that we gingers need very little sunlight to generate sufficient Vitamin D to survive in severe climates.
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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ed wrote: Sun Sep 06, 2020 2:02 pmSerial blow jobs.

You'd think a pro like AC would know about knee pads.
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You'd think. The image of money got the better of him I guess.
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It’s not D that is the mystery, it’s how people who can’t tolerate sunshine could evolve on this planet
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It could be a recent mutation

Genetics will eventually answer this question
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