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Or it could have happened during cave living
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shuize wrote: Mon Sep 07, 2020 7:18 am
ed wrote: Sun Sep 06, 2020 2:02 pmSerial blow jobs.

You'd think a pro like AC would know about knee pads.
knee pads are for faggots like Abdul.
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Anyway, I was walking when I fell. Had I been cycling, I'd be just fine.
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Maybe
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robinson wrote: Mon Sep 07, 2020 10:14 amMaybe
Definitely. I'm far better at balancing on a bike than on my own two legs.
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asthmatic camel wrote: Mon Sep 07, 2020 3:44 am
Witness wrote: Mon Sep 07, 2020 2:31 am You should get more sunlight.

What?
Fuck that, sir. I'm Ginger and going bald. Ten minutes of sunlight and I turn lobster red and all my skin falls off.
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asthmatic camel wrote: Mon Sep 07, 2020 10:20 am
robinson wrote: Mon Sep 07, 2020 10:14 amMaybe
Definitely. I'm far better at balancing on a bike than on my own two legs.
Carry one of these around!

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There's an elderly gentleman locally who monocycles everywhere. Fuck that shit! Walking's hard enough.

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Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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robinson wrote: Mon Sep 07, 2020 10:08 am It could be a recent mutation

Genetics will eventually answer this question
Or common sense.
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The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.
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If it can't go at least as fast as a motorcycle, it's just a toy. :p
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For AC I presume it would happen while ogling some chicks…
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Somebody revoke this cunts bike license.
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Guys, I'm in a shitload of pain right now and whacked up with opiates, barbiturates and beer.

If it seems that I'm not my normal, jovial self, that's the reason.

Normal service will be returned ASAP
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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Get well soon.

Have you been watching the Tour de France? It's on ITV4. Might provide some distraction. I like to watch the 'boring' first ninety percent or so of each stage, where the riders roll through the countryside with just the odd crash to liven things up. And then I usually fall asleep and miss the 'exiting' finish of the stage.

But I've been out the last couple of days and missed the live action. I then do my 'fall asleep for the finish' thing in speedier form while watching a recording of the daily one-hour-long highlights program.
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asthmatic camel wrote: Thu Sep 10, 2020 5:33 am Guys, I'm in a shitload of pain right now and whacked up with opiates, barbiturates and beer.
How is that not "normal service?"

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Heh. Doc, I was attended by a physiotherapist before being discharged from hospital. A massive African guy.

"Squeeze my hand as hard as you can." said he.

So I did.

"I'm not your friend anymore." Quoth he.

(I'm much, much stronger than I look.)
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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I was so bored this morning that I dug out my harmonicas and put in a couple of hours practice.

So now my mouth is about as sore as the rest of me.

Sometimes you just can't win...
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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Each day above ground is a win
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I mean, it could be worse
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