Brucellosis has been unleashed!

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Bruce
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Brucellosis has been unleashed!

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https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2020/09/17/asia ... index.html
The Health Commission of Lanzhou, the capital city of Gansu province, confirmed that 3,245 people had contracted the disease brucellosis, which is often caused by contact with livestock carrying the bacteria brucella.
And you thought I was just being silly. :|
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Bruce wrote: Sat Sep 19, 2020 12:23 am https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2020/09/17/asia ... index.html
The Health Commission of Lanzhou, the capital city of Gansu province, confirmed that 3,245 people had contracted the disease brucellosis, which is often caused by contact with livestock carrying the bacteria brucella.
And you thought I was just being silly. :|
Wait a minute. Isn't that what you call your wife?

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You named her after a bacteria. :mrgreen:
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You obviously haven’t been paying attention Anaxagoras.😉
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Re: Brucellosis has been unleashed!

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Wife : Mrs. Bruce
Wife's cousin: Brucella (formerly a live-in babysitter; now she has her own place)
Daughter: Brucetta
Son: Brucino
Addiction to reading Bruce posts: Brucellosis
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Re: Brucellosis has been unleashed!

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Oh fuck! I've got it!! How likely is it to mutate and then eat me alive? Guess I'm headed to Paris for that last bucket list item: Heroin addiction.
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Mrs. Bruce would eat you alive. No virus required.

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I wouldn't recommend it while I'm high on a big load of H.
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sparks wrote: Sat Sep 19, 2020 8:32 pm I wouldn't recommend it while I'm high on a big load of H.
Try Mrs. Camel instead, then. I taught her karate and came to regret it. She's got legs like tree trunks.
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You could relocate to Brussels, to round it up. :P