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You can't make shit like this up

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Probably not worth a thread but ... jesus
A witness in Pearl River, northeast of New Orleans, called police on Sept. 30 after allegedly viewing Rev. Travis Clark, 37, through a window engaged with two high-heeled, corseted women. Clark was allegedly partially dressed in his priestly attire.

The group had allegedly set up stage lighting and appeared to be recording the encounter on a cellphone, according to the New Orleans Advocate.

The witness said they became suspicious when noticing the lights at Saints Peter and Paul Roman Catholic Church were on late at night. The alleged incident was recorded by the witness and showed to police.
and, as icing on the cake:
Clark was also the chaplain of a nearby Catholic high school. He was ordained as a priest in 2013
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https://www.foxnews.com/us/louisiana-pr ... urch-altar
SHAMEFUL: Louisiana Priest Caught Having Threesome with 2 Corset-Wearing Women on Church Altar
Clark was caught half-naked on top of the altar, engaging in sex acts with the two women, who were wearing high heels, corsets and wielding sex toys.
https://www.ibtimes.sg/shameful-louisia ... ltar-52327

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It may be a scandal, but what laws were broken?

Trespassing maybe? Wouldn't that be a civil matter?

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Why were the police called? Funny though. I feel bad for the priest though. Probably the only one that wasn't diddling kiddies.

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He should be shot for his incredibly bad taste. Those two women ... new definition of 'butt ugly'.
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Yeah ... I think this is a case of arrest for bad taste. It was his church. Presumably he defines what sort of "service" is performed on his altar. Right? And no one can deny that there was "service" involved.

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While no laws were broken, more than a few ideals were crushed
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sparks wrote: Fri Oct 09, 2020 4:14 pm He should be shot for his incredibly bad taste. Those two women ... new definition of 'butt ugly'.
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They look better than he does.
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sparks wrote: Fri Oct 09, 2020 4:14 pm He should be shot for his incredibly bad taste. Those two women ... new definition of 'butt ugly'.
An act of Christian charity ...
Hotarubi wrote: Fri Oct 09, 2020 4:31 pm They look better than he does.
... all around. :)
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He was Gods gift etc etc
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ed wrote: Fri Oct 09, 2020 4:20 pm Yeah ... I think this is a case of arrest for bad taste. It was his church. Presumably he defines what sort of "service" is performed on his altar. Right? And no one can deny that there was "service" involved.
He was administering unction.
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Hotarubi wrote: Fri Oct 09, 2020 5:39 pm He was administering unction.
:figamagee:

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sparks wrote: Fri Oct 09, 2020 4:14 pm He should be shot for his incredibly bad taste. Those two women ... new definition of 'butt ugly'.
On a budget. Priests make next to nothing in salary. Min wage, in fact. If their congregants didn't feed them, they'd starve. But they get a nice house and car, usually.
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Rob Lister wrote: Fri Oct 09, 2020 6:05 pm
sparks wrote: Fri Oct 09, 2020 4:14 pm He should be shot for his incredibly bad taste. Those two women ... new definition of 'butt ugly'.
On a budget. Priests make next to nothing in salary. Min wage, in fact. If their congregants didn't feed them, they'd starve. But they get a nice house and car, usually.
And then theres the collection plate. And the free booze. Crackers etc.
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Hotarubi wrote: Fri Oct 09, 2020 4:31 pm
sparks wrote: Fri Oct 09, 2020 4:14 pm He should be shot for his incredibly bad taste. Those two women ... new definition of 'butt ugly'.
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They look better than he does.
Gotta point there.
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Why were the women arrested?
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Anaxagoras wrote: Sat Oct 10, 2020 8:14 am Why were the women arrested?
Sexism, and no I'm not being cute.

There is a long history of that sort of blaming temptresses.
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Apparently they're all hardened criminals because they didn't close the curtain.
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gnome wrote: Sat Oct 10, 2020 4:54 pm Apparently they're all hardened criminals because they didn't close the curtain.
Well, one of them was.
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I presume the demonic sexual act in question was a heterosexual one? Or perhaps lesbian?

I say this because the only possible rational explanation for the order is as an attempt to exorcise girl cooties. :cowbell:
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