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Shemp's official "Mugshot of the Week" thread

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We'll start with the infamous pirate Captain Halfbeard:

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Mass. man charged with threatening officers
A Massachusetts man was arrested after police said he threatened two officers in Manchester.

Police responded to the Hillsborough County Superior Court at 300 Chestnut St. for crowd control around 2 p.m. Friday as state police were in the process of moving homeless people from the courthouse grounds.

Manchester officers assisted a trooper who was attempting to arrest someone when a large crowd formed around him.

Joseph Castro Del Rio, 33, of Watertown, Mass., was charged with criminal threatening and resisting arrest.
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LPD: Man causes $7,000 in damages at Super Saver over misplaced ‘dope pipe’
LINCOLN, Neb. (KOLN) - A man accused of destroying metal detectors, a wine rack and other property inside a north Lincoln Super Saver was arrested following the incident Tuesday night.

Andrew Marr, 30, was booked into the Lancaster County Jail on charges of criminal mischief and possession of a controlled substance.
He was arrested without a struggle and told officers he went on the rampage because he thought someone had taken his dope pipe, LPD said.

The drug pipe was found on him during a search, according to officers.
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The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.
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Unidentified, booked 1945.
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ed's mom.
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She looks cheerful for someone posing for a mugshot.
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It's not news, but still relevant:

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Yep, you totally outsmarted me ~ Wildcat.

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I'm sure I came up with Twatter first. ~ Moi
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↑ Excellent detective work (as it suits the thread!).





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“Thought it would be funny” Men shoot each other with rubber bullets, Clovis man accidentally killed with buckshot round, deputies say
FRESNO, California (KSEE/KGPE) — A 23-year-old man from Clovis was shot and killed after a bizarre shooting in Tollhouse Sunday night, deputies say.

The Fresno County Sheriff’s department said shortly before 10:30 P.M. that they received a call regarding a person being shot and seriously injured at a home in the 28000 block of Burrough Valley Road.

When deputies arrived they performed CPR along with EMS however the 23-year-old, identified as Bradly Smith, died a short time later.

Homicide detectives interviewed two men at the home. 30-year-old Elvis Hernandez and a second unidentified man fully cooperated during the investigation and gave the same account of what took place, according to detectives.

Detectives said the three men, who are friends, were hanging out at a house drinking alcohol. They later started handling firearms that a relative was storing at the home, investigators say.

The unidentified man eventually went to bed and investigators say Elvis and Bradly discovered some rubber bullets and “thought it would be funny” to use a shotgun to shoot the unidentified man while he was sleeping.

According to deputies they threw a mattress on top of the unidentified man and shot the mattress.

This startled the unidentified man causing him to wake up, according to investigators, though he was not seriously injured. Detectives say Bradly agreed that as payback, so the unidentified man could shoot him.

Bradly put on a military-style helmet and protective vest. The unidentified man pointed a shotgun and fired a rubber bullet at Elvis, striking him.

Bradly then told Elvis he could shoot him as well according to investigators. Elvis picked up a different shotgun than the man used and fired it at Bradly, hitting him in the upper body detectives say.

Authorities say they quickly realized Bradly was bleeding and seriously hurt, so they dialed 911.

Detectives discovered Bradly had not been struck by a rubber bullet, but by a round of buckshot (#00 buck).

It appears the men mistakenly loaded this type of lethal shell into the shotgun, according to deputies.

Deputies have arrested 30-year-old Elvis Hernandez of Reedley for shooting and killing Smith. Hernandez has been booked into the Fresno County Jail. He is facing a charge of involuntary manslaughter. His bail is set at $10,000
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"what dicking deep shit i produce" -- pillory

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People are shitting themselves to death
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↑ Empire of dumbth material. :roll:





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Such a handsome guy!

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Dalton Police charge man with trying to rob a store with airsoft gun
DALTON, Ga. — Dalton Police have arrested a 21-year-old man they say tried to rob a Dalton store using an airsoft pistol Thursday morning.

Steven Pizarro is now in custody, and charged with armed robbery and three counts of aggravated assault.

DPD spokesman Bruce Frazier says the incident happened at the Rose’s Discount store at 1205 N. Glenwood Avenue shortly before 11:30 a.m.
You try to rob a store with an airsoft gun, you probably won't get taken seriously.
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"what dicking deep shit i produce" -- pillory

Freedom of choice
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Freedom from choice
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People are shitting themselves to death
Crap so much they fail to take a breath
But even when their kids are starvin'
They thought Trump would throw them Charmin.
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The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.